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anyone ever had one
serious answers please!

― Chilly (Chilly), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

Kate, htsencil, and I. Once. In a barn. I will not elaborate further.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

You're a barn??

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

what about the chooks?

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

Bah, curse your administrative typo-correction powers!

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

caitlin, I managed to edit that out.

The chooks just added extra excitement.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

Heehee yes I am a god amongst mere mortals.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

and poultry

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

THE POULTRY CONTROL ME

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

i almost had a 3some once, me and 2 girls in a hotel room, lots of snogging and groping was to be had but i only had sex with one of them, and they were a bit reluctant to go girl on girl.

until I fetched the coathangers...

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

serious answers please!

ha, because this is proper research right? pervmonger

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

In a BARN?!?!?

Good lord.

Threesomes were a late high school/early college thing that I thankfully grew out of.

― The Phantom of the Operating System (kate), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

ooh high school girls in a threesome

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

What made you think it was a threesome with other *girls*? ;-)

― The Phantom of the Operating System (kate), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

my over active mind?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

Well, presumably there was at least *one* high school girl in the threesome.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

or did you mean 'teachers'?

xpost

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

Yes, but his "girls" was in the plural.

Anyway, I'm being pedantic. It happened with mixes of different genders.

― The Phantom of the Operating System (kate), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

wow high school hermaphrodites in a 3some?

― debden, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, ladyboys all round. Yowsah.

― The Phantom of the Operating System (kate), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

Now I'm imagining a threesome that's 58% male, 27% female and 15% other

(xpost)

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

that would be at least a 33.333 recurringsome

― debden, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

or an "orgy", as it's technically known

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

I went to an orgy once. I got bored and went off in the corner and started reading a book.

― The Phantom of the Operating System (kate), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

i'm saving all this kind of thing for my mid-life crisis

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

Kate, clearly, you're not a team player

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

There is no "I" in orgy, now, is there?

― The Phantom of the Operating System (kate), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

No, but there is if you have more than one.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

(like I have any idea what point *that* was supposed to prove)

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Threesomes were a late high school/early college thing that I thankfully grew out of.
-- The Phantom of the Operating System (masonicboo...), February 2nd, 2005 12:52 PM. (kate)

now you're into foursomes right?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

More like celibacy. It's OK when it's actually a *choice* you've made, rather than something that was thrust upon you.

― The Phantom of the Operating System (kate), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

bad choice of words there.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

Or, erm, NOT thrust, as the case may be. ;-)

― The Phantom of the Operating System (kate), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

I went to a few orgies when I was younger, though there wasn't much sex involved, just snogging and groping. Wouldn't do it again, like Kate I've grown out of it.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

I've done it a couple times, once with 2 girls and once with another guy and a girl. I always ended up preferring one member of the team to the other by a big margin.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

A long, long time ago in a Galaxy far, far..awa....well, actually it was the East Village.

The word: "AWKWARD" springs immediately to mind. Let's put it this way: A threesome is like Marxism: it looks great on paper, but it is severely tricky when put into practice.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

You mean communism? Actually, it's a LOT like communism.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

For one thing, there's never enough resources to go around.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

MULTITASKING AT ITS BEST/WORST

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

Yes, and once you get what you wanted, what you've always dreamed of, you realize you didn't want it that bad after all.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

Plus your appliances never quite work as their supposed to.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

And if one of you decides to become a free-rider, it fucks everything up.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

(Okay, I'm gonna stop now.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

ive had moresome than a threesome but never a threesome, i wasn't that interested beforehand, just out of curiosity really, but it was really fuckin great and i'd love to do it again. also it was all guys and i imagine these things are more common in the gay world.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

I have this feeling that if I was ever in a threesome, I'd be the one who would end up getting left out more than the other two.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

wow! that's like a 21st century update of sylvia plath's acid test for neurosis: if you lived in the country you'd miss the town, if you lived in the town you'd want to move to the country

YES IT'S EASY TO APPLY THAT METAPHOR TO THE SUBJECT IN HAND

― debden, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

would any "straight' guys do it with another guy and their gf? One of my ex's suggested we bdo that, was surprised, thought he would be into the girl on girl action!

― Chilly (Chilly), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

debden
i can see the connection.....

― Chilly (Chilly), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

I always ended up preferring one member of the team to the other by a big margin.

OTM. Plus, in ffm, there are just too many tittehs for my brain to be able to function nomally.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

The math is almost always a problem. I recall the best one being fun, though.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

I don't particularly want to go into this again, except to say yes, lots, MMF and MFF, and had a great time in almost every one of them.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

A girl I was acquainted with called me at 2am with the offer, involving herself and her GF. I passed, saying I was too tired to drive to OC. Which was true. I don't really regret it that much.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

close but no bananas.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

would any "straight' guys do it with another guy and their gf?

I was offered this once. Turned it down flat. Creeped me out, and not for any homophobic reasons. It's just asking for trouble.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Twice but never got as far as teh fucking. Both times ffm (this was before I admitted I was gay). In all honesty, I'm more turned on by being with one woman. Also caitlin so OTM. This happened to me both times. I'll pass, thanks.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

Yes. FFM (me being the M). It was awesome and the girls were absolutely beautiful. I'm not a playa, not by a long-shot. The stars just aligned themselves that night and hooked my ass up. The only slightly bad thing was the one girl I wouldn't have minded getting to know a little better is sort of shy when I see her now. Not weird or bitchy, just reserved. I don't think this would be something I'd want to do if I were in a serious relationship (or even one showing promise), be it MFM or FFM.

― scourge of linden ave, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Nothing that I can remember.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Yes. MMF. In the end a bad idea for a lot of different reasons.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

There was a thread on this before. As I recall Alex, dyson and Martin all had helpful advice.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

(Which is not to say that it's a bad idea in general at all -- just that the particular circumstances of this one were.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Oh I've also had a foursome (MMFF) which I don't really count because apart from some initial foreplay, it very quickly separated into homosexual pairs.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

Found it!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Mine required actually getting in a car and changing houses/beds twice, lamely explaining to my dad's girlfriend why I was 'asleep' at 5:30 in the afternoon, two bisexual friends/roommates from school, gin, and whip cream. It was depraved in a joyous way but I think one of the girls, who was gorgeous in a pre-Raphaelite way and somewhat shy may have been about a five on the Kinsey scale. She wasn't that interested in kissing (me), would have nothing to do with Mr. Happy and rode my face toward the finale reverse cowgirl so she could make out with the other girl. I was a mere accessory, an object...which was nice, but lusting after lesbians only leads to heartache (unless one's a female, natch.)

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

I like that both these threads explicitly ask for serious answers.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Wow, I said virtually the same thing on that older thread. Well, at least I'm consistent.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

kind of weird that these threads both spontaneously popped up at the beginning of february a year apart...

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

MMF, they preferred one another; MFF, they were a couple, always a bad idea.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

my girlfriend and i almost fell into it with another couple, but the guy chickened out. it was probably for the best. though it was after the most tremendous night of drinking and dancing and in a great hotel room and it all felt perfect.

until i woke up.

we had all been in the bathtub and i woke up to discover we had basically ruined the bathroom and a large portion of the carpet was ruined by the water and also desserts were strewn about everywhere for some reason. unfortuantely this is the enduring memory.

my girlfriend keeps her eye open for the right girl that we don't and will never get to know, though.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

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