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Shut up and do some work

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

Break your fucking routine.

― Miles Finch, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

Get confident stupid

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

I don't have any work to do. Perhaps this is the problem. I need to have meetings with people who aren't here. And I'm not exactly clear on the direction I need to be taking with this Systems Analyst stuff. Sigh.

If I had work to do, I'd clearly be doing it!

― The Phantom of the Operating System (kate), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

I *do* have work to do - but it's both difficult and boring.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

get one interesting job

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

I thought I had...

― The Phantom of the Operating System (kate), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

More surly advice, fuckos

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

Fucking get yr shit together! There's nothing wrong w/you, so get over yrself! Etc

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

Piss off and get a life

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Get your fat ass to the gym, you lazy slob.

― sgs (sgs), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

ooh good one

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Man, why am I taking all this stuff so PERSONALLY?!?!? I was in such a good mood this morning. :-/

― The Phantom of the Operating System (kate), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

lighten up, asshole.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

oi, stop taking things so personally

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

SNAP OUT OF IT

― cher (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

and show us your fucking tits

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

Maybe you don't have a "type" after all, dick. Now cock off and play the goddamn field.

― Miles Finch, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

You're nothing. You're no one. Nobody cares what you think. Nobody cares if you think. Deal with it.

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

You're everything. You're a unique and precious individual. Your thoughts are an invaluable conduit which contributes to the river of human progress.

But stop pinching my butter.

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

No one asked for your opinion

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

stop trying to be smart

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

eat a bowl of dicks

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

"Cheer up, might never happen"

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Stop starting!

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

Don't try it.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

how could i forget?

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

Right, if you and your fucking bitch are in the midst of a lover's quarrel, I recommend a good walk around the fucking ghetto-ass block. The fresh air will help you clear your thick head, and by the time you get back, you're too horny to give a shit about whatever it is that whore was mad about to begin with, so go on and have a shag and forget about it, you putrid piece of maggotcock.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

Life is a shit sandwich, son. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

Floss your bloody teeth. No-one wants to see that stuff.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

GET ONE THERAPY

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

I would recommend contacting the department of child labor, sizzlechest.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

When are you going to get it through your head that you don't need other people to make you happy?

― RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

(More or less verbatim quote from a former friend.)

― RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

Get the fuck over it.

― cis (cis), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

START FACING UP TO YOUR RESPONSIBLITIES, young man!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

RTFM

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

mind your backs

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

'Deal with it' is fast becoming the twat's final flourish amongst my mates in Manchester.

"Guess what? I don't give a fuck. Deal with it."
"Yeah I stole your drink. Deal with it."
"Hey buddy, I fucked your girl. Deal with it."

― Affectian (Affectian), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

That's so 1996.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

Punch them in the arse

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

"Guess what? I don't give a fuck. Deal with it." "Whatever."
"Yeah I stole your drink. Deal with it." "You mean that one the guy spat in?"
"Hey buddy, I fucked your girl. Deal with it." "You had better get tested, 'friend'."

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

He who tries and does his best, gets the sack with all the rest.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

haha, Whitehouse to thread!

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

White, your comebacks are like something the goofy ginger kid at school stutters back. "You mean that one the guy spat in?" is really really lame, you know this is truth.

― Affectian (Affectian), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

"yeah?! yeah!? well so's yer mam!"

― Affectian (Affectian), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

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