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http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40782000/jpg/_40782455_dove_body_ap.jpg

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

"OK Ozzy. C'mon."

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

Fuck washing a hat.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

"So this is what it sounds like when doves cry!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

Oh Nickalish, you are on FIY-AH.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

I don't have a fancy caption for the dove photo, but I must say, it looks like he's taking an extremely satisfying dump in his pants.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

"Pope John Paul II who is currently stable in hospital after suffering breathing difficulties on Tuesday."

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

my God created the world and all i got was this lousy dove.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

Hey Pope! That's a nice hat ... for me to poop on!

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

.. magic act... died on stage... something along those lines.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Pope John Paul's determined efforts forced death to take on a new form

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

"Hey, I think I see a face in this pile of bird poo"

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

I like his hand over there doing the "bring it" wave.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

"Don't try it...or I'll sick the gigantic monster Dovezilla hovering hundreds of feet over my head in this black endless void of night to FEAST ON YOUR FLESH-ah!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

pffffffffffft

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

World Gurning Championships ruined by idiot dove

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

Viewers surprised by replacement of Vic & Bob as hosts of Shooting Stars

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

A dove, yesterday

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

"Gather round little children, Blanco's gonna tell you all a little story called The Laundering Of Hitler's Gold!"

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

"Fly my beauty, fly! Target: Sinead O Connor!"

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

Pope pregnant. Holy Ghost suspected.

― Bumfluff, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Celebrity Big Brother Gets REALLY Desperate

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

ROME - A dove, caught on film attempting to steal the Pope's special pope-hat yesterday, was later discovered to be Old Man Withers from the haunted amusement park.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling Catholics"

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Holy Ghost, this is not an episode of Scooby Doo.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Dove plucks ailing Pope from seat, carries off to ice floe

(AP) VATICAN CITY - In a scene straight off the cover of Judas Priest's Screaming for Vengeance, a specially-trained attack dove raced out of the heavens on Tuesday, grabbed Pope John Paul II in his talons, and then carried the ailing pontiff to an ice floe, where he was then abandoned.

News organizations later received this tersely worded statement from an unidentified group: "It was his time. Pepe has become a burden on our community, which has limited resources, and may not make it through the winter. In the manner of our ancestors, we have sent him off to find his destiny." The message was delivered by a polar bear courier.

Famous Priest-fronting leatherboy Rob Halford was questioned by the authorities. Halford replied, "This is one priest that I don't have to fall on down to my knees and pray." Halford was later released into the custody of his bandmates.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

"that would be an ornithological matter"

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2009/6/10/1244632409140/Moammar-Gadhafi-is-greete-001.jpg

― Prince of Persia (Ed), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

Don't come too close, Mr. Michael Jackson doesn't like crowds up close.

― StanM, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

INVISIBLE BREASTS

― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:48 (sixteen years ago)

"from here it look like my hand is giant on her ass!"

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

"i'm sure to look better if i stand next to this devious tyrant"

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

Assume you meant WHERE THE TITTAYS AT xxp

― leave true black metal to those who don't deserve to listen to it (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

dove il tittays a

(guess what word translate.google.com doesn't know the italian for?)

― StanM, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

This looks like a still from Rambo VII

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

"he hasn't even noticed i put the spaghetti on his shoulder ha ha ha"

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:57 (sixteen years ago)

Ages: 72, 67.

Is this a hair dye/wig advertisement?

― StanM, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

hi, my kuato was promoted to field general

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:04 (sixteen years ago)

"So first is 'right hand in,' like this. Are you watching?"

― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

Sssssilvio, I said my LYBIA is always open to you.

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

LIBYA even.

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

STAY BACK, HE'S GONNA "BLOW"

― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

"And then I put the other hand here..."

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

"So then I turned to Her Royal Highness and..."

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

Silvio has just seen Muamar's female bodyguards

― StanM, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

Gadaffi just looks like he has a massive hangover.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

"Wait, you haven't seen his Ali G impersonation yet"

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

"How we stuck that Libyan flag on your limo? Easy! Rub on rub off, yes?"

― StanM, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.barrylutz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/luxurygoods.gif

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

What is berlusconi doing with his left hand to give Gaddafi that 'O' face?

― Prince of Persia (Ed), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

Explaining his prostate operation.

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

File under: unintentionally homoerotic government ceremonies.

― Eazy, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

Is that the poster for the upcoming "Weekend at Muammar's"? Gaddafi's looking mighty propped up and dead.

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/europe_enl_1244641418/img/1.jpg

Something tells me this trip is going to be a goldmine for amusing photojournalism.

― Prince of Persia (Ed), Thursday, 11 June 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

What's that picture on his jacket?

― StanM, Thursday, 11 June 2009 06:00 (sixteen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/14t4ow9.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/nwx4yd.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)

"too slow!"

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:29 (sixteen years ago)

I have a feeling Silvio is showing the way "after you" and Al-K is all "Oh, it wants to shake my hand?"

― StanM, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/6/10/1244669283486/Silvio-Berlusconi-welcome-001.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

(someone just farted, obviously)

― StanM, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/06/11/world/europe/11italy_span.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

Holy crap! That picture on his chest:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2475823/Now-thats-taking-a-Libyaty.html

LOL

― StanM, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

http://muhtarsuhaili.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/omar_mokhtar_arrested_by_italian_fascists.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45918000/jpg/_45918139_007479611-1.jpg
jaunty

― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Saturday, 13 June 2009 13:57 (sixteen years ago)

http://i42.tinypic.com/14taont.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/fa6bgg.jpg

Didn't he play Sonny & Tubbs' boss in Miami Vice?

― StanM, Saturday, 13 June 2009 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

Was he doing a little dance?

http://www.ansa.it/site/notizie/awnplus/english/med/re211xgaX_20090611.jpg

― StanM, Saturday, 13 June 2009 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2009/06/29/88712833.jpg

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.runnersworld.com/photo/sarahpalin/images/sarahpalin_200908_477x600_6.jpg

"Chickens are aliens from outer space!"

(I just think she looks batshit insane all the time, but this pic especially has a certain quality to it that just screams quotes like the above)

― StanM, Friday, 3 July 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

Unexpected city-centre quicksand claims another victim

― C J, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 08:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs526.ash1/30919_442135697032_538737032_5499193_4960341_s.jpg

― C J, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 08:35 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://www.comicsbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cat-hat.gif

― out to brunch (WmC), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1381783_10153307468345405_635396613_n.jpg

― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 October 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago)

nine years pass...

https://i.ibb.co/BGmDyND/Screenshot-20221021-165611.jpg

― stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:00 (two years ago)

Same bat time
Smae bam chtnnle

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:39 (two years ago)

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