If Girls weren;t dumb then I'd not be able to walk through a nightclub door without beating them off with a stick

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Fact.

― Girls R Dumb, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

clear up your grammar tough guy

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

You can walk through doors?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

You are the superfantastic, Mr. Wonderful Writer Man! The frauleins must be stupid to ignore such a magnificent piece of manhood.

P.S Please continue to talk up Alone in the Dark and Bloodrayne in the horror mags.

― Uwe Boll (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

a magnificent piece of manhood

Does tofu stay firm after frying? (Because real meat would be abusive of animals.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

What's the difference between meat and fish?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

The amount of fur.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Clubbing - all definitions apply

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

"beating them off"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

It was a familiar phrase for him, I fancy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Fish dies when you beat it.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

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