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Man pleads guilty to b3st!ality; was convicted of last year of sexual assault
KAMLOOPS, B.C. (CP) — A man caught trying to have sex with a dog told police he did it because he had been wrongfully convicted of sexually abusing a child and wanted to do something bad if he was going to jail.
Christopher Pye pleaded guilty last month to b3st!ality. He was also convicted in provincial court last year of sexual assault on a nine-year-old girl.
Judge William Sundhu reserved his decision Tuesday on Pye’s sentence on both matters until Feb. 28.
Pye was arrested after two people reported seeing a man trying to have sex with a dog in a van last July.
At least three times the witnesses saw Pye, his jeans around his ankles, try to manipulate the yelping dog into position.
Twice the dog, a friend’s pet, ran away. Both times Pye chased the animal down and returned it to the van.
He seemed oblivious to the presence of the witnesses, court was told Tuesday. One witness approached within three metres to ask if everything was all right.
Pye later denied any sexual contact with the dog, but when an officer told him RCMP had mounted a video camera in the park and had evidence on tape, he changed his story.
The suggestion police had video evidence was a ruse, the judge heard. The tape the officer showed Pye was blank. No camera had been installed in the park.
Pye told officers he tried two or three times to have intercourse with the animal.
He later told psychiatric experts he got the idea after viewing Internet pornographic sites showing people having sex with animals.
He also said he was angry at the earlier charge, saying the girl’s complaints to police had ruined his life.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Bitches messed up my life!

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

"A man caught trying to have sex with a dog told police he did it because he had been wrongfully convicted of sexually abusing a child and wanted to do something bad if he was going to jail."

Most bizarre logic ever?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

well, if you're going to get hung for stealing a sheep...

dave q (listerine), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

"That'll show them I didn't molest that girl!"

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

I'd think that sheep shagging wouldn't make you any better hung than before...

xpost

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

seriously dude, just steal a car or something

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

Should link this to the "moving to Canada" thread.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

I also don't understand why he had to do this in a van.
I guess chivalry truly is dead.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Did he keep pulling his pants up to run after the dog?

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Thermo. Did the dog get a t-bone steak before the date rape or just some dog biscuits?

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

I also don't understand why he had to do this in a van.

he was dogging!! ha ha erm yeh

elwisty (elwisty), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

He probably slipped the dog some woofies.

nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

Oh dear dear dear, Nickn.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

"it's a snausage party in here!"

Nimrod Kovacs (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

Pedigreephilia

dave q (listerine), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Or just petophilia.

nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

Heavy Pettin'

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

Peta file, 1A

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

for unlawful canine knowledge

Nimrod Kovacs (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

fuck it

http://www.4bitterguys.com/adam/ugh.jpg

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

Shit. Wrong thread. Can someone delete that?

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)


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