Fair Trade Cocaine

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For a long time I've shunned cocaine users, and for two reasons, both wearyingly studenty but anyway... a) people on cocaine are awful b) Columbia. a) is the stronger argument, natch.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/drugs/Story/0,2763,1404510,00.html

is a remarkably disingenuous and pseudo-historical article, concluding with this not very strong defence against b):

"And don't middle-class people at dinner parties, people who buy Fairtrade coffee and drink organic wine, just love to be ethical?

[I]f the powers that be feel so strongly about unethical business practices, why are battery chickens still legal? How about a lecture on where our chocolate comes from?"

Now, it's possible to buy Fairtrade chocolate [and coffee], first off. And the victims of the indeed gross and cruel poultry trade are CHICKENS not HUMANS (key distinction). But it is yet impossible to buy FairTrade coke from non-battery-reared Columbians. The problem of fair trade is not identical with the problem of central American drug wars.

But I'm totally square, after all, and always fall back on a) for sake of ease. But what do hip young media professionals make of it?

Miles Finch, Thursday, 3 February 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

This was touched on a bit on the May Day thread.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 February 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

well, anyway.

yeh, and they all take drugs, which is the biggest 'i love and support capitalism' statement ever, heh
--stevem
This statement needs some clarification. I mean, it appears to be just complete bollocks, but maybe the person who wrote it has the slightest idea what they are talking about.
-- Gatinha
beat me on the head with a copy of Socialist Worker if i'm wrong but to partake in the consumption of illegal narcotics, whilst not necessarily consciously condoning the various methods of which the narcotics industry operates, is to at least endorse the demand for said narcotics and ultimately sustain an industry fundamentally built on exploitation, hierarchy and other 'anti-Marxist' aspects, tolerated by capitalist governments for various politically-related pros and cons that I can't quite get my head round to explain anyway.
but no i have not read 'Das Capital' so fire when ready...
-- stevem
Hmm, my post was a bit silly I guess, but I was just objecting to the idea that taking drugs in some way nullifies your objections to inequality and injustice. The idea that leftwingers have to dedicate every moment of their lives to the revolution is an extreme position. People who reject society in a political sense also live in that society. At the same time I don't like to see people drunk or out of their heads on demonstartions because I think demonstrations are a serious matter and it undermines the message, especially with some anarchist types who confuse rebellion with objectionable behaviour.
-- Gatinha

my own line = being left-wing is not a rejection of society! and taking drugs is not the same as drinking nestle, because it has added to the 'normal' exploitative relations of capitalism fucking full-on civil war-type situations.

Miles Finch, Thursday, 3 February 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

on a much smaller scale, i've agreed with this. i don't really take drugs, anyway, but cocaine seems *evil* to me, maybe not in of itself (but maybe its effects are), but in how i see it in the music industry. i've seen it ruin my favourite bands, who've been fed it by major labels more interested in partying with the band than working the record. i've seen people absolutely debase themselves in a variety of ways for cocaine, and i find the way it blurs the line between sex and commerce absolutely distasteful. people on it are often way annoying. and i'll never forget a busride with a journalist who refused to use the toilets at a burger king because he objected to fast food, but who spent the whole trip boasting about his drug intake at the weekend - too hypocritical. i love when rockstars like Bobby Gillespie rant against capitalism and the establishment and then go on snuffle at the same trough as the establishment. it just underscores how full of shit they generally are.

stevie (stevie), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

I agree with the point that there should be more fair trade drugs.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

sorry, i was at the RTX show / ID party last night, where the audience paid no attention to the band (who were dreadful, even worse than on record) but applauded mightily at the end of every song (because, i guess, jennifer was once a junkie and is therefore cool). gillespie and kate moss were there, oblivious to the show. it really pissed me off, because i can name about 3,000 rock bands better than RTX last night who wouldn't get this kind of treatment because they don't have the requisite hedonistic druggie 'cool'. even full-on libertines like Icarus Line, who could stomp RTX into little pieces every single time, wouldn't have charmed these losers, who seemed to simply wanna be in the same room as a 'legend' like jennifer (who was fucking wonderful on the best Royal Trux records; Neil sucks solo too, its like they need each other, creatively, to hit the harmolodic heights) so they could play out their favourite scenes from Oliver Stone's The Doors.

VENT

stevie (stevie), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

Surely the way to show your disdain for the fast food industry is to piss in their toilets without buying the food?

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

i have digressed somewhat.

fair trade drugs would be, of course, the best option. this would, however, require at least a modicum of decriminalisation/legalisation of the drugs in question - which i am moderately in favour of, on a common sense level (prohibition isn't working, and is perpetuating situations like Columbia).

that there is such a concept as 'fair-trade drugs' highlights a lot of the hypocracies that surround drugs, especially cocaine.

caitlin - this was my point exactly. HURT The Man.

stevie (stevie), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure how much using their toilet is going to affect them either way, though, come to think of it. Maybe if you pissed on their CEO.

(unless he enjoys that sort of thing)

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

if there was ft coke then I wdn't be averse to it being sold but taking cocaine would STILL make people egocentric fucktards. people accept all sorts of social constraints willingly, so why not the injunction 'don't be a dick'?

obv what's needed is a change in drug-war policy, and the us involvement has not made the situation in central america (which goes beyond the drug trade anyway) better. but this is the debate to have, not all the old cock and balls about how much more enlightened the victorians were, and what a righteous dude colerige/rimbaud/queen victoria was.

Miles Finch, Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

i almost went to that, stevie. thank you for reaffirming my decision to pass on it!!

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

ick, lauren, that's all i can say. ick ick ick. i will wash, but i will not be clean.

stevie (stevie), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

it's undeniably true that in buying coke you are adding to the burden of third world misery, more poisonously and comprehensively than in buying nestle etc. The way people act on coke only makes it more disgusting. the problem is, it's very very fun to take and very hard to stop taking while you have a ready supply. what a wonderfully obvious post from me there!

debden, Thursday, 3 February 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

otm

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

OTM TO YOU ALL

he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Thursday, 3 February 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

TS: Fair Trade Cocaine vs Free-Range Cocaine

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

ten years in the music business and no-one has EVER offered me cocaine. I am beginning to get pissed off about it.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 3 February 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

One of the only ways to make people on cocaine bearable is to take it oneself.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 3 February 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

COLOMBIA. If there was any kind of drug trade going on at Columbia besides weed, this place would be a lot more tolerable!

Allyzay, Thursday, 3 February 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

when you buy coke, the money goes to the righteous peasants, not the yanqui war machine. buys drugs, stop paying taxes!

dave q (listerine), Thursday, 3 February 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

also buy Canadian weed, it's great, and your money helps our red-eyed insurgence, and John Walters is right to worry, because we're sick and tired of Amerika's goddam shit

Colombia vs British Columbia (listerine), Thursday, 3 February 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

j0hn darnie113 is back?!?!?!!

he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
in this week's new statesman:

They die for your right to snort
Fair trade special - Drinking ethical coffee is fashionable. But so is using
cocaine, which is supplied through decidedly unethical channels. Nick Cohen
sniffs hypocrisy

http://www.newstatesman.com/200502280015

NRQ (Enrique), Friday, 25 February 2005 09:36 (twenty years ago)

(RTX is awesome!)

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 25 February 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

that's not cool, cozen.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 February 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

who isn't a hypocrit? Seriously this girl i live w/ yelled at me for using two paper towels to dry my hands the other day and i'm like 'back the fuck up b, you drive a 1971 cutlass that burns more oil than a abrahms tank' etc. Point is, i really should buy a hand towel.

(But seriously check it out, her car is really hot.)

http://clubs.hemmings.com/clubsites/fingerlakesfinal500club/AndyFuhrman71olds.jpg

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 25 February 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

(thats not her car, it isn't shiney but its the same kind)

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 25 February 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

that car is totally awesome. if i'm irresponsible i'd be snorting some cocaine and take that baby for a spin and jumping it off ramps and stuff

ken c (ken c), Friday, 25 February 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)

That car looks a bit like the Sabre Turbo from "Vice City". I think I'll walk past it and press the "F" key.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 25 February 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

oh man so check it. This story is about "snow" so its thread appropriate. That car rules, but it also sucks bcuz its rear wheel drive and she doesn't have snow tires for some reason.

She and I are driving thru indiana leaving chicago and you get some serrious snow flurries off the southern tip of lake MI and suddenly its just like full-on snowstorm. And I'm talking to her about a friend of mine who got into an accident and suddenly her wheels hit this patch of snow/ice/sleet and suddenly all i can see out the windshield is WHITE and it feels like we're doing donuts in the ditch in between the east and westbound lanes and we keep flying and i'm all "FUCK." and she is all quiet and then we come to a stop and it's still for like 5 seconds and then we breathe. the car is still running, i go "are you in park" she says no - the snow had stopped the car, she puts it in park, we sit there idling. We step out, look up at the path we've travelled - tire tracks all up and down the ridge, we were like literally an inch from the gaurdrail on the WESTbound lane (we were going east) and the snow is getting heavier. THEN out of nowhere a pickup truck goes [skrrrrt] and lands in the ditch right behind us. We got towed out eventually and ended up at a ponderosa. I had chicken nuggets.

There wasn't any cocaine involved really, although the tow truck driver looked sort of fucked up.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 25 February 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah that fucked up the alignment for real, the reast of the trip back it felt like we were driving over some cartoon bumpy road.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 25 February 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

i never pay for weed, i always bum it from my brother.

i'm so ethical and shit!

latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Friday, 25 February 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

sixteen years pass...

bump

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John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 5 April 2021 19:45 (four years ago)

Wow... sixteen years.

I've often wondered if there's any place in the U.S. that could successfully grow the coca plant, and I'm flumoxed. Obviously Puerto Rico is and option (not a state, I know) and perhaps the hills of Hawaii... but is there anywhere in the continental lower 48 where this might work? I don't know much about the shrub itself.

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 5 April 2021 19:50 (four years ago)


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