On this thread we shall write lyrics for Hari's emo band

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

I didn't here you call
You wheren't there to see me fall
I wanted to see the teers in your eyes
I long for yore love like through the lowes and the hi's

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

And I cried that night
When we had that fight
I was so blue
Boo hoo.
Hoo.

But when I wept over that poetry
I knew I could find my soul
Somewhere in that void you made
That left a big dark...hole

*not a solo*

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
am sad.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

You never write or call
You don't care at all
If my hand I were to sever
You'd be all 'Whatever!'

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

[what's with the spelling, guys? Ned, at the very least you should have written "void" as "voyde"]

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

I took you out
you never did much
we walked all night
you never did touch

you sniffed and sniffed
until the sun arose
you finally find the spot
and now everyone knows...

Chorus:

Bad dog!
How could you ever do this to me?
I took you out and you never did your du-ty!

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

The pices are broken
Why couldnt you love this
You were suppose to

The faded words are now a blur
Fuck you, Fuck You

for braking my haertt

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

dammit.

i just spent ten minutes trying to upload a picture of me from practise trying to write emo lyrics.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

It's going to happen
Stinging broken clamp down
Under dark motives
Of astronomical proportions
Dry steam baby steps
Honest reflections

A Habitual Nothing
Without promise
An Escape Artist
You have no soul
What pretty lies you like to tell

You're a cancer
You're a lack of principles
Answer no questions
Vow Silence
Fraudulent Coward
An arrow pointing to yourself

Condescend to err on the side of truth
Take action out of desperation
My ache is your achievement
Time is of the essence
Assume the worst
And nothing less will suffice

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

You said he wasn't anything to you
But underneath your futon I found one of his shoes

I cry when you lie
I cry when you lie
I cry
I cry
I cry (screams)

― andy --, Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

THEIR WAS A PATH ALONG THE TREES WHERE NOBODY TRAVELLED
I THOUGT I SAW YOUR FACE IN THE LEAFES
THE WETHER WAS MILD. A RAIN OH SO WARM
AND YOU TURNED TO SMILE
AND I THOUGT ABOUT ELVIS
HOW WE USE TO SING ALONGE SHA NA NA

THEIR WAS A PATH

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

I believe in exesentealism
OH! Im in such a schism
baby what do we do?
baby what do we do?

(SCREAMING) WHAT DO WE DOAAAAGHHHHHHHHH??????

― Mickey (modestmickey), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

REMEMBER
THE 11th OF SEPTEMBER
WHEN YOU BROKE HULKS HEART
WE MUST WRESTLE ON
FOR THE GOOD OF THE NA-TION

I WISH HULK WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO MEND THE WORLD
BUT I GUESS ITS JUST A GIRL
JUST A GIRL
IN A CAGE MATCH OF EMOTIONAL HURTRED.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

intersections air ducts
evergreen institute
endurance
electorate avarice insurance
because astronaut enterprise
elaborate inculcate absent forever
Hell ate action

A little bird told me
We've still got a long way to go

Waste case undermine cancel
Helping hand donate obfuscate
Flak Jacket fancy pants
No talent master plan
Coagulate underrate
Sell short come together

Horse shit corner store
Cornish game hen folklore
Tell your daddy tell your mom
Never ever on you run
Esteemed colleague Fred Astair
They all laughed no one cares
Condescend ingratiate
Speak in tongues
Nothing to be done
So don't

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

EMOTIONAL HURTRED

Hahaha

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

Not gonna cry
Not gonna call you
Not gonna pay the 'phone bill
Not gonna vote

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

I was tacitly involved in the release of a couple Engine Down records... their lyrics approximate Dr. Z's. I couldn't understand a goddamn thing they were talking about.

― andy --, Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

this can be your "angry" song

You're a misguided creation
A basic mistake
A flawed invention
Full of bad intentions
I don't know who you are anymore
Or why you exist
I'm gonna force feed you valium
And slash up your wrists
I'll make it look like the suicide
That everyone expects from you
This is not a joke
Make no mistake I hate you

When blue skies turn cloudy
Blue skies turn grey
And when you are dead
You'll have nothing to say

I'll fill your needle with strychnine
And tell you it's smack
Stupid little junky
Just shot up a poison cap
Redrum redrum
Killing you would be so much fun
Steal into the darkness
And leave me the day
We don't need people
Like you anyway

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

Not gonna wear matching colours
Not gonna wear contact lenses
Not gonna wear sensible footwear
Not gonna sell my ipod

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

I wrote all these myself when bored and high one night, FWIW.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know for sure
But does she really want me?
Can't stand to see me
Walk out the door.
Don't try to fight the feeling
Because the thought alone is killing me right now.
Thank God for mom and dad
For sticking two together
Because we don't know how.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes...
you have to murder the one you love
because she is the dee-e-evil.

One time, I was playing in a park with some kids
they were jumping all around, up and down
they didn't know I was using blanks

I wanted to tell you
that I talked to my brother
and he says "hello"
oh thank god
for speech therap-yyyyyyyyyy

E-MOOOOOO Philips!
His floppy hair, his wicked jammies
oh E-MOOOO-OOOOOOOO
oh what would you do
if you could make laugh no more?

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

Esteemed colleague Fred Astair
They all laughed no one cares

I am genuinely proud of this couplet.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

Not gonna get another girl
Not gonna whine about it on the internet
Not gonna move out of dad's house
Not gonna masturbate to Green Day

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

i picture city without buildings
and you descending from the sky
but who am I for you to notice
last thing viewed from my eyes

with this barrel to my head
i am nothing i'm good as gone
buried by the debris of your broken lullabies

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

this is too much fun

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

ok some off the top of my head:

As I cross the street without you
I feel incomplete
Why have you forsaken me
Angel baby

I dream of you and weep
When I can even sleep

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

there should be freestyle emo battles

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

There's a lighthouse
lighting a path
a path to god
god is a man
a man like us
hold my hand

there is a bird
a bird that flys
flys in the skys
the skys are blue
blue like me
when i'm without you

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

Poems You Wrote When You Were 15

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

I am a lonely wanderer
Wandering around
alone
Even when i am with you
I have sadness in my heart
don't start
with me

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

My heart is forlorn
I'm naked and shorn
The way to heaven
Is paved with your neden

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

"Wait til ya see my dick, hey bitch..."

― Matt Chesnut, Friday, 4 February 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

beatthapussyup

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

The dark
The dark
The dark
The dark
The lonely place without you

Alone
Alone
Alone
Alone
Cry inside without you

I wait
I wait
I wait
I wait
I can't go on without you

My heart
My soul
My life
A hole
Life is dead without you

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

If you made a picture
Of the pain inside my heart
You'd have a perfect picture
Of the pain inside my heart

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

will you strangle me with your tongue
our hearts beating together as one
its all too easy darling
on a night like this

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

I kept a locket in my pocket
with a picture of you
and the guy that you screw

instead of meeeeeeeeeeeee
instead of me

You broke my heart
When he broke you off
I am nothing
and he is something
with you

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

(Mess around)
Every now and then
I get a little bit horny and
you never coming around so I...
(Mess around)
Every now and then
I get a little bit tired of
listening to that Weezer CD
(Mess Around!)
Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous that
the couch is going to smell like your ass
(Mess Around!)
Every now and then
I get a little bit roffled
when I see the posts on ILX
(Listen to.. Bright Eyes)
Every now and then
Conor farts!
(Listen to... Bright Eyes)
Every now and then
Conor CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEESSS!

And I feel you up tonight
And I smell you more than ever
And if you'll only snore less every night
We'll be bouncin' on each other!
And we'll only be muffing it right
Cause we'll never be seen together
We can fake it to the end of the night
Your love is like a warm Corona at closing time
I don't know what to drink but I'm always licking that lime!
You're looking like a powder puff and giving me grind!
I really fed you tonight!
Forever's gonna cum tonight
Forever's gonna cum tonight

Once some time tonight, I think my rubber fell off
But now you really don't give a fuck
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the hard!

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

Life without you is hell
It is now dire, where once it was nice
Until you come back to me
This Paris Hilton tape will suffice

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

Is it?
Is it the way?
Is it the way I wear my pants
That makes you want to dance?

DON'T WALK OUT THAT DOOR (damn)
I'M CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR (man)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

An emo freestyle battle would be so fucking fun. Seriously, people have to start doing that. Like have a band play generic emo riffs and see who can come up with the most emo lyrics.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

I wanna know what you're thinking
When you're thinking about me
Do you see me as your enemy?
I don't want to be

But it's so hard
it's so hard to be a good person

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

I am a good boy
I am, I am
SO SHOW ME YOUR TITS

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Is that a thursday song?

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

The pain in my heart is giving me hell
Why the fuck does your cootchie smell?

LYSOL DOUCHE

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

Y'all ready to cry? (doo duh dah)

*DOOT DOOT DOOT doo doo duh duh*
*DOOT DOOT DOOT duh duh dah DAH*
*DOOT DOOT DOOT doo doo duh duh*
*DOOT DOOT DOOT duh duh dah DAH*

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

ok that is hidden cameras

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DC!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

(I fear I won't be able to top the "picture of my heart" lyrics)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

I need you I need you I need you
Girl you know it's true
I'd die with out you
I'd die anyway
But I don't want to die
Without you
or live either
my sweet soul partner
goddess of light

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

oh god latebloomer you just made me snot all over the desk.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

these are all better than actual emo lyrics. and actually less embarassing than most emocore punk. that's the weird thing.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

Hari I dare you to show them this and say it's yours and see if they even know what it is:

sew it on. face the fool.
december's tragic drive
when time is poetry and
stolen the world outside
the waiting could crush my heart
the tide breaks a wave of fear
and brave songs disappear to the secret
voice of dawn this last time
raise my eyes. you'll taste it in time
the right words in time.
the mirrors lie those aren't my eyes
destroy them raise my hand
reflected in savage
shards a new face
a
soul reborn.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

remember that night?
do you remember that night?
we watched the stars
we ignored the noise of cars
that star is falling
oh baby that star is falling
falling...
falling...

FALLING
FALLING
I'M FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

To put it playin' simple, you ruled my world,
so try to understand:
I'm in pain, girl, I'm so in pain girl,
I'm just in pain, girl, and this is true.
Girl you know it's true,
oo oo oo-ooh, I loved you.
Yes you know it's true,
oo oo oo-ooh, I loved you.
Girl you know it's true,
my love - was for you.
Girl you know it's true,
my love - was for you.

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

When I'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall
and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call
Telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
for the first time in my life, I see I need love

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

It’s drivin’ me out of my mind
That’s why it’s hard for me to find
Can’t get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her
Wrong move, you’re dead

That girl is poison
Never trust a non-butt and a smile with like two or three lip-piercings
That girl is poison

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

oh baby im no slouch
come over to my white couch
dont break my heart
when i put it deep in yer ass
dont fart
your ass is weeping with my love
lay down and spread
i'll drop teh balls in from above

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

sexcellent! one day, the world will encounter an emo Too $hort

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

balls from above 1974

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

Bright Eyez

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

brown eyez

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Hmm Big Baby Bigno.

"lay down and spread
i'll drop teh balls in from above"

its good but I dont think that part is emo enough

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

maybe if i add "i'll bust a nut in yer heart."

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

add a coupla of over-enunciated syllables and you've got it

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

sure i'll put my dick in your mouf
but i'm really shooting towards your heart

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Friday, 4 February 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

H-E-A-D,
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P
You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name.
If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing
I'll pick up the phone and call Janine.
If I call Marie, I know for a fact
I'm gettin fucked in my drop top cadillac
I met this freak named Naomi
Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies.
She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.
She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina
Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm Too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.
My name is Short, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know this girl named Annette
Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
Hella freaky...won't say no for shit
You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch.
I know another freak her name's Joanne
I always get the pussy cuz I know I can
Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her again.
She's like another bitch named Christine
Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
You know I did all that shit
She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch,
And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder.
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales I tell so well
You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell
Cuz SAhort Dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails.
I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy,
Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so nasty,
See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
You can't stop the bitch
Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the bitch
My name is Short my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know another girl named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But I love her fine ass laying next to me.
She's like another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie.
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some shit about do me player
So I did her just like Tamara,
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
Next they told a girl named Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin in my back while I grind the shit
That was way back now I can't find the bitch
But if I do, I'll probably do the same again
Break the bitch for everything cuz I came to pimp.
I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin
I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin
You can bet your life as I spit these raps
I'll be fucking em' up like that...BITCH.
I know another trick her name was Shery,
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
Pussy so good and I do mean very...
SOmetimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice
You ever make me mad and I'll fuck your wife
Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick.
I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
Like my other little tramp named Erika
ANywhere I want to fuck that's where I fuck
Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in America
Everytime I get the pussy I just tear it up....
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
Cuz Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!!

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

punch up the chorus a little

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

"I can't turn my face into a heart"

I've always wanted to tell you
to go O.U.T.S.I.D.E. so we could FUCK
'til the morning that would make me
tell you that I...

CAN'T TURN MY FACE INTO A HEART

I can't turn my face into a heart
that would be quite painful from the start
all that blood in my throat would be the worst part
before I'd say something stupid like "you're such a tart"

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

You lie like a kite! That was my idea! I was just about to post that shit!

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 4 February 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)

Bunch of amateurs.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 4 February 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

I was awakened at nitefall
blinded by dharkness
i reached for the lamp
but their wuz no lite

I cant see in the dark
but ill find my way
thru all these lies
to my perfect demise

RIP Perfect Demise
you were total vegetables, dossers, losers
i cant believe you wear shorts now OMG

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Sunday, 16 July 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.