I had anal sex with George Clooney

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It's true!

― Candia C., Friday, 4 February 2005 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I was a wild mare to his rodeo cowboy.

― Candia C., Friday, 4 February 2005 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

He rode me long, he rode me hard.

― Candia C., Friday, 4 February 2005 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

He rode me til I surrendered the thing I reasured most: my anal virginity.

― Candia C., Friday, 4 February 2005 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It's all true!

― Candia C., Friday, 4 February 2005 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It's all true except names have been changed to protect the innocent.

― Candia C., Friday, 4 February 2005 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

It's mostly true, although some facts have been changed for the purposes of dramatising the story.

― Candia C., Friday, 4 February 2005 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, only a small part of it is true.

― Candia C., Friday, 4 February 2005 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Goodbye.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 4 February 2005 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

And hello to you, young Mark!

― Candia C., Friday, 4 February 2005 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

that was a good thread

― pride integrity & gutz, Friday, 18 February 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

Galloping through
the morning dew
there's only one thing
that I want to do
with you
and it's true
that I'm going to do it soon
Rory Rory ride me Rory
Rory Rory ride me Rory Rory
Ride me slowly
Ride me raw raw raw

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 18 February 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

Sadly, there aren't any Vaselines songs that mention anyone called George in the lyrics.

(as far as I can remember, at least)

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 18 February 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

I too had anal sex with George Clooney.

― Lisa Snowdon, Friday, 18 February 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Let's get ugly could have been about him ho ho ho

xpost

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 18 February 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/george_clooney_swimming_mid_air_jump.jpg

― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Sunday, 30 November 2008 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

It's true!

― velko, Sunday, 30 November 2008 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

No it isn't...

― snoball, Sunday, 30 November 2008 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

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