My crazy Russian flatmate had a fit because I left, like, two potato skins out on the counter where we cook (and he’s a chef) so I told him I’d have him deported back to vodka and poverty if he didn’

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Poor lad. My other flatmate thought it was fecking hilarious. But, geez, like I told the guy, “Man you gotta calm down or you gonna give yourself a heart attack”.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 4 February 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

hang in there little guy!

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

I dunno man, I might be losing it...

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

i think so yes

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

Have him deported but spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder for the revenge hit from the Russian mafia when, even if the law's on your side, they'll be too late.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

my flatmate set her room on fire three times last year. i win. hi calum.

― bass braille (....), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.comedystars.com/Bios/_pics/smirnoff_yakov.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

He's a chef. Its his JOB to throw a hissy fit if the kitchen isn't clean. Some habits are hard to shake off.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

He's a bit of a dick actually.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Why is this about him? You're the slob.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

C-Man, I still haven't heard from you. What's the haps?

― Pupil S. Nobellist, Friday, 4 February 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

"I'm a bit of a pig, but when informed of this, I like to make threats and insults based on the person's ethnicity and immigrant status."

You're a peach.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

I think we should send Kenan back to, uh, wherever it he is he comes from to whatever it is there that they stereotypically adore.

Also, C-man, can't your roomie get vodka and poverty wherever you live?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Kenan, get back to Texas and your deep fried locusts!

― Pupil S. Nobellist, Friday, 4 February 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

heh. It's all about armadillo, dontcha know?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Well I thought it was funny to make a dig at his homeland. Fuck it if you guys can't take the joke.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

You know what really pisses me off? Mexicans.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Fuck it if you guys can't take the joke.

I don't mind the joke so much as it's absolute, cut-at-the-knees lameness. If you're going to make offensive jokes, they'd better be more memorable.

Not nearly as much as Scots, Kenan, with their whiskey and pooverty.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 February 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

This thread made me think of The Crazy Ivan and I couldn't remember that it was from The Hunt for Pink October. For a second I thought it was like some skateboard move.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 4 February 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

I could have told him to go bomb some Chechnyans

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

Why, if your point, essentially, is that he's being an overly anal prick, do you bring up something unrelated, like his nationality? Why not simply say, "Dude, stop being an overly, anal prick!" Then you guys can negotiate what constitutes reasonable behavior in the space that you share, and not even have to be bothered to post about it. Otherwise, you can continue to make puerile and boorish comments which do nothing but discredit you. You can continue to fail to come to an understading with your roomie, and you can then come here, start a thread and receive our free abuse.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 February 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

He's a chef. Its his JOB to throw a hissy fit if the kitchen isn't clean. Some habits are hard to shake off.

Exactly. See Kitchen Confidential, while you're at it.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 4 February 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

"Shome thingsh here don't react well with bulletsh"

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Friday, 4 February 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

http://biografieonline.it/img/bio/Lenin.jpg

Hey Calum, I think the Russians are trying to tell you something.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 February 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

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