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Anybody else think this is a crock of hooey?

― andy --, Friday, 4 February 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA, it looks like a way to make money off a failed attempt to market floppy disk shaped gum towards nerds.

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 4 February 2005 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.machinadynamica.com/3bottles_dark.jpg

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Friday, 4 February 2005 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

This looks more like an intelligence test.

I bet all the people that drew on the edges of their CDs with green marker will be buying these.

The Chip should always be stored in its protective case well away from the digital player, otherwise it may lose its effectiveness over time. It is also suggested that the Chip be used in a timely manner to avoid the possibility of loss of effectiveness. Note: It is helpful to mark the Chip and the disc each time a disc is upgraded. The GSIC-10 is good for 10 discs, the GSIC-30 for 30 discs. Once the Intelligent Chip has upgraded the prescribed number of discs it ceases to function and can be discarded.

HAHA

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Friday, 4 February 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The other two items (The Magic Ring?!?!) are almost as goofy sounding.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 February 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina29.htm
x-post! yeah these are ridiculous

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Friday, 4 February 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

These actually work but you won't be able to really appreciate the increased air and bloom unless you have a couple of these installed first:

http://www.referenceaudiomods.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=NOB_C37_C&Category_Code=AMPS&Product_Count=2

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 4 February 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Magic Ring illuminates and expands the soundstage, lowers distortion and improves dynamics, especially microdynamics. Surprisingly, bass performance is also improved quite a bit...."

That is surprising.

― andy --, Friday, 4 February 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd trade six magic beans for these.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 February 2005 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Read some of the customer comments! This has gotta be some kind of bizarre audiophile satire site.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Friday, 4 February 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Brilliant Pebbles is a unique room & system tuning device for audio and video systems, including satellite TV. Original (Large) Brilliant Pebbles is a 3-inch tall glass bottle containing a variety of minerals/stones. Highly specialized techniques used for prearation and assembly. Brilliant Pebbles acts as both a vibration "node damper" and EMI/RFI absorber via various atomic mechanisms in the crystals. Large Brilliant Pebbles is effective on tube and solid state amps, on speaker cabinets, on armboards of turntables and on tube traps. When placed on the floor in room corners, Large Brilliant Pebbles reduces comb filter effects caused by very high sound pressure levels that occur in the corners while music is playing. One Large BP on satellite TV receiver produces considerably better image density, resolution & color saturation. Original (Large) $99 each. 30-day money back guarantee.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Friday, 4 February 2005 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet all the people that drew on the edges of their CDs with green marker will be buying these.

Yeah, but as it turned out, there IS truth to the marker around the CD thing -- but not for improved sound quality. It prevented the copy-proof mechanism technlogy in Sony-made "copy proof" CDs, a technology that cost Sony millions!

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 5 February 2005 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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