Classic or Dud: Scenes in Movies Where the Main Character is Woken in Bed by an Animal Kissing/Slobbering All Over Him and He Thinks its His Wife or Girlfriend or Beautiful Woman

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AaronHzILX: do you know how he came up with bee thousand
saucerpilot1947: it was from a poster he saw while drunk right?
saucerpilot1947: or did i get that wrong
AaronHzILX: Beethoven the movie on the marquee of a movie theater he was driving past
saucerpilot1947: ohhhhhhh
saucerpilot1947: hahaahhahahaha
AaronHzILX: yeah that movie about a dog
saucerpilot1947: HAHAHAHAHAHA
saucerpilot1947: thats funny
saucerpilot1947: i thought it was the composer lol
AaronHzILX: no man that dog movie
saucerpilot1947: saint bernard influences pollard
saucerpilot1947: hahaha
saucerpilot1947: inadvertantly
saucerpilot1947: that movie was so lame lol

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 5 February 2005 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

this happens in Ali G Indahouse, but he thinks he's getting a blowjob.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Saturday, 5 February 2005 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

harold and kumar!

therefore classic.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 5 February 2005 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

you must consider Kumar an animal ...

(but yes, that was a great scene)

― lemin (lemin), Saturday, 5 February 2005 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Beethoven (and all the sequels, I'd guess).

I say dud in all cases. Tired, lame joke. Uncomfortable without being funny.

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 5 February 2005 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Not the main character, but Long Duck Dong in "Sixteen Candles" is awoken in this fashion on the lawn by a golden retriever.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 5 February 2005 06:02 (twenty-one years ago)

or in Booty Call when jamie foxx is under a dining room table and he thinks that his girlfriend is playing with his ass with her foot, but its actually the dog licking it. oh how i laughed

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 5 February 2005 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

stupid billy crystal for some reason wrote himself in two or three dog-giving-him-a-blow-job scenes in "Americas Sweethearts" (don't ask), and he even let's go and enjoys it!

― scout (scout), Saturday, 5 February 2005 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

not an animal, but in old school Farrel's fantasizing about kissing his wife, and sticks his tongue in the mouth of the dude giving him CPR.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 5 February 2005 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

When the Three Stooges do it, it's classic - by definition.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 5 February 2005 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

They did this in the first two minutes of "Dodgeball". I should have stopped watching right then.

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Saturday, 5 February 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

This happens in "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron" The horse licks a sleeping cowboy's face.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Saturday, 5 February 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

ROTK

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 7 February 2005 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, I meant the first one obv.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 7 February 2005 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

the only scene of this sort I found remotely amusing was in Shanghai Noon, when Owen Wilson thinks he's in a bed full of whores but is actually up to his neck in sand getting pecked at by vultures.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 7 February 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"planes trains and automobiles" no animals, technically.

― f--gg (gcannon), Monday, 7 February 2005 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

or "theologically" i should say.

― f--gg (gcannon), Monday, 7 February 2005 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

I can't believe nobody mentioned that episode of the Critic.

"Now I'll make sweet love to you without ever opening my eyes!"

― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Thursday, 24 February 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

It was funny when Bob Hope did it 50+ years ago.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

kim it's in two towers!

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i've read some completely awful/occasionally hilarious amateur erotica that starts this way.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Thursday, 24 February 2005 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

it really ruins bergman's "winter light" for me

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

max von sydow is kissed by the spindelgut!

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i wouldn't have imagined it possible, but in "nostalghia" tarkovsky makes of this scenario something trancelike and quite powerful.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 25 February 2005 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://vatzhol.club.fr/img/alien003.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 25 February 2005 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure there are several films where a guy ends up in bed with a horse (no, not those sort of films) and it always kills me, I just find it funny - especially when the horse reaches over and pulls the blanket off the guy with its teeth.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 25 February 2005 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

mark s \m/

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Friday, 25 February 2005 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

a guy ends up in bed with a horse

i think this is the eastern european version of this meme

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 25 February 2005 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

kim it's in two towers!

arghhhh i am teh dumb belle

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 26 February 2005 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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