A Rollerskating Thread Called "Let's Find Anthony Miccio a Wife."

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I got home kind of late and my wife was all pissed off and shit but I was like bitch when I get you on the red carpet you better remember this and she was like omg you stud and we fucked till dawn.

This is a beautiful story. Let's find Anthony a wife.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 5 February 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/25/25_images/warhol.jpg
nomination #1

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 5 February 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

that was, of course, tragically fuct-up edie sedgwick.

here is nom #2, boricua goddess roselyn sanchez:
http://www.primerahora.com/bombon/2003/01/roselyn_sanchez.jpg

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 5 February 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

nomination #3: kellie williams a.k.a. laura winslow
ihttp://www.kellie.de/pics/kw/waj1.jpg
actually I might want her for my wife

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 5 February 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

1980s wrestling manageress and receipient of an Outkast shoutout, Baby Doll:

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/babydoll/02.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 5 February 2005 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.partyradiofm.de/Beyonce%20Pic%202.jpg
http://www.poster.net/liu-lucy/liu-lucy-photo-lucy-liu-6200545.jpg
completing the outkast trilogy

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 5 February 2005 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i think anthony and amanda lepore would make a cute couple:

http://nyblade.com/2003/7-11/locallife/nitelife/twinsUnleashed.jpg

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 5 February 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hiponline.com/artist/music/o/osbourne_kelly/kosbourne.jpg

Kelly O, obv.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Saturday, 5 February 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy shit. Amanda Lepore is the grossest thing ILX has ever made look at, up to and including the goatse. guy and the guy cutting his own dick off. God almighty! Ourrrgh!!

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 5 February 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Leon wins.

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 5 February 2005 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

are we sure Karen O isn't Cameron Diaz?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 5 February 2005 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Miccio, LePore is for you. Kelly is a chimera. Oh do not disagree.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 February 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

does amanda lepore have a penis, and can i suckle it like jesus sucked the virgin mothers breast ?

― anthony, Saturday, 5 February 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Kelly Osbourne listened to a lot of Kraftwerk while prepping her upcoming album, and it shows. The electro-sounding single "One Word" has a new age/new wave vibe, where she intones more than sings purposefully robotic verses such as, "One word breaks the code of silence/ Silence tells me all I need to know/ One world driven into madness/ Madness driven by the depths below." Other song titles on Osbourne's still-untitled album, due out June 7, include "Secret Lover," "Edge of Your Atmosphere," "Suburbia," "Don't Touch Me" and "Entropy." ...

Supposedly "One Word" is inspired by Nostradamus and co-written by Linda Perry. This is a woman who could keep me entertained for life.

http://www.dvdfever.co.uk/reviews/domov51e.jpg
"What do you think of my new hair, Anthony?"
"you look like the daughter of Ziggy Stardust and a bag lady."
"i don't give a fuck what you think. you're a fucking rock critic nerd with no money. i own your ass."
"yes. yes you do."
*makes out*

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 5 February 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

That is so fucking romantic.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 5 February 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

But LINDA PERRY, Anthony. This is a hideous prospect.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 February 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

according to this site, which updates daily and I will be checking daily, her new album is called SLEEPING IN THE NOTHING. And she's going to be in "Hairspray" on Broadway!

Shine on, my crazy diamond.

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 5 February 2005 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

GOT TO GET YOU INTO MY LIFE
http://www.kellyopix.net/emAlbum/albums/Screencaps/The%20Osbournes/The%20Osbournes%20-%20Season%204/Episode%2002%20Have%20Ozz%20Will%20Travel/126.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 5 February 2005 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

A Wife??? Isn't Anthony, like, 10? Let him delve into the deep dark world of philly riot-grrrrrrrl bike-messengers for a few years first! (assuming he is still moving to Philly.)

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 5 February 2005 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I am moving to Philly and that works for me too.

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 5 February 2005 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Anthony, are yoo anything like Kelly O's fumbling nudnik of a sometime boyfriend on life as we know it? i hope not. that guy is a drip. she could do so much better. did yoo see the episode where the tough chick from freaks & geeks played a hard-nosed editor of a seattle free paper and kelly interned as a rock critic?

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 5 February 2005 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

But dreams of marital bliss with Kelly O will keep me from cracking over the next 7 months before I bolt.

I don't have TV, dude.

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 5 February 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I like that the kelly o site refers to the show as LAWKI. SAVE LAWKI sounds like some kind of National Wildlife Foundation campaign.

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 5 February 2005 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://europa.eu.int/comm/environment/cites/images/seal.jpg
SAVE LAWKI

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 5 February 2005 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 February 2005 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tnafans.de/tnapic/low-ki.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 5 February 2005 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I just read some LAWKI recaps on television without pity. I am nothing like this guy.

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 5 February 2005 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

nah, i didn't think yoo were. that guy is a total dweebball nerdlinger.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 6 February 2005 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The first Kelly O pic makes her look like she lost a lot of weight, is this a rehab thing?

ps life as we know it got cancelled.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 6 February 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i think kelly and anthony should hit it.

― di, Sunday, 6 February 2005 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

who is that in the first photo?

― youn, Sunday, 6 February 2005 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

here's a brief preview of Kelly's new song "One Word" (sorry about the Suchin Pak that brackets it. WTF. She's gone teutonic and shit! DAHNCE! I am in luuuuuv.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 6 February 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/garage_producer/dieter_dance_clip.gif

appropriate visual for "One Word" (not just because Kelly needs to touch the monkey)

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 6 February 2005 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"ps life as we know it got cancelled"

i can't say i'm crying. although i do love high school hijinx. even bad high school hijinx.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 6 February 2005 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Q. "who is that in the first photo?"

A. "that was, of course, tragically fuct-up edie sedgwick."

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 6 February 2005 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I never got around to watching Life As We Know It - a high-school show on one of the Big Three in primetime was bound to suck.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 6 February 2005 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050209/i/r802773580.jpg

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 10 February 2005 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

the wedding is gonna be a hoot

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 10 February 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Who will conduct the ceremony?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 February 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

LEMMY!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw yeah.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm making her sing "U Got The Look" with me at the karoake after-party

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

after I do "On Bended Knee"

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

This will be a great wedding.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.aftonbladet.se/noje/0306/08/NOJE-08s40-lemmy-31_368.jpg

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 11 February 2005 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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