Are there any convicted criminals here?

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i'm debating a life of crime and looking for advice.

― stelfox, Sunday, 6 February 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

I don't suppose getting caught doing 70 wher eI should have been doing 50 between gloucester and bristol counts.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 6 February 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

does drunk driving count? then yes. Not my proudest moment.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 6 February 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

the reasons for this possible career change are purely financial, i have no real significant experience, but would prefer not to start at the bottom. i'd like to do something glamorous and lucrative.

ed, it's a start but it won't help me. 1) it probably cost you money 2) i can't drive.

― stelfox, Sunday, 6 February 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

sell coke.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 6 February 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

yeah, don't fancy drugs much. anyway, i just want to live vicariously through other people's felonies for now, before making up my mind. come on spill!

― stelfox, Sunday, 6 February 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

i used to sell pills, speed, ketamine, lsd and weed in an angry northern town. i did it for a couple of years. it was good for money and interesting times but getting busted was the worst thing imaginable. luckily i avoided prison and only received 1 yrs probation and 100 hrs CS (the class as were hidden in a fake spaghetti tin in the cupboard and the sniffer dogs did not find them - thanks god!).

― bleecher, Sunday, 6 February 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

at the EXACT SAME TIME - well, two days following the drug arrest - i was arrested for headbutting a guy and breaking his nose. i feel no guilt, the guy was a bully who hassled my female friends, he came running up to me, my arms were full of books so i lashed out with my fod and splattered his nose, he went sprawling back into a door and i still smile fondly thinking about this. this could easily have been the incident that pushed me into serving time (the judge did not believe that it was unrelated to the drug dealing) but luckily i only received 80 hrs CS and had to pay the guy £300 in compensation which did rankle slightly.

― bleecher, Sunday, 6 February 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

stelfox, my advice is only become a crime guy if you are physically strong and generally lucky. i am not particuarly lucky, my good experiences generally equal the bad. my karma balance is equal.

alternatively, work for the civil service and sell national insurance numbers to debt agencies or other interested parties. im sure this would pay well if you found the right people and were smart about it all.

― bleecher, Sunday, 6 February 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

Why would you want crime advice from those who got convicted?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 February 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

And, yeah, it's all about fraud in 2K5.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 February 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

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― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Monday, 7 February 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

You should conduct research at www.cybercrime.gov. There's a whole exciting world of intellectual property crime just awaiting your potential!

― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 7 February 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

I was convicted of planting beans on a Cruise missile base.

― Snnap Dragon (snnap dragon), Monday, 7 February 2005 10:28 (twenty years ago)

Why would you want crime advice from those who got convicted?

have you never seen goodfellas?

― stelfox, Monday, 7 February 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

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