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Budding Jordan cyber love ends in divorce

Agence France-Presse

A budding romance between a Jordanian man and woman turned into an ugly public divorce when the couple found out that they were in fact man and wife, state media reported on Sunday.

Separated for several months, boredom and chance briefly re-united Bakr Melhem and his wife Sanaa in an Internet chat room, the official Petra news agency said.

Bakr, who passed himself off as Adnan, fell head over heels for Sanaa, who signed off as Jamila (beautiful) and described herself as a cultured, unmarried woman -- a devout Muslim whose hobby was reading, Petra said.

Cyber love blossomed between the pair for three months and soon they were making wedding plans. To pledge their troth in person, they agreed to meet in the flesh near a bus depot in the town of Zarqa, northeast of Amman.

The shock of finding out their true identities was too much for the pair. Upon seeing Sanaa-alias-Jamila, Bakr-alias-Adnan turned white and screamed at the top of his lungs: "You are divorced, divorced, divorced" -- the traditional manner of officially ending a marriage in Islam.

"You are a liar," Sanaa retorted before fainting, the agency said.

Huk-L, Monday, 7 February 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Proving once again that Rupert Holmes is full of shit.

Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Sounds like some bad short film.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

But what about JC Chasez being on the Scooby Doo Valentines Day special? There should be a thread about that.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Who the fuck is JC Chasez?

Huk-L, Monday, 7 February 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Lady, if you have to ask...

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Wait, I was thinking of Jerry Van Dyke, I always get them confused.

Huk-L, Monday, 7 February 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

JC is indeed the Jerry Van Dyke to JT's Craig T. Nelson.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Jesus Christ Chaise

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Jerry Van Dyke singing "Plug It In" with Basement Jaxx = HOLY FUCK

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Dude, what was their problem? This is the story of the endless destiny of true love!

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

She signed her letters, "All yours,
Babushka-Babushka-Babushkayayayaya!"

Abbott, Monday, 7 February 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

This would be an awesome sitcom...starring Bea Arthur in both roles! I smell a Peabody!

Huk-L, Monday, 7 February 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

Nabisco typeth as I thinketh! This could've been some true romance type shit, why they gotta go fuck it up with their dogma?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 7 February 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

You have Herpes Herpes Herpes!

Nellie (nellskies), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

PWNED PWNED PWNED!!!

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)


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