Odd Couple Roommate Selection (Television Version)

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Felix

Pros:
- handsome
- could borrow his AWESOME CLOTHES
- award-winning live-in chef
- knows hot models from work
- will help improve your credit rating

Cons:
- pest
- would probably watch Frasier all the time
- offputtingly sprightly
- maybe too slim for clothes-borrowing?
- would not enjoy Adult.

Oscar

Pros:
- will let you do whatever
- occasional guest appearance by Penny Marshall
- knows slutty girls
- cool voice
- will lose full tasty dinners in couch cushions

Cons:
- sports / cigars
- may remind you of shitty Quincy episodes
- disgusting
- borrows money a lot
- would probably dip into your stash and then eat all of your Little Debbie cakes that you were specifically saving for next time you smoked

I think I would go with Felix. I think I could get most of the clothes to fit.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Felix, definitely.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Walter Matthau

Huk-L, Monday, 7 February 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Felix's bright-yellow executive-style raincoast (with ultra-fitted waist) is in the front closet on the left. He rarely wears it.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

He did have great clothes.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

1. there are no shitty quincy episodes.
2. nothing wrong with sports!

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

thirteen years pass...

RIP Carole Shelley (Gwendolyn Pigeon on stage, film, TV)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 18:05 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

RIP Penny Marshall (I've remembered this punchline for 45 years)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ1_bVk8_cY

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 December 2018 21:08 (seven years ago)

What about the one with the nasal siblings Turner snickering causing Felix to comment “It’s like stereo”?

Spirit of the Voice of the Beehive (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 18 December 2018 21:25 (seven years ago)

that was her last appearance

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 December 2018 21:30 (seven years ago)

Before Laverne and Shirley?

Looks like we mentioned that same episode two years ago when her brother died here: Rolling Obituary Thread: 2016

Spirit of the Voice of the Beehive (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 18 December 2018 21:33 (seven years ago)

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2N2t0uS0qw

Tapioca Tumbril (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 00:17 (four years ago)

In which Jack Klugman discusses this episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-bQ5nDY4kM

Tapioca Tumbril (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 00:19 (four years ago)


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