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Lets Talk about My Penis

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or your penis if you wish

― anthony, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But I don't have one anthony. Can I talk about my man made one?

― Samantha, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's penis shaped.

― DG, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Anthony would like to remind us that the ILE Awards ballots are still open.

― Tom, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you first, anthony!

― katie, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Let's not get all competitive, now.

― john holmes, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my penis is brown and slightly wrinked w. a large glans.

― anthony, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, this is nice.

― Nick, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I feel a bit sick actually.

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Detail Anthony, detail is everything.

― Mark C, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i havent mesuared it , but it looks fat and happy like a little bird inside its enst.

― anthony, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

for some reason anthony's penis is reminding me of the lyrics to 'fortunately gone' by the Breeders!

― katie, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My penis is probably not as interesting as Anthony's.

― Ally C, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have seen Puppetry of the Penis. Ayre's Rock is very easy, the sailing boat less so and the sea anemone quite incredible.

― Madchen, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is that how you spell Ayre's Rock?

― Madchen, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No.

― Jonnie, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i havent measured it , but it looks fat and happy like a little bird inside its nest.

Sheer poetry. You do have a tape measure, don't you? ;-)

― Cor, wow etc., Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my favourite puupetry of the penis trick is the windssurfer...

― geoff, Saturday, 1 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i always figured giving details spoils the challenge to others of finding out for themselves.

― Cryosmurf, Sunday, 2 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I read 'penis' I assumed it was one of your frequent (and endearing) typos, and that this was a thread about art supplies.

― Nancy Drew, Sunday, 2 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In that case, anybody know why Scripto ball-points are so hard to find? I don't want pentel, bic, or papermate, because scripto's black is blacker...

― Cryosmurf, Sunday, 2 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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