cinema PRODUKT PLAZEMENT haha FUCKING K-L@M3

Last night, I was on thee way 'ome via thee shopping mall, and as I usually do, I looked in this shop that sells giant television sets - they usually have DVDs of recent cinema filmz on show to show off the mighty 1/2 ton flat screen thing that costs 7000 quid. They were showing a scene from the w|ll S|\/|ith film, "I RObot", in which my smith is seen driving his motor-car through a tunnel. 2 gigantick lorries sandwich smith's car between them, and all the mean robots jump out and attempt to fuck him over. Smith prevails, b/c he is handsome & heroic, and all the robots get crushed under the wheels of the lorries, and the lorries explode, BADDIEZ=CRWN3D.

However, what I was thinking during this thrilling scene was not OH NO HOW WILL HE ESCAPE!? or even EAT ROBOT DEATH MOTHERFUKCER, it was JEEZUZ XHRIST, HOW THE FUCK MUCH DID IT COST V.A.G. TO GET SMITH'S FUTURISTICK MOTOR CAR BADGED AS AN AUDI AND DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE A TT!! and WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE KIDDING THINKING YOU COULD PULL ANY KIND OF FANCY DRIVING STUNT LIKE THAT IN A P.O.S. LIKE A FUCKING TT???? Perhaps this piece of product placement was counterproductive for the makers of the film? I mean even if V.A.G. paid them shitloads of $$$ for it, if all you can think of during the action sequence is "man, how lame, it's an audi!" then they've shot themselves in the foot, no?