Water Softeners & Soft Water

I use the Waterpik filter - it's a beeyotch to set up on an older shower fixture but it's great on the skin. My parents have the ultimate standing shower though, it has 5 heads that jet the LUSHEST beams of softened water all over you, and if you rig the shit ideally, you can get one jet bombarding your asshole while an opposing jet powerdrenches the penis/vagina you're furiously masturbating. Good times in that house, good times.

Crikey