Our Teenage Meat, So Hard To Beat

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It's the fond and funny memories of teenage masturbation thread: deal with it. Now -

How elaborate were your 'setups'?
Did you base your sessions on schoolmates or (sub) celebrities?
Were you ever caught?
Did you like to watch, or videotape, yourself, or at least wish someone was watching?
Did you ever fart?
Did you wash your fucking hands at least?

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I could never wank in the shower after taking a poo because of the smell.

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You used to poo in the shower?

― OBVIOUS JOKE SORTED (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

but that all changed when I turned 20. (xpost)

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's time you put down the Vice, dude.
xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You talking to me? I don't read Vice, money - I read money.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I was never caught, but I often suspected other people knew what I was up to.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope this thread becomes a gigantic cascade of xposts.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

BTW, thank you for phrasing this thread in the past tense; it makes all this much easier to talk about. God knows of course none of us do these sorts of things any longer.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

very discreet tasteful unadorned setup
yes, both
yes, twice
yes i did wish
not that i remember
most of the time

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Dooking in the shower is amazing, you can squish it inbetween your toes as you push it down the drain with your feet, it's like stomping grapes

― uhh, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Well that was just totally unnecessary, thank you.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

uhh, remind me never to try your wine.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I've witnessed the administration of a booze weed enema at a Vancouver New Year's party. That's all I want to say. (LeCoq wasn't even there to see it.)

― donut christ (donut), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

How elaborate were your 'setups'? not very.

Did you base your sessions on schoolmates or (sub) celebrities? i went to an all boys school so not on schoolmates, but not always on celebs either.

Were you ever caught? no thank fuck.

Did you like to watch, or videotape, yourself, or at least wish someone was watching? definitely not.

Did you ever fart? maybe but it's not a lasting memory if so.

Did you wash your fucking hands at least? yeah for sure.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

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