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Oh dearie dearie me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/ImmortalAmigone/Personal/angles.jpg

The poor bastard posted this on his LJ publically, and seems to be getting a lot of flack for it. Heh.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/immortalamigone/

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone is taking the Goo Goo Dolls WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

nice jams

― come on sock it to me, Friday, 11 February 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, there are some things you never think you'll ever have to type. (x-post)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

and the best part is that it's misspelled!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

blood is the new spuds mackezie

― come on sock it to me, Friday, 11 February 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah its the spelling error that's the funny thing! I mean OMG - on a TATTOO?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

and seems to be getting a lot of flack for it

Some might say deservedly so, and I'd be one of them.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I say ten minutes til this is slashdotted, then mysteriously gets deletd off LJ haha.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

why do things get deleted off LJ? (like mcdonalds lady)

― Tito JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/ImmortalAmigone/Personal/newtat1.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

oh right. poor thing.

xxpost

― come on sock it to me, Friday, 11 February 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Mcdonalds lady gone now? Aw, shame. I think people forget LJ is a public forum unless you lock yr posts, and the stuff some people post! It is hilarious.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel bad for laughing at this guy but "your" is a real bugbear of mine, along with grocer's apostrophes.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha, it's gone now

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

you must love my nine thousand typos xpost

― come on sock it to me, Friday, 11 February 2005 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe that little serif at the extreme left end of the "A" in "Alive" could be made into an "e". Then he would just have to get an apostrophe done.

Oh, it's no use. This guy's a maroon.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Its gone already! That was fast.

I love his post BEFORE the tattoo pic one:

I DO NOT like sharing my tattoo artist with others! Especially not for a cheap imitation tribal butterfly... ick!

Dude, I dont think anyone wants your "artist" now.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 11 February 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

u guys are lucky i cant find that gay merman tattoo i posted a couple weeks ago

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 11 February 2005 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.iinet.net.au/~tiki/temp/backpiece4nz.jpg

― gem (trisk), Friday, 11 February 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

um.

wow.

you can't really argue against that, can you?

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 11 February 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

So, which one would you guys rather have if you had to have one? I think I'd go with the gay mermen.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 11 February 2005 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

at least there's no risk of misspelling 'you're' with the mermen i guess

― gem (trisk), Friday, 11 February 2005 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Once the cover art was revealed, "The Little Mermaid" sequel was quietly sent into turnaround.

― scampering alpaca, Friday, 11 February 2005 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"I said I wanted the PRAY MORMON tattoo!"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 11 February 2005 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

there should be more art dedicated to the reacharound.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 11 February 2005 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

What would be great is if he has no idea what is on his back at all.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 11 February 2005 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It's one thing to get a damn stupid tattoo -- it's another thing entirely to then take pics of it and post it on the fuckin' web.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 February 2005 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

George Carlin: "You're know what'd be a great tattoo? If it said, 'Please let's never tell anybody all the shit we wrote on this guy's back. He thinks it's a pirate ship.'"

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 11 February 2005 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha, the reacharound... But seriously, that made me say "holy shit" out loud, mostly in response to the *giant cumming pen1ses*. If given the choice in some kind of imaginary tattoo torture scene, I'd have to go with this one - at least it's got guts (and no grammatical errors, no sir.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 11 February 2005 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

So... ya think that guy might be gay?

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 11 February 2005 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i find the inquisitive yellow penis/snake/sperm poking its head out on the righthand side oddly incongruous. do you think it is a buggerup that they tried to disguise or something.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 11 February 2005 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 11 February 2005 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 11 February 2005 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I dare ANYONE to present a tattoo idea worse than this...

http://www.mackron.com/random/worsttattooideaever.jpg

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 11 February 2005 07:30 (twenty-one years ago)

jeeebus

doesn't even look like bart

― gem (trisk), Friday, 11 February 2005 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

or really even that much like goatse.-guy.

― briania (briania), Friday, 11 February 2005 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Son: "Daddy, Seana says you have a tattoo"

Dad: "I.. uh, do, son... but you'll have to wait a little while before you see it!"

Daughter: "Daddy, are you showing Bart Simpson opening his bum bums to Johnny?"

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 11 February 2005 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

That LJ dude's pics are up again.

― kate/papa november (papa november), Friday, 11 February 2005 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

that lj is a bit disturbing. what is the smoo they keep referring to? i can't work out if the ungrammatical tattooee a lady or a fella?

― gem (trisk), Friday, 11 February 2005 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The sporter of that poorly rendered Bart tattoo should be hit on the head with a ball peen hammer wielded by Matt Groening every day for the rest of his life.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 11 February 2005 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's not blame the victim here: the guy probably went in with an idea and said, "Look, I want a really GOOD tattoo of Bart Simpson exposing his asshole. And -- get this -- the asshole is gonna be my navel! Get it?"

― briania (briania), Friday, 11 February 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG Gem you're right... its a girl! :/ I had no idea.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/colinohara/bellybuttontattoo.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

BEST. TAT. EVER.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

as for that "bleed just to know your alive" tattoo that artist should NEVER get business again... or was he doing it to be an ass?
i think not considering how much he SUCKS

― Holly (an appletross), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bigmagic.com/pages/blackj/tatu-5wn.jpg

Probably not a real tat, but still.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently there has been an update:

ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/yourtattooUPDATE.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

so he wanted it to say "your"?! that dont make sense

― charleston charge (chaki), Saturday, 12 February 2005 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

your being blissfully ignorant, chaki.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

shut you're mouth

― charleston charge (chaki), Saturday, 12 February 2005 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

your both forgetting the human capacity for extreme denial or lying to cover up a mistake, which this looks very much like.

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 12 February 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"but you see, pronoun-verb contractions are just so aesthetically unpleasing, grammatically correct as it may be, when projecting blood drops from below such a word construct.." hahahahahahahah

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 12 February 2005 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

So, I showed a pic of the mermen one to a girl I know and she believed me that it was me. :(

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 12 February 2005 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://xbo.cx/img/gaytat.jpg

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Saturday, 12 February 2005 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I still think the gay mermen tattoo is way, way, way cooler.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 February 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Just because it's so....er....in your face! No hot-tempered explanations necessary with that `tat, no sirree!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 February 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

And to the initial guy who got the "Your Alive" tattoo,....the arguable theory that you meant to have it spelled "your" instead of "you're" DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS WRONG! Have fun explaining that away for the rest of your life.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 February 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I sure hate seeing a pitchfork so close to those, um, you-know-what's.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 13 February 2005 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

the interlocking cumshots are so beautiful

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 13 February 2005 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

^ OTM

― Mickey (modestmickey), Sunday, 13 February 2005 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Why was it supposed to be "your" -- not clear on "reasoning"

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Sunday, 13 February 2005 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

It reminds me of the cover of 'Love's Secret Domain', only uh, far more gay.

― Sasha (sgh), Monday, 14 February 2005 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Note that it's a reacharound AND a nipple squeeze . . . that is really thoughtful!

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 14 February 2005 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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