I'm pissed at my rooomate. He moved in 3 months ago and hasn't paid anything for utilities yet. He owes me a lot.
To be fair, he couldn't find a job for a while, and he's paying rent now. But even then he pisses me off. He pays late, and gives me checks I can't cash (in his name), so I have to nag him. I got one this week with a mistake on the amount. He just crossed it off even though I asked for a new one. Will they cash it? Who knows?
Plus, he's a fat couch potato. Doesn't pitch in to clean. Lazy twat.
Good thing he's looking for a new place, and it's reasonably sure he'll pay up before he moves.
Here's a problem. Just got an expensive heat bill- $100 more than expected. Well, it's cold. This happens in winter. It's not that big of a surprise. After another month the heat will be off. He could just suck it up. Borrow from parents, get public assistance, whatever. He could be selling all his DVD's on ebay instead of watching TV like a fat fuck. He owes me, I'm being really nice, it's not my problem how he pays. The problem is, he just stuck the heat down at 55 to save money. It's liveable but not nice at all. Should I make a big deal out of that and expect it to be a more reasonable 60, and tell him it's not my problem if he doesn't have money? Or should I shiver?
― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Friday, 11 February 2005 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)
what the hell does his weight have to do with anything?
― stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 11 February 2005 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)
He is able to store heat easier than his skinny rainbow bummed roommate, apparently.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 11 February 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)
it doesn't have anything to do with it, but when you're angry you tend to... well, use whatever excuse to hurt them. it's wrong, but understandable.
i'd actually rub against him: "i'm stealing your heat." ;-)
― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Friday, 11 February 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)
Turn the heat up and tell him to pay his bills or you will EAT HIS LARGE SUPPLY OF SUPPLE FLESH.
― known vaginatarian (nickalicious), Friday, 11 February 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)
Release a silverfish colony in his room and feign ignorance. Nothing like pests to get someone motivated to move. Seriously.
― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)
ARGH GOLFDAMNIT NO ONE DESERVES SILVERFISH IN THEIR ROOM, NOT EVEN LEX LUTHER!
― known vaginatarian (nickalicious), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)