latebloomer is a DRAFGONMASTER

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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Where's my vorpal sword...

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

thus the cause of his name... ;- )

― Masked Gazza, Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

NedRaggett: YAY THE FUCK ME

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex and his flock of drafgons
Flying over the land
Killing maidens and saving monsters
He fights with dragon laces
And the drafgons land on the Capitol in Washington
And they utter their war cry
Of "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGLE."
And vom on the lawn

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd hit it.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

AND HIT YOU SHALL, BUT YOU MUST BE GENTLE, SQUIRE REMY

GOOD NIGHT BITCHEZ

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 February 2005 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I last saw him on the tundras, alone, the two of us. Snow had covered our tracks and the weeping sleet was drowning our exhuberence. I had not drunk of the mead at Ulf's tavern as he had, also I was well aware of the landscape - i was born in these remote Norwegian hinterlands. The pack was circling us - their smelling noses dampened no doubt yet still keen for the white meat of Canada. I stopped momentarily to beckon him on - a hopeful figure dressed only in bear skin shawl and latex loin cloths - and even then i knew he was lost. I braved the skree and climbed to the cave of Orsham even as I heard his cries.

― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Saturday, 12 February 2005 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

and no one has of course been hearing from Janne or Ulf. or any of those fools. I have finished them. and only milton - poor milton remains - never speaking of it. He thrives on the horror - and yet I have seen him with piss stained jeans, weeping.

No, milton is no issue.

― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Saturday, 12 February 2005 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 12 February 2005 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

latebloomer's own thread!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

And well deserved it is.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 February 2005 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Sami speaks the wisdom.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 February 2005 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned Ned Ned...had you been there as you promised we should be laughing together in Valhalla. It was but a one man job yes...and Sami is the man to take the fools and make them on their knees weep. I am glad for you of course that you had "duties" elsewhere. But remember friend - I am out there. very out there. And one slip from yourself and it is kill bill time.

― Sami Jheryllkayga, Saturday, 12 February 2005 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Kill Bill, hihi! You Americans and your crazy movies! Give me a nice piece of work by Dogma any day over this trash, or at least Suspiria or such a thing.

So Vas is a dragon, they say? Let me return this: there is a Swedish folk saying: When the dragon's breath is heated to fire, no cauldron is there at the spis.

Dwell on that, my friend. Dwell on it well.

― Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 12 February 2005 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

DRAFGONS

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

So...Janne lives!

Haha could it have been the Janne figure who joined with us on the tundra was but a glyph? Perhaps Magda has werked the majick with her poultices and scraps of cloth to create a frankenstein to fool us! For fooling me you have...I cannot believe you have escaped the finish I put you into!

And yet...the blank eyes, the poor dress sense...the notcomittal gutteral gruntings: all of this fooled me that the figure at our FAP was but yourself perhaps having drinked too much of Olaf's "pischensquelczes".
And yet I belived the crude stitchings upon your neck were but the affectations of one in love with death become life - you Janne. An imbecile - and yet a lovable imbecile (lord knows - yes! - that the times you and milton retired to the darkest recesses of the cave prove that you were loved).

Unless this resurrected Janne - escaped from the very real end I had believed I had put you into - is but a phantasm come to haunt me?

I fear it now.

I will call you on the mobile Janne.

But you live!

― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Sunday, 13 February 2005 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Also Kill Bill is tha shiznit. You are retarded Nazi fuck!

― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Sunday, 13 February 2005 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

You are a fucking idiot Sami. It is evident from this post and the prepost to it. Both are stupid and foolish posts which clearly show you are a complete and total fool. Why are you so stupid, as if you are having mashed potato in the head?

― Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 13 February 2005 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought we'd all agreed not to discuss this, guys... I'd taken the ongoing silence as proof of our shared discipline...

Well, I remember Kressel Logan. I have not changed my jeans. And I do not go outside anymore.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/zoomquilt.php

― (Jon L), Sunday, 13 February 2005 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

WE WAR AT THIS KARLSSON. I SAY ONLY TO YOU KARLS SON. KARLS SON. YES WE KNOW! ALL OF US LAUGHING FOR YEARS.

FUCK WITH THE MOBILE...I AM COMING NOW AND YOU CANNOT IMAGINE WHEN.

(milton text me)

― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Sunday, 13 February 2005 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

You come as drafgon? Oh, oh, help me Satan! The drafgon is affrightening me! Hihihi!

― Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 13 February 2005 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

hihi! Sami this is making me laughing too much. You also perhaps are thinking that the sawdust on the floor of Engers is cocaine? The mead you are returning to at the counter of Glarstorch is some magik brew?

Sarah is asying hello but i reasuure her of your worth!

― OlafV, Sunday, 13 February 2005 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I am saying fucks to you all! And where then is Vas you fucks? Eh? You are doubting me?

― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Sunday, 13 February 2005 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck off Olav, you are obviously a trendy and I saw you at Children of Bodom at Wacken you pink metal wanta bee.

(inverted cross-post)

OK Sami: listen. Everyone in the scene calls you an idiot. Covertly they laugh at your band Grim Overlord and they say you cannot shred and Zazuel sound like Popeye! Even rest of band hate you, they tell everyone you are faker. Also on the matter of Drusilla and your relationship: she tell me she use you for spell knowledge, to make black magic war on her LiveJournal enemies. You totally suck and all in the scene say it!

― Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 13 February 2005 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Hihi!

All know that your faher was a GREEK!

― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Sunday, 13 February 2005 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

not just any greek, either

― (Jon L), Sunday, 13 February 2005 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Do not you dare to bring my Papa into this.

― Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 13 February 2005 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU fuck off Janne! The underground is awashed with the tales of you sexual inadequacies.

― OlafV, Sunday, 13 February 2005 08:31 (twenty-one years ago)

If your ears have caught what Drusilla has been saying, I have said many times that Satan requires us to invert the Christian way by making hate instead of love, and there is no other explanation required for my actions on that night in the forest.

― Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 13 February 2005 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I am resting my cases. We have all caught something from Drusilla and yes it was hatefilled. That night in the forest is proof of your ancsetry as I am assured milton can agree. I have not a problem of course Janne as I am modern man.

― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Sunday, 13 February 2005 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Decadent and weak!

― Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 13 February 2005 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Olav: Sara is slut.

Janne: needle dick the bug fucker.

― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Sunday, 13 February 2005 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a Japanese noise band?

― Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 13 February 2005 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Sami, all this nonsense; yes it was laughably extreme for me to bring a battery-powered vaporizer with us into the forest, it's terminal stoner behavior, sure, but -- those things get you totally fucked up, and anyway it was a business present from my friends at Manatt, Phelps & Phillips, their limo driver gave it to me on the way to the airport. but no, once you made fun of my vaporizer, you were too proud to join us for hits, so we all left you alone to sulk, and now suddenly we're all gay. 's too bad man, Vas was doing a pretty hilarious impression of you too

― (Jon L), Sunday, 13 February 2005 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://pw1.netcom.com/~rogermw/ADnD/MovieReview.html

I highly recommend watching the director's cut of Dungeons and Dragons for the first time with the director's commentary soundtrack turned on. Up there with Manos Hands Of Fate.

― (Jon L), Monday, 14 February 2005 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, the lightning bolt/magic missile stuns Bruce Payne, even though neither of those spells are supposed to do anything other than normal AD&D damage points, which cannot stun their targets. This gives Marina time to takeanother handful of the dust and use it to make . . . a dimension door! What? Did these scriptwriters even read the Player's Handbook? A dimension door spell clearly has no material compenents! (It has no somatic components, either, which is why it would've been useful to that wizened old dead schoolteacher mage even though his arms were pinned down, the dunderhead.) Not only that, but dimension door is a 4th-level spell, which means its caster has to be at least a 7th level magic user, and there's no way Marina is 7th level.

...Come on, Gygax, "dwarf" as a character class? Get real! But I digress.

― (Jon L), Monday, 14 February 2005 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I JUST DID ME GRAN WITH ME BIG BLACK COCK.

― DARU G, Monday, 14 February 2005 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Your DRAFGRAN?

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Who are these people who come here and discuss fart? They are not sensical.

― Janne Karlsson, Monday, 14 February 2005 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Best thread ever.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 14 February 2005 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

friday, i traveled to the ye olde multiplex and drank of a fair young maiden's saliva. saturday, i walked to the market to buy lasagna. tonight i traveled to far east to partake in delicacies that tickled my tongue. LIFE IS GOOD AS DRAFGONMASTER.

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://community.middlebury.edu/~mobrien/covers/Matador%20of%20Shame.gif

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently i was beaten up in aaoronhz's dream by one henry garfield

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Monday, 14 February 2005 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://cakonos.image.pbase.com/image/32809262.jpg

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Monday, 14 February 2005 08:01 (twenty-one years ago)

U R ALL GAY!

― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Monday, 14 February 2005 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Dwarf as charcter class is utterly brilliant though. Dwarf Dwarves!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 14 February 2005 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

What drafgonmasters look like.

The awards they give:

ihttp://www.zarcrom.com/users/yeartorem/images/a1.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 February 2005 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

being a drafgonamster is a rather thankless task at times...

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Monday, 14 February 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh you love it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 February 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, your lead drafgon is happy for the day:

http://img.123greetings.com/events/images/valflirting60.gif

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 February 2005 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jimpoz.com/quotes/images/speakers/rollins.jpg

He's coming to get you, latebloomer.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Monday, 14 February 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I cannot trust a man who has neck thicker than sides of head.

― Janne Karlsson, Monday, 14 February 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

latest developments:
AaronHzILX: i like the bondage cabbage patch kid
AaronHzILX: it looked like the gimp in pulp fiction
saucerpilot1947: hahahahahahaha i look like that now
AaronHzILX: i can't remember his name
saucerpilot1947: my friends are raoping ving rames
saucerpilot1947: raoping
AaronHzILX: HAHA
hstencil23: I need another beer.
AaronHzILX: raoping a drafgon
8:40 PM
saucerpilot1947: yed
saucerpilot1947: fuck
AaronHzILX: ypu

Also, Mandee and I have rechristened him "ratebroomer" for no apparent reason.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

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