open letter to my boss

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Dear cheapskate,

If you're going to make a big deal out of buying me lunch like it's some special thing that I'm supposed to be in awe of, please find in in your heart to buy me more than $6 worth of shitty chinese food. What, are you saving up for a third home? A fourth boat? Fuck you, you rich, cheap piece of shit.

This doesn't say much about my prospects for a raise, does it? Nor does the time I mentioned in passing that I had to buy a bottle of wine on the way home for a recipe, and you made me take home a water bottle full of wine instead, since it was just for cooking, and I shouldn't be wasting my money on a bottle of wine. Dude, I have six bucks, thanks. You were just trying to be nice, I know, but you're cheap right down to the bone.

Sincerely,
An employee who thinks you're cheap.

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Sunday, 13 February 2005 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Smithers, who is this saucy fellow?

Mr. Burns (Burger), Sunday, 13 February 2005 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Betcha your boss is nicer than mine.

C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 13 February 2005 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe you should stop filmfisting it up, then

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 13 February 2005 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, what exactly did your boss do wrong, aside from taking you out to lunch and giving you some wine when you needed some?...

In search of answers I reread your post. Now I 'get it'. It's so simple, I can't understand why I missed it the first time! You are pissed off at him because you want to be given much, much more than what he gave.

Here's an idea. If you want some sympathy, please explain why it is that you have earned much, much more than what he gave you. Lacking such evidence, it is all too easy to draw the inference that you are an selfish ingrate and a lout. Do you see?

Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 13 February 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

My boss would not even take ten minutes to be nice to me, let alone lunch. Sheesh.

C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 13 February 2005 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

He must read the board.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 13 February 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Kenan,

What exactly have you done to justify a raise? Steal time from me by posting on ILX? You had an opportunity to make your case to me when we went to lunch. I see potential in you and wanted to get to know you better and to talk about the job and your prospects and to see if you were interested in contributing more. But you seemed to view it as free food, a reward you were owed.

One of the ways that I got "rich" was by eating $6 worth of shitty chinese food for lunch. I am trying to encourage such "cheap"-ness in you, both to help you be successful the way I see it, and because I am insulted by your talk about your fancy bottles of wine. I didn't "make" you do anything. But if we have such different values, maybe you're not the right person for my company.

Sincerely,
A Boss Who Is a Little Too Busy For Boats, Martini Lunches or Complaints

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 13 February 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I know, guys. He means well. He really does. Well, most of the time. He also made me call a printer on the phone the other day and lie about about how a business card was "wrong" when it wasn't, just so he wouldn't have to pay for the batch of cards she printed, which he did not like. I felt so shitty doing that.

I should get over my fear of carrying around plastic bottles of wine, I guess.

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Sunday, 13 February 2005 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Sincerely,
A Boss Who Is a Little Too Busy For Boats

No, he really does have three boats. I didn't make that up.

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Sunday, 13 February 2005 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

If your work involves taking photographs, at least we know you do excellent work.

youn, Sunday, 13 February 2005 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

You had an opportunity to make your case to me when we went to lunch. I see potential in you and wanted to get to know you better and to talk about the job and your prospects and to see if you were interested in contributing more. But you seemed to view it as free food, a reward you were owed.

No, no! He brought his wife! It was strictly social. It was very much a "you did such a good job, we're buying you lunch" lunch.

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Sunday, 13 February 2005 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you, youn.

Yeah, I'm bitter all over. I guess I started this thread to have something to do that's less scary than asking for a raise.

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Sunday, 13 February 2005 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, this lunch happened weeks ago, I was just suddently irritated about it last night, for some reason.

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Sunday, 13 February 2005 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

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come on sock it to me, Sunday, 13 February 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Bringing home a plastic bottle of (white) wine does make you look like you had to take a piss on the bus or something, and are about to dispose of the evidence...

paulhw (paulhw), Sunday, 13 February 2005 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenan, I think what you've said about your boss on other threads is more condemnable than the things you complain about on this thread.

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 13 February 2005 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)


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