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Life's little disappointments

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1. Finding "Let's Push Things Forwards" by the Streets on Alta Vista

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 13 February 2005 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

-s

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 13 February 2005 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Context please.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 13 February 2005 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

2. Radiohead was not a pun on "Radial Head"

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 13 February 2005 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

3. Urban Outfitters selling Ramones and CBGB's t-shirts.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 13 February 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

what is this please ken?

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 13 February 2005 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken I dont get either of yours :(

Alex OTMFOMGWTFM though.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 13 February 2005 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

4. Discovering THE TOY WAREHOUSE was just a shitty toy shop in the country

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 13 February 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

5. when it's supposed to snow two feet and all it does is rain

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 14 February 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

6. that i am not PRESIDENT

― stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

7. that Bush is a president

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 14 February 2005 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

oh wait scrap that, it's not a little disappointment, it's a fucking humongous one

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 14 February 2005 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

8. That nothing at Trader Joe's besides dairy and booze is worth buying.

― svend (svend), Monday, 14 February 2005 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

9. that the toad of work still squats on my back

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 14 February 2005 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost try the Hibiscus Cranberry Juice.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Monday, 14 February 2005 06:06 (twenty-one years ago)

ned, maybe this

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 14 February 2005 08:11 (twenty-one years ago)

10. KFC UK don't serve the gravied mash potatoes.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 February 2005 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken's first one is very funny.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 14 February 2005 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

valentines day, obv

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 14 February 2005 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

12. people not numbering their items as they post

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 February 2005 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

13. Life.

― Kate Kept Me Alive! (kate), Monday, 14 February 2005 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

14. Realising I don't have paracetamol or lunch with me.

― alix (alix), Monday, 14 February 2005 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

15 Spending all night in pub/club chatting to a *new* girl and getting on really well with the highly likely prospect of sex later. Only to blow it all at the end of the night by losing her in a crowd and going home and falling asleep.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 14 February 2005 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

So does chatting and getting on really well pretty much automatically equal action later on? See people keep on telling me this and i don't believe them. Maybe *that's* where i'm going wrong.

U can make that 16. i guess.

― vALENTINESMYARSE, Monday, 14 February 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

17. finding a haribo on my forehead when i woke up this morning - (And i haven't been near a pack of haribo for years!)

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 14 February 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

That's not disappointing, that's a bonus!

― alix (alix), Monday, 14 February 2005 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

So does chatting and getting on really well pretty much automatically equal action later on? See people keep on telling me this and i don't believe them. Maybe *that's* where i'm going wrong.

Well no but sometimes it's fairly obvious, and especially when the other person starts rubbing your leg mid conversation.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 14 February 2005 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

18. Realising that many many prawns is not superior to only a couple

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 14 February 2005 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

19. Lonely boners.

― known vaginatarian (nickalicious), Monday, 14 February 2005 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

awwwwww

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 14 February 2005 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

20. Let's face it, the threesome.

― briania (briania), Monday, 14 February 2005 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

21. Waking up and realising that you didn't have sex with your crush after all.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Monday, 14 February 2005 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

22. The "Titanic" Greasy-spoons café near my old house didn't actually play "My Heart Will Go On" ironically in the background.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 February 2005 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

23. Finally getting with someone you wanted years ago and realizing that now they actually fill you with self-loathing and make you feel kinda ill.

― Dan M. (OutDatWay), Monday, 14 February 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

24. "I'm pregnant"

― David Allen (David Allen), Monday, 14 February 2005 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

25. I had to throw away 8 chicken thighs last night because they went off, even though they were within the use by date, but my fridge was too rubbish :(

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

26. That neither of the Bush girls have been "outed." (All daughters of Republican's are gay apparently).

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

27. "mutant insects" and "mutated insects" is not a very good GIS

― .\ /. (dayo), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

28. grey beard hair that keeps returning after being plucked

― "Hot Moog Shit" by the Hot Moog Shitters (electricsound), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:19 (fifteen years ago)


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