You know what? I really really really want a mini giraffe.

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Just one that comes up to my hip. I am so SICK of this fucked up science never paying off.
Maybe I should become a scientist and do it myself, like Tara Reid.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR SCIENCE TO DO FOR YOU?

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 14 February 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

It could nibble on houseplants

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 14 February 2005 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

you should eat more

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 14 February 2005 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I almost started an identical thread myself the other day.

http://www.nycnvc.org/mom%20kissing%20baby%20giraffe.jpg

― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 14 February 2005 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

that baby giraffe is still too tall, it would proly be taller than I. I want a giraffe the equivalent of that mini elephant in the Loony Tunes cartoon where everybody sees it and freaks out.

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 14 February 2005 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

WELL

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Monday, 14 February 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think I'm asking too much, just a giraffe of convience.
(It sounds like the title of an Oscar Wilde play)

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 14 February 2005 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I know what you mean. Even the newborns are 2m tall. I spoke to my friend who is a bit of a self-taught GMO expert and he says he'll see what he can "grow" tonight after the regular lab staff goes home.

― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 14 February 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I just glanced at that pic and and it looked like the baby giraffe had a really enormous misshapen head.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 14 February 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://giganticmag.com/photos/04_%20012.jpg

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Monday, 14 February 2005 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kidsbooksandpuppets.com/images/folkmanis/disc/minigiraffee2628.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 14 February 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Brilliant.

― Nellie (nellskies), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

When I first met my (now ex) fiance we had this convo about mini giraffes, mini dolphins (keep in a fishtank!) and also macro-animals, like cat sized um... I dunno, hamsters or cool bugs or somehting.

I want a buggalo personally.

http://www.iespana.es/lppf/tlz_grabs/3acv10/310-03.jpg

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

What I'd really like is one of those keychain plants they have over in Nippon.

― 57 7th YOUR MOM (calstars), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I want a mega giraffe. Together, we would rule heaven and earth.

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 15 February 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

i love giraffes!

such a strange name you have, giraffe. say it again.

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 14 May 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

I'm looking forward to the self-frying shrimp.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

i thought this would be an adam thread

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR SCIENCE TO DO FOR YOU?

Where's my robot maid? *checks watch, taps foot impatiently*

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 15 May 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm waiting for science to develop and produce a reasonably inexpensive global communications network so that I can discuss with people I've never met before my life-long dream of owning my very own 12" high hydra...or cerebus....

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Sunday, 15 May 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

http://www.onemilliongiraffes.com ! Everybody send one in! Come on ILX, we can (help) do this!

― StanM, Saturday, 13 June 2009 10:12 (sixteen years ago)

Aawww! Fuckin! This is like the time I heard about miniature horses, didn't believe they were real, but it turned out they WERE...only the exact opposite of that!! What a disappointment!

― what u arrestin me for, innit (╓abies), Saturday, 13 June 2009 10:32 (sixteen years ago)

Weird, my friend J-E-Double-F collected hand drawn giraffes from people at raves in the late 90s. I'm gonna hafta track him down and let him know about this.

Like rabies, I am also disappointed.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 13 June 2009 10:35 (sixteen years ago)

Hey Rabies:

http://www.guidehorse.org/images/cuddles1.jpg

― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Saturday, 13 June 2009 12:01 (sixteen years ago)

IS THAT MINIATURE HORSE WEARING TENNIS SHOES

― what u arrestin me for, innit (╓abies), Saturday, 13 June 2009 12:08 (sixteen years ago)

Are you still awake? Is your sleep schedule that bad?

― what u arrestin me for, innit (╓abies), Saturday, 13 June 2009 12:09 (sixteen years ago)

No, I slept but woke up already!! I think I got 6 hours of very interrupted sleep which means I will end up napping today and and then be up again tonight. Stress :-(. Also . . .

YES HE IS

(ps - his name is CUDDLES and he is a guide horse. He is wearing shoes so he doesn't hurt his feets when he is being awesome and helping people http://www.guidehorse.com/photo_page.htm)

― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Saturday, 13 June 2009 12:14 (sixteen years ago)

Serious advice: don't allow yourself a nap. Have a few drinks, force yourself to sleep at a reasonable hour (easier said than done!). Naps help ya get through the day and all but as a person who has dealt with insomnia for a very long time, allowing a nap has always enabled my poor sleeping habits (when I've actually been ABLE to nap, which is a whole other problem I guess). But maybe I'm just anti-nap cuz I always wake up from them with a headache.

P.S. One day when I win the lottery and buy a nice big house in the country I will have a pet miniature horse named Cigarettes. He will be the dopest.

― what u arrestin me for, innit (╓abies), Saturday, 13 June 2009 12:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51H7MF7YQML._SS500_.jpg

― abanana, Saturday, 13 June 2009 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

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