Dear New Zealand: I think Prime Minister Helen Clark is awesome.

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How cool is it that you have a leader who goes on a travel show and "visits a bungy jumping site, ice climbs the southern alps, rides jet boats on the Shotover River, treks through Fiordland and abseils 400 feet in the Waitomo Caves"? Not to mention one who's a feminist, a supporter of the arts and progressive policies, and a vocal critic of the Bush administration.

stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

yeah, I wish I could move to NZ. Country's near perfect.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

But does she choke dudes?

Huk-L, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, considering how much crap some Aussies hang on NZ they're miles ahead politically (and in many other ways too).

kate/papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Are they cooler than Canada?

Huk-L, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Comparable.

kate/papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

I haven't been to Canada, but maybe!

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Got a great speaking voice as well, it's this wonderful NZ drawl.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, Di, Rainy, Duane and everyone else to thread. My impression was that sometimes it was wished she could do more but that she was really sharp in many areas. Also, she oversaw getting gay marriage legalized down there, yeah?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Di unfortunately doesn't post to ilx no more.

kate/papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

Not to mention she's ALLEGEDLY the world's biggest closet lesbian. She's tops. Not perfect, but few politicians are.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Di unfortunately doesn't post to ilx no more.

:-( Wha'happen? (Wasn't she posting just a couple of weeks ago?)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

lady di for prime minister!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

A Sydney guy said to me: "New Zealand's fine if you want NATURE, but Australia's got the CULTURE..."

andy --, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

Helen Clarke is part of the reason why young educated New Zealanders are leaving in droves. The tax rate is very high, many of her policies are anti-growth, and her criticisms of the US government are often naive.

paulhw (paulhw), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

spoken like a true republican.

stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

if they're leaving, can I take their place? seriously.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

yeah, for real.

stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dia.govt.nz/diawebsite.nsf/wpg_URL/Services-Citizenship-Requirements-for-New-Zealand-Citizenship?OpenDocument

stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

I could totally see myself living in Christchurch. I would need some sort of job though...

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Cindy, I'm not a republican. i can't even join a political party, let alone vote. but her social policies cost a lot of money, and are largely inefficient. That's not "republican," it's just wanting good government.
And do you really think that the reason that nearly 1 million of 4 million have left indefinitely is because we're all Republicans? No, it's because the lifestyle isn't good or interesting enough to make up for the little money to be made there, and of course the limited prospects. You call it Republicanism (!), I call it life decisions...

paulhw (paulhw), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

Also New Zealand doesn't have a Republican party, so it's a bit of a redundant assertion.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

i wasn't asserting that it did!

stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

Helen Clark has only done any of those things because she thinks she will get voted out if she doesn't. she would have immediately opposed all of the things mentioned if she thought it would help her stay in government for an extra day. I know most politicians are like this, but i think she takes it a step further. she doesn't appear to have any solid ideology other than "stay in parliament". she may be a feminist and an advocate of the arts, but she doesn't actually give much more money to these causes than the national government does. it seems easier to get an abortion in Australia than New Zealand. I'm sure she claims to like students too, yet we are getting strongly shafted.

don't get me wrong, she has done things that i think will benefit the country, and i voted for her and will probably continue to vote for her (although this has a lot to do with my low opinion of the greens), but it's not really a case of her having good ideas for the country as a case of new zealand deciding they want something and helen clark thinking "shit i better get on this trend otherwise they might vote for someone else".

Also New Zealand is not as left as a lot of people who have not lived there would like to believe. This goes for socially as well as political. From my experiences anyway, New Zealand is far more racist/sexist/less tolerant than, say, Australia.

Also, she oversaw getting gay marriage legalized down there, yeah?

Well, civil unions.

Not to mention she's ALLEGEDLY the world's biggest closet lesbian. She's tops.

she's married.

webber (webber), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

paulhw, are you some dim witted first year politics student?

People leave New Zealand because we like to travel and see the world. Labour's policies don't drive people away, that's simply rhetoric. If anything might drive people away, ironically, it's student loans which the right are 100% behind. If making lots of money is your thing you'll relocate overseas and if you value a better life style you'll make NZ your home, it's as simple as that. NZ is never going to be the wealthiest country in the world, we're too small and isolated from our markets....

*loves the nonsense spouting from an envious right wing, though if the National Party or Act was my choices I'd be desperate to points score also*

;-)

The Horse, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

Say, JK, didn't you vote Act in the blossom of your youth?

KillShipley, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

Yes, when I was younger and foolish.

When you're out of touch with reality and have no social conscience the right does seem enchanting....

The Horse, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Next election, I'm voting for Gandalf the White.

KillShipley, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

Not to mention she's ALLEGEDLY the world's biggest closet lesbian. She's tops.

she's married.

Key word: closet

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

If anything might drive people away, ironically, it's student loans which the right are 100% behind.

but Labour are 100% behind them too http://www.lollers.orcon.net.nz/confused.gif

webber (webber), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Yes but the right are claiming the left are driving people offshore....when they would be fully behind the one policy that is most responsible for this, that's the point.

The Horse, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

"But does she choke dudes?"

ha! ha?Iha!

Jean Chretien was pretty punk rock as far as PMs go. Best part about when he choked that guy was that he was rockin a classic pair of Ray Bans at the time

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

What's NZ's attitude towards the decriminalization of Marijuana and/or other recreational drugs?

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

Surely ppl leave NZ in droves for same reason they leave Aus- we're isolated, provincial and comparatively dull?

(PS I dont personally think this, but yanno....)

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 05:07 (twenty years ago)

What's NZ's attitude towards the decriminalization of Marijuana and/or other recreational drugs?

In order to stay in power at the last election her party made a coalition with A CHRISTIAN PARTY STANDING ON THE PLATFORM OF "FAMILY VALUES", so i think it's safe to say things aren't going to be changing soon. The Greens are pushing for it though.

Surely ppl leave NZ in droves for same reason they leave Aus- we're isolated, provincial and comparatively dull?

That and the fact that most people get like NZ$12-15 an hour, which is bullshit.

webber (webber), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 05:13 (twenty years ago)

I should probably change that to most people I know who do not live in Auckland and are under under 35.

webber (webber), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

It's still bullshit.

webber (webber), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

Also, NZ$ is poo.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

NZ has a Rasta MP who uses. It is possible that some movement on the decrim front may take place after this year's election if Peter "Trojan Horse" Dunne gets burned as badly as I'd like and Labour hooks up with the Greens.

Worst case scenario is that National's race baiting and welfare bashing get them close enough for United Future and ACT to help them into Govt, which with the nationalist NZ first there as well could be a right wing of all flavours nightmare (including for those involved!)

plebian plebs (plebian), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

Worst worst case scenario is having the sanctimonious shit Tandoori Nachos in govt, riding round on his skateboard lecturing "the kids" about "dub".

Good Dog (Good Dog), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

I'm moving there in August, so this is all good news. Course, the tax rate doesn't make me happy, but then I lived in Quebec for years and that just about killed me, too.

Guymauve (Guymauve), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 11:16 (twenty years ago)

Horse, people aren't returning to NZ. They're not "seeing the world" and coming back. Numerous stories and stats are pointing this out. And again, I'm not part of the "envious right wing." It's just a simple fact that the combination of low pay, high student loans, and a dull cultural life make NZ an undesirable place to live for a lot of people (like me). Obviously not for you, and that's great!

Also, the insults about "first year" whatever aren't necessary. I'm a professor at New York University, and have a PhD in politics.... Now *that* leaves me open for smart sarcastic comments, I'm sure...

paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

I guess I'm part of that other "brain drain": leaving Canada for southern climes, very southern in this case. Taking up a post at Victoria University, it's a fact that, having options, I would have taken this post over pretty much anything offered to me in the US (save New York). Not having those options, being at the mercy of the caprices of the academic market, the NZ thing seems like a good move. Change of scenery, tempo, etc. Looking forward to it, really.

Guymauve (Guymauve), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

paulhw

That's not actually correct. People do see the world and come home by and large and our net migration figures back this up. 9/11 only increased the amount of Kiwis returing home though this has changed slightly as the market especially in the UK has picked up. Some people will always stay away because NZ is small and not as interesting as other places perhaps. Many people will stay away because NZ is low wage but that's a function of our size and isolation (and despite the right lauding the 'free market' we currently have the lowest unemployment in the OECD and yet wages are only increasing on average by the rate of inflation - go figure!!). So people who have money as thie first priority wont be too keen to get back to NZ. Me personally I'm about to leave a well paying job in Auckland to go overseas (have already travelled in Africa, Mid East, Asia and Europe though) but I'll be back here or to Australia.

I guess it all depends what matters to you in life. The 'Labour is driving people away' calls are tedious and desperate however ;-)

Phd in what if you don't mind me asking? (I need further information before I unleash :P ).

The Horse, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Best part about when he choked that guy was that he was rockin a classic pair of Ray Bans at the time

Now to complete the look all he'd need is a Inuit carving to defend himself.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

"young educated New Zealanders are leaving in droves. The tax rate is very high, many of her policies are anti-growth, and her criticisms of the US government are often naive"

As a young educated New Zealander I disagree with all these statements, except about the tax rate, but that's not making me leave in droves.

isadora (isadora), Thursday, 17 February 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

this funny! :

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Di unfortunately doesn't post to ilx no more.
-- kate/papa november (kat...), February 15th, 2005.


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Not to mention she's ALLEGEDLY the world's biggest closet lesbian. She's tops. Not perfect, but few politicians are.

-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 15th, 2005.

as far as the "serious" stuff (whadda i care), webber is fairly much right

doorag, Friday, 18 February 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

di of course is the worlds biggest closet heterosexual

doorag, Friday, 18 February 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

What is the NZ tax rate?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 18 February 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

----In order to stay in power at the last election her party made a coalition with A CHRISTIAN PARTY STANDING ON THE PLATFORM OF "FAMILY VALUES", so i think it's safe to say things aren't going to be changing soon.

Yeah, like w/Civil Unions. I don't see how Helen Clark's ideology is any less solid than ANY politician's, those who wanna give the impression of having one (Bush I gues for a start) and those resigned to/making use of a minority position to maintain a certain amount of political influence (ie. cos under Mmp a party that manages 5% gets representation, coalitions, etc) aside. I guess since she's all smart and like cool and arty it's easy to WANT her to be some passionate/driven/unsuccessful politician. What exactly's wrong w/a politician cravenly bowing to their electorate's whims? Aren't they meant to do their best to arrive at some workable compromise from the various interests their country has?

A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Friday, 18 February 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

I don't think pot's about to be legalised btw just that that wasn't a point

Everyone Else (Andrew Thames), Friday, 18 February 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

Also I don;t care either.

Everyone Else (Andrew Thames), Friday, 18 February 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

he's right too i think
i'm gonna vote labour again 'cause the prospect of don brash=pm terrifies the horror pschitt out of me, i guess

pride integrity & gutz, Friday, 18 February 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

I'll probably vote Libertarian cos I really miss smoking at gigs/cafes etc, also cos I'm sure Labour'll take it again and it doesn't matter who I vote for, and cos I'm a dick who likes to try and look wacky and iconoclastic. I think DB's second Orewa (HOHO I LIVED THERE, WEIRD) speech didn't generate anything like enough furore to signal a National victory, tho I might just've not read enough. On the other hand reading any papers ANYWHERE in Nz gives you the impression National should be anticipating a landslide victory, luckily that's not all that true.

A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

vote libertarian, sheeeit you're joking i hope. QUIT SMOKING

p to the i the g, Friday, 18 February 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Quit heroin. I'm serious, I want Labour to win sure but it really makes NO DIFFERENCE who I vote for! I did a whole paper to back myself up. I might (I prob will really, did it last time) just vote Alliance, I guess.

A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

The problem is I don't know anyone who has any Libertarian sympathies that isn;t a completely self/people just like them absorbed cunt so maybe I should think about that.

A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

you don't have a monobrow = you can't vote libertarian.
the smoking thing has sorta been a blessing in disguise wrt/SCABBING CIGARETTES and also BAROMETER OF HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE INSIDE ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME.

From my experiences anyway, New Zealand is far more racist/sexist/less tolerant than, say, Australia.
opposite of my experiences (haha even my centre-right DAD moved to NZ from australia because he found it too pigfuck/creepy/&c).

etc, Saturday, 19 February 2005 06:31 (twenty years ago)

She just completely snubbed John Farnham. Her stock is rising.

Dr. Bitterfeld, Saturday, 19 February 2005 07:02 (twenty years ago)

I don't see how Helen Clark's ideology is any less solid than ANY politician's, those who wanna give the impression of having one (Bush I gues for a start)

It's not that it's less solid than anyone else's, it's that she doesn't appear to have one. Hell, you know where you stand with even Michael Cullen. He's not going to give anyone any money, and you don't expect him to. Helen Clark is completely different. I don't think anyone can reliably say what she stands for and against. Even Tony Blair and John Howard (and yeah, George Bush) are prepared to make what seems to be incredibly unpopular stands on things and not back down. I don't agree with any of their decisions, but from that you know where they stand and you can feel confident either voting for or against them.

What exactly's wrong w/a politician cravenly bowing to their electorate's whims? Aren't they meant to do their best to arrive at some workable compromise from the various interests their country has?

My problems are that a) Helen Clark gives me this feeling that she could easily be in National and not really change much of herself, which makes it difficult to know what I am voting for; and b) doing what the majority wants does not make you a good leader (the point of this thread), because you are not actually doing any leading.

What is the NZ tax rate?

"There are three basic tax rates in New Zealand. They are: -Taxable income up to $38,000 - the tax rate is 19.5 cents -Taxable income $38,001 to $60,000 inclusive- the tax rate is 33 cents -Taxable income $60,001 and over - the tax rate is 39 cents"

Companies are taxed at a flat 33%.

opposite of my experiences (haha even my centre-right DAD moved to NZ from australia because he found it too pigfuck/creepy/&c).

Really? The most racist area I have seen in Australia is Queensland, and that's full of New Zealanders. I guess my experiences come from having an Australian girlfriend in New Zealand, where people seem to feel that being incredibly abusive and racist to people who are Australian is ok.

webber (webber), Sunday, 20 February 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

It could come from living in Hamilton, too.

webber (webber), Sunday, 20 February 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)


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