i am drunk and have the words queen bitch sharpied on my forehead

perm marker's totally out of line and deserving of a beat down

anthony i don't know if you are queen bitch, but you certainly are queen slapper!

cheap wine is good because it is cheap. but bad if you have chapped lips cos then you get maroon bits in the cracks which are hard to remove.

This is what happens when you leave a sharpie in the tip jar at starbucks and go home with the barista.

That's one heck of a night. I just came in (6 am right now) and all I have to show for it is meeting up with my cousin and his wife at her latest installation (v. cool), dinner at an Argentinian restaurant in LA specializing in empanadas (*most* tasty), shopping at Amoeba and meeting up with Arthur again (whee! CDs!), then most of us going to a friend's home for a chat and snooze and awaiting the outcome of the Spectrum show. I *was* going to go to the San Diego show tonight, the last one of the tour, but that isn't happening due to bitterness, bad vibes, drugs, and control freaks all tearing apart the band, resulting in a lengthy solo Sonic Boom performance on keyboard that was by all accounts wretchedness personified. Astounding!

She's so swishy in her satin and tat, In her frock coat and bipperty-bopperty hat, Oh God, I could do better than that.

You betcha'.

You know, I didn't even know whose thread this was, cause I saw it in new answers, but I just looked and *knew* that it was Anthony.

I knew it was Anthony as well before opening the thread. Hmm Ned, Spectrum was just here in Dallas last week, did they break up in route to LA?

Ahem. "Sharpied"? I want a picture of dogs. Playing poker. And no cheap red wine is better than Pollos. UNLESS IT IS BOX WINE! Drunk in the park! With plastic cups!

Sarah,, if you're talking about Pollo on Old Compton street then that is box wine too! Well, gallon plastic container anyway, I once saw them decanting it into the bottles.

I love Pollo so much!!!!!!! The "unlabelled" bottles, mmmmm KEG WINE my heart belongs to thee. Numnumnumnum.

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