Things to do in a limousine

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A buddy of mine is having his bachelor party tonight. My friends have hired one of these obscene bus-limo things to drive us around tonight. I have this sneaky suspicion that after a couple of hours, we're going to run out of things to do.

Where should we take the limo? What should we do with the limo? Is there any way that I can retain some dignity, or should I just resign myself to just be an asshole riding around in a big fancy limo all night? Because I can do that.

I just don't want to cruise down Clinton Avenue a hundred times tonight.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 17 February 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

eat sushi, go to places and have it wait for you outside, don't actually spend too long in it.

adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 17 February 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

should I just resign myself to just be an asshole riding around in a big fancy limo all night

Yep, pretty much. It's sort of fun, though.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 February 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Luna OTM.

Huk-L, Thursday, 17 February 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Carry out bank robberies.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 February 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Don't forget to wear your asshole clothes!

adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 17 February 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

I was in one for a bachelor party and someone put Pr0n on the tv's which were apparently clearly visible through the tinted windows. People on Sunset were yelling and honking and I chuckled a bit.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 17 February 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

1) Get yourselves some hookers.
2) Get yourselves some blow.
3) Go pick up Neil Patrick Harris. (optional)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 February 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

xpost - coke.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Rub your weiners all over the upholstery, then laugh about how people are, like, going to be touching the same place that your weiner touched.

It will totally be not gay.

sugarpants (sugarpants), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

I was in one for a bachelor party and someone put Pr0n on the tv's which were apparently clearly visible through the tinted windows.

Oooh, I wish that the limo could pick up C-SPAN or the Weather Channel. Then all of the onlookers could see that my peeps and I are pimpin' in style.

In college, my radio station got a limo to ride in the Homecoming parade. I put on a Nixon mask and sat on top of the limo through the moonroof, waving at the crowd. Another DJ sulked through the crowd, following us, and then ran toward the limo like he was attacking "Dick". The doors opened up, some guys jumped out and "beat him down", pulled him inside, and slammed the doors.

It must've looked great on the local access cable channel.

So let me know if any of you have any ideas like that one. Though my friends probably won't be in the mood to play grab-assy things like that all night.

Damn. I should've brought my Nixon mask today.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

take a shit.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Pull up next to some stoner kids in a ratty Gremlin and ask them for some Grey Poupon.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

3) Go pick up Neil Patrick Harris. (optional)

so much funny

Tito JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

you really do need chicks though. ones that will stand out of the sunroof and flash people. you will be the hit of the town.

Tito JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

dont these things usually have booze in them, or do you have to pay extra?

Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.aaalimousineinc.com/images/limo-bus-inside3.jpg

My God, it's full of stars!

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

We are all made of stars.

C J (C J), Thursday, 17 February 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

two people got the actual outcome right

sunny successor, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

haha so last night i accidentally went in a limousine... was on the way to this one-day festival/gig thing but the internets lied about the train times so we tried to get a train that did not exist and couldn't get all the way to our destination, so called the promoter and asked him if he could help so he said he'd send a car to a station we could get to and he sent a fucking LIMO... awesomes fun. it's not something i ever wanted to do, not that i'm violently anti-it (i guess i thought it was kind of silly and annoying, but i'm busy being violently anti-SUV and anti-private cars within zone 2) but it just wouldn't cross my mind. so two of us got driven like 60 miles with this enormous beast to ourselves and it was SO MUCH FUN. what did we do in it? i think we giggled nonstop for about a quarter of an hour. texted some people. drank some wine. played with the controls. didn't open the sunroof (dark rainy night in the east of england). good times.

emsk, Sunday, 25 November 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

can't go wrong with coke and hookers

latebloomer, Sunday, 25 November 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

two people got the actual outcome right

JaXon and... hstencil?

robertwolf8080, Sunday, 25 November 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

The one time I rode in a limousine was to a photocopier sales convention four miles away. I ate some cheese and they gave me a squishy toy photocopier.

Abbott, Sunday, 25 November 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

Ned Raggett and... nickalicious? (xp)

The Reverend, Sunday, 25 November 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

xpost: That is the lamest use of a limousine in history.

The Reverend, Sunday, 25 November 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

LAMEosine

Abbott, Sunday, 25 November 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

Last time I was in a limo was going from our hotel to a strip club in Las Vegas. I was thinking a single limo would be cheaper than taking multiple taxis, but I think I did not consider the possibility of a minivan-style taxi. Also, I was drunk and we had the most overpriced evening ever.

mh, Sunday, 25 November 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago)


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