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I have just read a story about how Viagra is the new E / Coke / whatever. However it is not called Viagra by da kids on da street but V or Poke. While this smacks of Chris Morris I do want to believe it.

What I wanna know is: has anyone tried it?

― Emma, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I can't take Poke. It keeps me up all night.

― Pete, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I thought Viagra just made you Priaprismic. Does it also have a mental effect?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1133.html

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I guess it must do as quite why anyone would want to spend 8 hours waving their arms around to modern dance music with a massive hard on is beyond me. But I am a girl so I cannot hope to penetrate (fnar) the mind of the man.

― Emma, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

The downshot of it all is that I read abuse actually stops men from having erections. Which cracks me up full on big time. Assholes. Like they aren't already dancing around with erections, I've been "danced with" at clubs, they just come up and start grinding and fuck me if they aren't all already hard (unless they're obviously e'ed / coked out).

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I think some clubbers have started to take it with E to counteract ecstasy's unfortunate dick-shrivelling effect. It has no psychotropic effects as far as I know. Supposed to be a dangerous combo though causing much greater stress on the heart than E alone.

Best aphrodisiac drug ever: crystal meth. Keeps you up for 48 hours - in all senses of the word.

― scott, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I was horrrified when I started going to Bsoton clubs and girls would shove their asses onto me. I mean, is that really called for? Plus one was a HUGE person and she was my freinds freind so I had to be polite but it was awful. My pelvis vs. a mountian of pillowjiggle.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I never want to have sex with anyone who thinks meth is a good job for aphrodisiac, actually.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Drat!

― scott, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Sorry, I know you were looking forward to it.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

"Up" for 48 hours = blood dies for lack of oxygen (this is TRUE!!) = gangrene can set in.

― mark s, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Thanks for that particular piece of information, Mark. I can just see the public service advertisements now...

― masonic boom, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

pubic service announcements, you mean. Snork.

(ducks)

xoxo

― "halo jones", Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

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