Friday Night Project (Channel 4)

(I was going to say *the* worst thing on telly ever, but then I remembered that awful awful gameshow that Vernon Kaye did a year or so ago)

"Jimmy Carr is wasted on this"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA

BWAHAHAHA

I saw the first one. They had Vinnie Jones trying to distinguish between gay kisses and celebratory football kisses (which couldn't possibly be gay, obv.) then doing a sub Trigger Happy TV fake jeweller heist. Paul Gasgoine (G8?)appeared as a startled rabbit for 15 seconds.

They repeat it on Saturdays just in case you forget how bad it was.

and because it's more 'cost-effective' to repeat stuff. as is showing films. E4 are showing films now. so is every single digital channel now (Living, Paramount, MTV2). how lazy.

It does really annoy me that Channel 4's Saturday night lineup is identical to their Friday night lineup. They've become Channel4 +24.

I reckon Hufty will be guest presenter soon. And they'll do "Wanker of the Week"

ha, i was quite grateful for the Nathan Barley repeat tho as i was oot Friday night. i guess it's not quite essential viewing tho.

They have actually officially changed their name to Channel Carr, honest...

Point Pleasant = Channel Bore
late-night horror movie season = Channel Gore
Location Location Location = Channel Tour
Time Team = Channel Tor
The Real Julius Caesar = Channel S.P.O.R.
Desperate Housewives = Channel Whore
Big Brother = Channel McCaw

thanks you've been alright

"Yes. Hello. I. Am. Jordan. And. I. Am. Presenting. Even. Though. I. Have. No. Sense. Of. Comic. Timing."

It would almost be worth catching the repeat just to see this. Hopefully if she audtions for any other TV presenting in the future someone will have the good sense to watch a tape of tonight's travesty beforehand.

Seriously, it was one of worst bits of autocue-reading I've ever heard.

http://img189.exs.cx/img189/4383/jordan3xw.jpg

Who the fuck commissions this shit?

That ice rink's right near my house.

it seemed to be based around the premise that billie piper is likable. i wasnt sure that was enough for a television show. i suppose it was amiable, its unlikely i'll ever see it again

i never did go out either, i don't really know whats up with my stomach

they are really going for worst shit of all time by having "special guest star mark bronson"

i quite like him. he's nice to look at.

pharrel williams clearly has a really terrible sense of humour.

"Snakes On A Plane" = that Kanye song where he says "Snakes On A Plane"

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 February 2008 16:21 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

Previous week's Agyness Deyn song wasn't too bad, actually.

never want to see or hear of agness deyn again....

“Mighty Boosh are always looking amazing, kinda mis-matched, a bit eclectic, kind of very rock ‘n’ roll-y, scarves round their head- a bit Pirates of the Caribbean”

“Ian Brown, very Manchester, you know, with his raincoat on.”

“Sophie Ellis Bextor always looks amazing”

“Dita von Teese - I saw her at Coachella and she had the most amazing outfit, she always looks really cute.

“Har Mar Superstar - Usually he just has shorts on with his top off, crazy hair and big sunglasses”.

This show is still bollocks, btw

as opposed to moving bollocks?

sparkling bollocks?

Someone just came up to me in town centre and insisted that I was Alan Carr. wtf?
-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 19 September 2006

fucking hell

carr off to itv?

It is still bollocks and I know this deep in my heart yet I watch it occasionally and crack up with actual laughter. Maybe its coz its so stupid or my standards have drastically slipped and I don't expect better.

What is with the massive fear of 'catching the gay' syndrome that Pharell blatantly had when he was on the show? I've noticed this with other rappers who overreact so badly that they appear to have their own latent poorly disguised sexuality issues to deal with. Kanyeeeze was alright with Alan and Mark sucks big time, he is nice to look at but he is also butters. Does that make sense?

(xpost) Maybe because the standards of TV in general have drastically slipped?

This weeks was the boring.

They dressed up as Eastenders. Then they dressed up as Carrion chars doing Eastenders.

I sort of hung on for the tings but gave up.

i find this show genuinely funny but usually turn off half way through because i have a headache. i like alan carr.

C4 really ought to axe this lame duck of a show and moving it to Sundays is probably indicative that they're easing it out slowly.

Tom Jones looking more and more like a George Romero zombie every time he comes on TV. Yeuccch.

I know and he used to look so good.
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o229/osbpb/jones-tom-photo-tom-jones-6235079.jpg

I've been waiting for an excuse to post that.