Help me find a new hat!

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I always wear hats. Every day. Everywhere I go, there's a hat on my head. Sometimes two or three. Once, four.

Here are my previous ones, and each followed by a brief explanation of why they're no longer usable:

http://www.nancysknitknacks.com/Watch%20Cap%2002%20%2072%20W.JPG
(Too hot for LA! Also, ratty-looking.)

http://quincymass.com/sqlquincymassportal/images/RedSoxWoolHat.jpg
(everybody's wearing one these days. I've worn a Sox cap on/off since '86, and I've always been uncool. This year: cool. Which doesn't do for me.)

http://www.hats.com/isroot/Hats/SiteImages/Items/G204025.jpg
(I wore one of these when I was teaching fifth grade because I thought it made me look older. It made me look like Paul Hogan.)

Recently, my cousin gave me an armani exchange visor, but it's sky-blue, terry-cloth, and bizarre.

In high school I wore a black felt bowler, but I feel that walking around Koreatown with a bowler on my head would get me my ass kicked.

What I'm looking for is urban, inexpensive (

Remy (haberdashery-impaired) (x Jeremy), Saturday, 19 February 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

<$30, with shipping/handling and a little bit classy. I have a size 7 head. Post me links n' shit.)

Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Sunday, 20 February 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.iamtonyang.com/0405/joey.jpg

Pangolino again, Sunday, 20 February 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

i was just about to suggest a fedora a la joey jeremiah. it worked for him and it can work for you!

scout (scout), Sunday, 20 February 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

My god, Remy's right! To this day I don't think I've ever seen him without a hat.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 February 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000003/49026.jpg

Matt Chesnut, Sunday, 20 February 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

So FRUITY! Fedora bears promise, but I'd have to look for one in WHITE.

Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Sunday, 20 February 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.prosport.ca/images/COO_MILBRC_5950_GM_lg.gif

Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Sunday, 20 February 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

brewers! kinda clutch, but it looks like a cub scout hat. oh! I could get a cub scout hat!

Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Sunday, 20 February 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.anacam.com/hats/hatjournal/cherrytentacle1.jpg

kate/papa november (papa november), Sunday, 20 February 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

No cub scouts, it's tres W-Burg.

Girl scouts, otoh...

Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Sunday, 20 February 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

http://images.hatworld.com/product/14/20025178/1_250.jpg

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 20 February 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.paradisecostumes.com/product_images/misc/foam%20Pope%20hat_55015.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 20 February 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.funfolly.com/g/hats/h7066rid.gif

etc http://www.funfolly.com/h/hats/hats04.htm

Slump Man (Slump Man), Sunday, 20 February 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

fukk a hatt!

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 20 February 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

I love hats. I used to wear them all the time, I dont know why I don't anymore.

Army style beret mebbe?

http://www.berets.com/media/john-wayne-green-beret-sm.jpg

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 20 February 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

Actually, that Che kinda style beret would look hot on you Jer.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 20 February 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.clothingrange.co.uk/2004/itemimages/B59.jpg

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 20 February 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

hah! I'm thinking about one of THESE /

Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Sunday, 20 February 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

Wont that be as hot as the other one above tho? (um, as in temperature wise I mean)

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 20 February 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

fat me at 15 years old w/ eye makeup in hat I wore for years!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/pat_er_me.jpg

Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Sunday, 20 February 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

I have been rocking my "2004 World Series Champions" hat for awhile now, with its sleek Eurostile lettering. Baseball - and the Red Sox - need to bump up into the modern age. My hat suggests an alternate universe where Fenway hosts a dry-ice laser light show during the seventh inning stretch. A red-stockinged cheerleading squad doing "the freak." Extremely loud music. Even crazier fonts!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 20 February 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)


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