Ned Raggett commits soupicide!

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The seafood chowder at my school is made with YESTERDAY'S SUSHI. Don't eat it!!!!

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Mmm, soup!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

NED WHAT DID THAT SOUP EVER DO TO YOU

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Today's sushi is bad enough.

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Dan, that soup had it coming. (Sure it's no four month old baby but...)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

OH THE SOUPITY

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

I wonder what proportion of my threads are "Abject Stupidity"

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

CHEER UP NEDDO!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/09/250px-CookieMonstersMom.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

I always assumed 95% of all threads were categorized as "Abject Stupidity" because it's at the top of the list and because 95% of all threads ARE abject stupidity.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

Soupist.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

SOUP BITCH!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

Wouldn't soupicide involve drowning oneself in soup? Or at least burning oneself to deal with very hot soup? Or pounding oneself in the brain with a crouton until one succumbs?

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hockeyautographexchange.com/celebs/larrythomas.jpg

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm really not soup--ego trips is not my thang.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

Hey guys, what do you say we just label this forum I Love Ned Raggett in order to fulfill its final destiny, huh?

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

Ned will be like that chick in the first Star Trek movie where she merges with the V'ger space craft at the end.

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

I should note said chick lacked hair.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

well by then you might be a lot older

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

You're implying I will also have breasts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

Ned, accept your future as a sci-fi Stanley Kubrick model.

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

Tarkovsky, maybe.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

dude shushi in sou0 would b goodl

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:08 (twenty years ago)

Looks like you've had enough soup already Ally ;) ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

vodka soup?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

Yes thanks!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

Was there bread involved, or is it true that soupicide is panless?

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

won't someone think of the soup!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

Was there bread involved, or is it true that soupicide is panless?

*groans* That was almost painful.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:12 (twenty years ago)

I was going to try to add a joke-falling-flat sound effect but I couldn't figure out exactly how to do it- WUH WUH WUUH.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

Or how about the following tabloid headline:
INTERNET BLOGGER SLAYS CHILDHOOD IDOL

THE PERPETRATOR
http://kuci.org/~nraggett/nedwedding.jpg

THE VICTIM
http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/TV/bk-soupy.jpg

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)

i just made tofu pups.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

It looks like stencil and I committed threadicide.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

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