So I asked my superintendent to come fix my fridge

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Instead he came in and played flamenco guitar.

wtf?
He walks in. Opens the fridge door, opens the freezer door, says he'll see about getting me a new one and then asks if he can play my guitar!
15 minutes later he's gone and my fridge is still making the most awful squealing sound. It's driving me up the wall!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

Tell me your weird superintendent stories!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

I fucked the super in the ass.

― The Shitter, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Oh go misspell Raggett you retarded monkey.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

My souper committed sewercide. He called me to tell me to take all the trash off my porch, cuz the neighbors were complaining and I said "but the dumpster in the living room is overflowing!"

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Fact: Playing the flamenco guitar makes refrigerators 15% less likely to act up! Okay, so I'm lying, but wouldn't that be awesome (and really helpful on the part of the super) if it were true?

(Countdown for IP ban of The Shitter begins now.)

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

Countdown for IP ban of The Shitter begins now.

We have liftoff.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

Thank you!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

I salute you, Andrew.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

That wuz cool. 13 minutes! Christ, antacid should work so fast.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

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