Posh food - crap for Tories. What do you think?

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This is an actual menu from a top restaurant in the UK. I'd rather have fish and chips. Vile.

Word from the Chef:

I have distilled years of hard work and study in the gastronomic arts and sciences into crafting each and every one of these dishes on the menu.

The success of the dishes comes from adhering to culinary logic but modernising the execution and sometimes introducing some unexpected, but carefully considered, and exciting flavour combinations to thrill your tastebuds.

We go to great lengths to select the very best ingredients and, where possible, local and organic produce which all form the foundation of my food.

It is not just the food but the full dining experience that matters to me. The food and wine are intended not only to complement but to inspire one another, making the selection and interplay of the wine and food an integral part.

My defiant passion for food harmonises the synergy between foods and the marriage of flavours, which has allowed me to create something quite unique.

I hope you will agree.

John Campbell


STARTERS

Salad of spring vegetables
truffle mayonnaise
Roast red mullet and langoustines
its own velouté and parsley salad

Risotto of wild mushrooms
truffle jelly Roast anjou squab
leg confit and vanilla oil

Pressed game terrine
sauce gribiche Tournedos of organic salmon
spiced lentils and foie gras
Roast diver scallop
home-made black pudding, warm squash panna cotta

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MAIN COURSES
Saddle of rabbit
toffee syrup, cannelloni of rabbit garbure
Duck and foie gras
endive, pistachio and pink grapefruit dressing
Monk fish
braised ox tail, parsley oil Saddle of lamb
red cabbage, venezuelan chocolate bacon and hazelnut vinaigrette
Sea bass
parsnip and vanilla purée, garlic soubise Roast turbot
smoked haddock ravioli, saffron oil
Slow cooked fillet of beef
served rare rib meat, horseradish mash 2 courses £45.00
3 courses £55.00
If you have any special dietary requirements, please do not hesitate to inform us.

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DESSERTS
Mandarin parfait
toffee jelly, mandarin granita
Griottine mousse
pistachio nougat, lemon sorbet
Tatin of pear
fondant of fourme d’ambert, caramel-pecan ice cream Tarte fine of apple
goats milk ice cream, vanilla milk shake
Delice of chocolate
basil ice cream, hazelnut clafoutis Fine cheeses
a selection of british farmhouse and french affiné cheeses
Chocolate fondant
bergamot and chicory ice cream Coffee and petits fours £3.75

T A S T I N G _M E N U

Risotto of wild mushroom truffle jelly

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Sea bass parsnip purée and basil

Tournedos of organic salmon spiced lentils and foie gras

Roast corn-fed chicken shallot tart, truffled quails egg

Slow cooked fillet of beef braised rib

Beignet of fourme d’ambert beetroot sherbet

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Parfait of mandarin and granita

Single bean chocolate fondant malt ice cream

Coffee and truffles

£65.00

ZaR, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 09:35 (twenty years ago)

I shouldn't have clicked on this thread. I'm starving now.

caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

I wonder what his passion for food is defying.

Fa Fa fa FA, Fa fa Fa fa FA Fa (poop), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 09:44 (twenty years ago)

Roast anjou squab
leg confit and vanilla oil

What the hell is this?

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, I think I'll have the risotto followed by the saddle of rabbit, please, and the Tatin of pear for dessert.

Fa Fa fa FA, Fa fa Fa fa FA Fa (poop), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 09:48 (twenty years ago)

It's shit food for people with too much money and half a brain. In the kitchen the chef is laughing at you and you'll still be hungry afterwards.

Zar, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 09:48 (twenty years ago)

Only the upper class would pay money to eat such cruelty...


The methods used to turn duck and goose livers into the "delicacy" known as pâté de foie gras are anything but delicate. Foie gras is a French term meaning "fatty liver" and its production involves force-feeding birds to produce this cruel animal product.
The ducks and geese force-fed for foie gras are being compelled to consume much more high-energy food—mostly corn—than they would eat voluntarily. This damages their liver and often kills them.

The Scientific Committee on Animal Health and Welfare for the European Union found many examples of abuse as a result of force-feeding, including:

Birds are routinely confined to small cages or crowded pens.
Birds are force-fed tremendous amounts of feed via a 12- to 16-inch plastic or metal tube, which is shoved down their throats and attached to a pressurized pump.
The force-feeding may be performed twice daily for up to two weeks for ducks and three to four times daily, for up to 28 days for geese.
Force-feeding causes the liver to increase in size about 6-10 times compared to the normal size for a bird.
Increased liver size forces the abdomen to expand, which makes moving difficult and painful. An enlarged abdomen increases the risk of damage to the stretched tissue of the lower part of the esophagus.
Force-feeding results in accumulated scar tissue in the esophagus.
The liver can be easily damaged by even minor trauma.
In 1992, the HSUS sent a veterinarian to investigate a New York State foie gras producer, which resulted in a police raid and cruelty charges against the farm. Necropsies taken of the dead birds revealed many painful conditions: The force-fed birds had chronic heart disorders; ruptured liver cell membranes; cirrhosis; traumatic esophagitis; and lesions in their gizzards and intestines. Dead birds were found with food filling their esophagi and spilling out of their nostrils.

Ducks and geese are social animals who suffer when confined in individual cages. The confinement also can lead to lesions of the sternum and bone fractures, as well as foot injuries from the cage floors. Ducks and geese also suffer when they're not allowed enough water to swim and preen, which they do naturally in the wild.

Originally, all foie gras came from France, but now the United States has gotten into this cruel niche industry. Next time you go into a store or restaurant or store that sells foie gras, please let them know that a product that comes from force-feeding ducks and geese is more than you can stomach.

Zar, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 09:58 (twenty years ago)

Not all foie gras is mass-produced or even cruel. Antony Bourdain makes a visit in France on his cooks tour, and the geese flock towards the farmer to get fed.

So if you're going for fish and chips, you're not worried about overfishing then?

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

Fuck Antony Bourdain and these other overpaid cooks. I love their "defence" of fois gras, "the geese love it" etc. What a crock of shit. It's utterly barbaric and if the geese are "voluntarily" eating corn then it won't be enough to produce the product. To fatten up the liver to its prjected 70% size the animal NEEDS to be force fed.

These are the same cooks that hack up baby lambs and veal anyway.

Over fishing? Sure it's a concern. I have a massive lapse in that I eat fish and chicken. Free range if possible. I'm not saying it's ideal but then I'm not against anyone eating meat providing it is reared in a natural environment and not a factory farm.

Zar, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

How did you come up with the Zar name Calum, anyway?

smoked haddock ravioli, saffron oil

This sounds lovely.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:13 (twenty years ago)

Baby lambs are tasty.

What's wrong with getting the best ingredients together and attempting to make something completely sublime with it? I'd be interested to hear your opinion of Fergus Henderson and his St John restaurant.

Anyway, I'll have the scallop, followed by saddle of lamb, and then the bergamot and chicory icecream

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

Lambs are cute. They make me smile and feel warm inside when I see one. If you do not then you are beneath human and worth less to this world than the lamb.

Zar., Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

Tightly argued. I'll go with the sea bass.

NRQ, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh my god I'll just order black pudding 20 times please.

Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

Many of the items on that menu sound absolutely delicious, and I am far less posh than YOU, calum, as evidenced by the fact that I do not even have a middle name!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

Chickens are cute. They make me smile and feel warm inside when I see one. If you do not then you are beneath human and worth less to this world than the chicken.

Fish are cute. They make me smile and feel warm inside when I see one. If you do not then you are beneath human and worth less to this world than the fish.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah, and the name "Zar" is obviously from one of John Norman's "Gor" novels.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

...well, it might be, I've no idea, really.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

dr. strongo's neuvo cuisine

Sven Bastard (blueski), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

Another vaguely interestingly-titled thread which turns out to be Calum's usual 'im a very good and decent person i am, lets talk about me for a while' indignance-laced bullshit. Amusingly, all his existence on this board has done is to make me care less and less about animal rights and more and more about causing distress to Waddell. Which gives me an idea....

TBC

bl ee, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry, baby lambs are quite possibly the cutest thing ever. Eating them is like eating a kitten. Piglets and calfs are sweet too. Fair point about chickens. I'm NOT saying don't eat meat though!!! I'm just saying that lambs are, like, SUPER CUTE!

Although my friends enjoy it too.

Norm, this menu is vile. I wouldn't be able to eat anything here unless he was prepared to put on some chips. But I'd not pay the guy £69 for it.

This thread aint about anything except the menu by the way! I don't know why this fella is so upset!

Zar.., Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

For anyone who loves their famous chefs, check out the week at the start of august! http://www.the-vineyard.co.uk/index.htm


Food looks good anyway,
http://www.the-vineyard.co.uk/images/main.jpg

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:37 (twenty years ago)

CHOCOLATE BACON

Sven Bastard (blueski), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

i think the menu looks fine. there's nothing posh about it, it's just expensive. under true socialism we'd all eat this well every night.

NRQ, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

Mutton and lamb tastes disgusting. The cuteness or otherwise of the animal is not really relevant, I think.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

cod may soon be extinct, which seems sad

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

pashmina is it still ever called "mutton" up yr way? down south it is always pretended that the animal was an infant when culled

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

Lamb chops are the most overrated foodstuff ever.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

we get the most gorgeous mutton chops from the lake district bloke at Borough market, for next to nowt - £3 for two. Much better than any lamb chop I've ever had.

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

To be honest Mark, I haven't eaten it for so long, I don't really know how it's sold these days. I do know - since we found a dead, mouldering sheep wehen we were out walking once - that rotten sheep smells just like cooked sheep, apart from the tang of mint sauce, of course.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 11:00 (twenty years ago)

I wish I knew what garbure, gribiche, tournedos, soubise and griottine were. I feel deprived.

Rumpy Pumpkin, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

cod may soon be extinct, which seems sad

hush up and eat yer panda

Sven Bastard (blueski), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)

lamb = sheep under a year old
hogget = 1 to 2 years
mutton = over 2 years

lamb is to hogget and mutton what veal is to beef. Not enough places sell mature sheep meat, which has a much fuller flavour although it can be tough if coooked incorrectly.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 11:16 (twenty years ago)

I'm working class as fuck and that food sounds yummy. Only by refusing to recognise our place can we be truly free. I'll go with the fluffy baa-lamb, hopefully still nice and pink.

Speedhump Bungle (noodle vague), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

Norm, this menu is vile. I wouldn't be able to eat anything here unless he was prepared to put on some chips.

Calum in "being scottish" shocker

caitlin the racial stereotypalist (caitlin), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

So it's okay to eat foie gras as long as you have it with chips?

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

Eat enough of that and it'll be your foie that's gone gras.

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

What I don't understand is why this food should be crap for Tories... Is Michael Howard allergic to soubise?

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)


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