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Of course his picture is not on the online version. I will never step foot into his place of employment because there are "too many meatheads from Boston".

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

Nice to hear Stence is spreading his sunshine across all medias.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

i should clarify, it wasn't him who made the meathead statement. but rather his boss. Sounds like a treat.

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

No doubt. I retract my earlier post. LET IT SHINE, H!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

Are you sure it wasn't the Weekly World News?

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

Are you saying Hstencil and Batboy are one and the same?

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

oh jeez.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

okay so i found it online, here's the offending paragraphs:

Cursing and hitting on women might seem like standard barroom behavior. But not at the Hell's Kitchen watering hole Siberia, where a sign warns against both activities.

There's also an unspoken rule about not wearing anything with the word Boston on it. "There are too many meatheads from Boston," he explains.

gonna have to pick up the paper version to see my pic.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

so you'd throw me out if i came strolling in with a Sox hat on eh?

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

no cursing? wtf

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

xpost - no, probably not.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

it's important to note that it's all a matter of degrees. last sunday, allyzay and tombot were cursing up a storm in front of the owner, and they didn't get warned, much less thrown out.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) How effective is the cursing ban, hstencil? Do you ever have to warn people, or kick them out?

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

we tell people when they come in, but yeah, it's really up to the owner's discretion. i've never personally had to kick anyone out.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

i have a gutter mouth and im from boston, i'd be out of there in 5 minutes.

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

yeah prolly. sorry chris! why are you reading the post anyway?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

He's a meathead, obv.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

well that and he lives in boston! why read a ny newspaper?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

no cursing? wtf

My fave East Dallas bar and former workplace bans cursing. Yes I've warned people, as bartender and customer. And yes I've witnessed people being kicked out. Despite being on a nightlife hotspot not far from a university here our bar remains low-key and unpolluted by young,drunken assholes partly b/c of codes like this.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

again, i've been kicked out of a bar for cursing, but not the one i work at.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

We have a "no cursing" bar here in Madison called Le Tigre (supposedly the band's namesake).

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

who raised ya boy? sailors? x-post

there's also a great little dive in my soon-to-be-again hometown of Austin called Ginny's Little Longhorn which warns customers: No Cussin' No Fussin' No Hasslin' No Wrasslin'

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

Long departed Bruno from the Zam Zam on Haight used to kick people out constantly, for the most minor of transgressions: men wearing an earring or a ponytail, or asking for a "dry" martini, moving chairs around, etc.

It was kind of fun to practice brinksmanship and see how far you could go...

― andy --, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

"Part of the reason is that women don't like when men curse," says owner Tracy Westmoreland. "People who can't stop cursing when they're told to are either drunks, morons or meatheads, and those are not the kinds of people I want at my bar."
There's also an unspoken rule about not wearing anything with the word Boston on it. "There are too many meatheads from Boston," he explains.

This sounds like the kind of place that blares Counting Crowes through the speakers 24 hours a day. In fact, I'm just imagining the neo hippies from PCU chasing David Spade out of the bar.

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

david allen must you constantly look silly day-in and day-out with your very wrong pronouncements on the interweb?

also, did you figure out how to catch a train yet?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

all patrons at the zam zam room were also required to fawn obsequiously over bruno and his lengthy enumerations of wounds received in conflicts overseas

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

-- andy -- (and...), February 23rd, 2005 10:21 AM.

He used to kick people out for ordering anything but a martini... this was a long time ago though.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

We should burn incense and hug, Hstence.

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

oh i think you're great david! you just need to get out of the house more.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

I should visit your bar, actually. I was kidding you know; I'd probably actually appreciate it if they had a bar that was consciously warry of normal bar idiots.

Except I'm 19 so I couldn't get in unless I sneak in. Which could happen... McWorld.

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Despite being on a nightlife hotspot not far from a university here our bar remains low-key and unpolluted by young,drunken assholes partly b/c of codes like this

that's all well and good; drunk assholes, i've come across many. it's just i can't recall ever thinking "that person is cursing way too much" at a bar or anywhere (with the exception of Phil "Fucking" Anselmo of Panfuckingtera)

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

What the hell volume do you people talk at that you can get thrown out of a bar for cursing? Are you bellowing 4-letter words?

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Rowdy annoying drunks often do. Tirades of curses often also go with heatead discussions/arguments which when combined with alcohol can lead to bigger problems.

More nice, civil drunks. That's what the world needs.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

i am a happy drunk.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

There was a story a couple years ago about xenophobic bathhouses in Japan that eventually banned foreigners altogether: Russians on Vodka! The end of peace and quiet as we know it.

― andy --, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

isn't boorish screaming often the problem more often then the words themselves? I wish people could get thrown out of bars for saying "WOOOOOO!!!"

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

i am sure it's a great bar, but this rule would probably make me not even want to go here. i understand reasonable strides made to keep out certain groups of people, but this is just absurd.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

if that sort of goofy rule is enough to make you not want to go to the bar, then I don't think either you or the bar are missing much.

no offense to you, personally.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

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The man on the right once didn't allow women inside his Jersey bar, back in the day.

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

he also made a lot of threats to inquiring patrons on the phone and made lewd suggestions in regards to oral stimulation of genitalia and doing unholy things to patrons' mothers.

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

he also invented "punching it in."

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

I wish people could get thrown out of bars for saying "WOOOOOO!!!"

can we extend this to arresting my neighbors for constantly doing this plz? the walls have ears, you meatheads!

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

I think it's a clash of personality thing. e.g. If you find those rules annoying other things about the bar probably wouldn't appeal to you. Both parties are probably best off.

In fact I wish more bars turned their personaility quirks into actual rules: no patrons with jeans costing less than $100 allowed; girly drink-drinkers prohibited; luxury cars not allowed in parking lot, etc. Would save a lot of people wasted time/drinks in bars they find unappealling.

Obv. this kind of thing can and does lead to problems like racism but then you can always count on people somewhere to be just plain idiots

(Ally, why do you have a Dallas Multi-Pass? What are you multi-passing for?)

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

one of the most heralded and reviled hipster bars in Seattle (depending on who you are) has a big "Absolutely no racists no homophobes allowed" sign outside. Unfortunately, all other undesirable qualities are perfectly ok.

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

oh dear, it's a long story

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Let's hear it! I'm bored as fonk.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

well it's not really a long story as much as it is not that interesting. it involves a v. drunk ilxor contacting me to let me know that he decided i was the fifth element, and that's the partial name of the character in the fifth element, played by milla jovovich.

that's all there is to it, basically.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

...what is the FULL name of this character, dare I ask?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Dallas was the Bruce Willis character

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

my favorite bar locally doesn't allow people in with hats, sandals or shorts-- this is to keep out "bro" types, i.e., people who fight and harass women.. but w/ regard to the no cursing it's just a matter of drinking and being mannered in a forced way that seems... at odds (with my personality, at least). i almost always like r-rated movies better than pg-13 ones, though, so...

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

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no, ally wasn't the one going down, i think it was my co-worker. this was before i worked there, tho.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

wait a minute. . .ally did you get eaten out at this bar or were you doing the eating.

ah xpost.

I don't know of any pg-13 bars myself. I think the whole, over 21, alcoholic beverages etc. thing kind of precludes that. Where was it said that vulgar language be required to be R-rated? Seems like more of an issue of having a bit of class to me.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

no, guys, ally got kicked out because tombot dropped some glasses! at her way out the door, she witnessed the eating out.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

Where was it said that vulgar language be required to be R-rated?

Eddie Murphy Raw has no sex nor violence. Blame Jack "Former LBJ Speechwriter" Valenti.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahhahahahahahaha yeah! that was the funny thing! we knocked over some glasses and the bouncer decided that we were "throwing them at the bartender" (who A) didn't notice B) was nowhere near where broken glass was so we must've had shit aim) and I kept arguing with him about the dude who was going down on the chick like on the opposite side of the room from us, how come he could stay but we got kicked out for dropping a damn heinekin! I never really got an answer to that though hstencil's thoughts on the subject are enlightening.

the only sexual activies i have partaken in at siberia were in the downstairs, i'm not uncouth enough to do such things in the upstairs, near the entrance!

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

I must either be more mainstream-friendly than I thought or I secretly hate the outsiders that I think I should feel more kinship towards because aren't we all WAY past high school and therefore over being intimidated by the football team???

(xpost: "Stand By Me" was also R-rated, wasn't it?)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

the amount of bars i've been kicked out of while not actually doing anything myself is actually kind of shocking, thinking about it.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

(I will admit that I am heartily amused by the capricious enforcement of this bar's policies, though.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

i think that vulgar language is one thing, colorful profanity is entirely something else. if it's a classy place obviously i wouldn't come out and say, "Cunt pimple!" at the top of my lungs (granted i can't think of an instance wherein i would say this at all, except in the case of something which at this time I feel completely incapable of handling were it to arise). I don't think I even curse that much. I just think that in an adult environment people should be allowed to behave within the parameters of contextually appropriate behavior. A lout is a lout whether or not he's speaking vulgarly at a given moment. All I'm saying is the rule seems prudish. The impression I'm getting is that the rule doesn't mean much anyway though. And if women are eating each other out by the door, I'm sorry, but class is not the word that first comes to mind.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

it's a classy place obviously i wouldn't come out and say, "Cunt pimple!" at the top of my lungs

Oh my God, the next time we splurge on a fancy dinner I am totally doing this.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

dan, the funny thing is, the owner looks like he was on the football team. he's a big, burly dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

i don't think "class" is why people come to siberia but i will say this: the rule, though really arbitrarily enforced as far as i can tell, does it's job in keeping out a certain element. just read the reviews on citysearch for siberia and notice which people are bitching the hardest about how the only reason to go to a bar is to hit on women et al. i'd rather they stay in their element at, like, hogs & heifers instead of coming out and bothering me and my friends.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

So firstworldman, should we suggest to Kitsch that they need more capricious policies (as well as random eating out scenes in the parking lot)?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Considering that I've never been there and have no idea of what it's like, would it be out of line to poist that places like Siberia just play to a different technique for hitting on women (like, say, eating them out by the doorway, ha)?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Actually, Ned, I saw a guy get a blowjob whilst sitting on the curb right in front of the door. That same night, a guy got pushed through the glass window by the couch in a fight. I hadn't noticed the dress code until then so I always assumed they were connected. As to yet more capricious policies of admittance, I say that they ought to make you take communion when you come in and confessional when you leave.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

is "hitting on" like "making out" = an american phrase that means everything from vaguely noticing someone across the street to agreeing they can do whoever they want when at the S&M dungeon later tonight, provided you get to also?

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

hitting on = acting like this:

http://members.cox.net/sciatica/images/wildandcrazy.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

that pic had the same effect on me milla j. did on Je4nne

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

Eddie Murphy Raw has no sex nor violence

adult situations/topics? no cursing is required for this.

Sexual acts in a bar is completely out of control. Fighting is out of line too. I've never seen a sex act in any of the bars I call home and anytime there's been a brawl those people have usually been barred for life.

yes the rules are probably applied arbitrialy in some cases to, like others have said, keep out a certain element.

This is making me think of an argument currently going on among Austin folx re: smoking bans in bars. I used to be against this but my mind has changed over the years and I'm definitely voting yes.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

hstencil don't post any more pictures of hoboken!

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

Raw has tons of cursing.

it hasn't happened yet but i don't think i'll be a big fan of witnessing sex acts in the bar.

xpost - i didn't post any pics of hoboken!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

The only one times as I at all from a staff along-included a chap stepped is, who falls intentionally into me at the red Lion tavern, because he tried to select a fight. Thus I pushed him and he fell down and began a howling of that I punched him in the face. I explained to the Prahler, "No, I pressed it straight and he fell, that is cool, quite?" Anyway we kept both out stepped. I pissed, because I for somewhat German food jonesing.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

God bless the Red Lion and all who sail in her. If you will.

Hahaha. "No shorts, no sandals, no blowjobs on the curb." Who knew Kitsch had it in it?

As to yet more capricious policies of admittance, I say that they ought to make you take communion when you come in and confessional when you leave.

Hmmm...I could be in charge of the wine.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

wait, how do you go about enforcing the no hitting on women rule? "check your testicles at the door, gents."

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

To be perfectly frank, I am deeply suspicious of discriminatory door practices unless I'm the one doing the discriminating.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

xpost - really, you should be a copywriter for beer/car commercials.

i'm not suspicious of anything unless it sez "get out, negro!"

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

kind of funny that having a space where women should not have to feel like they're at a meat market is so controversial.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

xpost - really, you should be a copywriter for beer/car commercials.

no need for petty insults. my point was that guys will be guys, and i really was curious if one would really get kicked out for chatting up a stranger.

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

"my point was that guys will be guys" - on second thought, that sounds lame.

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

that wasn't a petty insult! it probably pays well.

maybe guys don't have to be guys. or they can be different guys. crazy that i'm the one suggest this, but c'mon, being a lout is, well, loutish.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

kind of funny that having a space where women should not have to feel like they're at a meat market is so controversial.

Again, I would have no problem with this if it was my idea. The underlying subtext is that I am suspicious when people say "All are welcome except for (x)" because, unless I'm the one saying it, I have no guarantee that the criteria aren't going to be expanded to exclude me & those I care about.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

oh dan you are in no danger, you wouldn't be excluded even tho you live in boston.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

I have no guarantee that the criteria aren't going to be expanded to exclude me & those I care about.

I've been thrown out of so many joints that at this point I pretty much assume I'm not welcome the moment I step in and spend the rest of the evening wondering when I'll be caught.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

pictures of cat piss men

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

sunt eu un haiduc

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

To be perfectly frank, I am deeply suspicious of discriminatory door practices unless I'm the one doing the discriminating.

Dude! But the thing is, unless you have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control the things that come out of your mouth at all, this isn't a discriminatory door policy.

I've physically been in Siberia with someone wearing a Red Sox t-shirt so I'm pretty sure that unspoken no-Boston rule mentioned in the article is a joke, if that's what you're referring to...

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm really just talking about how I don't trust people because WHITEY IS OUT TO GET ME in all of his forms (especially the Haitian and Laotian forms).

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

but haitians are BLACK!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

dude the bar is called Siberia, they're out to get everyone. Fucking Russians.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

I mean, I haven't been thrown out of hardly anywhere, yet there is an undercurrent of paranoia that tells me that I am about to fall into a wormhole and end up in the 30s with a big lynching party on my ass when I go out to certain establishments (and this is not exclusive to establishments that cater predominantly to white people, which was the point of my joke about Haitian and Laotian Whitey). I know that there's a 99.9999% chance that this won't happen (unless I am out with certain friends, like the guy who likes to buy underaged men drinks) but I'm still subconsciously aware of the possibility, so when I see something that overtly states a "we will bounce you if you meet [x] criteria", regardless of how arbitrary or unlikely my expulsion would be, I am very aware that there is a possibility that I could be expelled, likely for something I didn't do because despite my gonzo online image I haven't really been a real-life rabble-rouser since college.

That's all. It's not a big deal that they are all out to get me.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

but we ARE out to get you dang!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

FUCK RUSSIANS IN THE FACE WITH SPORKS

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

Okay, that wasn't funny, sorry.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

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― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

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― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

i just remembered the only time i got kicked out of a bar. two years ago, new years eve, sort of yuppie bar in seedy neighborhood (Anú - 6th and market, sf) and i'm fucking wasted. a friend of mine was friends with Jessica who worked there. Jessica told us that they were having an after party in the basement with free alcohol. i was with maybe 10-15 people, so we were all stoked. it's 2am and they start kicking us out, but i said, "Jessica told us we could stay after". Jessica looks over at me and says, "I don't know him." so i yell, "FUCK THIS PLACE AND FUCK JESSICA!!". they kicked me and all of my 15 friends out. i was told later that everyone was totally mad at me because they were really gonna let us stay in there. oops

― LaToya JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

unless I am out with certain friends, like the guy who likes to buy underaged men drinks

Saucy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

I have always had the brain-stem sense to kick myself out before I am asked to leave.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

i was reading the post as i was taking my morning shit. it was in the stall, i already read the boston papers at breakfast.

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Thursday, 24 February 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

You did the right thing, LaToya.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 February 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

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