Velveeta -- what is it?

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Operating under the assumption it is neither cheese nor food. The description via the photo below seems insufficient:

http://bright_birch.typepad.com/photos/kims_blog_graphics/velveeta.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Ned, it's full of health from milk. that's all you need to know.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Tasty.

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

By the way, not every package of Velveeta has been aged 40 years.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

the sell-by date on that packet mentions that lincoln is still president

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

peple it is cheese made out of silicone, is this so difficult to comprehend? it's good.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

"full of health from milk" inexplicably makes me want to vomit.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

no actually it's silicon, a soup of microscopic nanochips that taste so good cheeesy god good on my veggie ta bulls

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

It's made from fake breast milk.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

haha it shd be presented as evidence on this thread

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

Velveeta in its modern guise?

http://sfbaysailingpix.com/velveeta.jpg

Velveeta used for nefarious purposes (NSFW, depending.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

the dispenser looks like a bond-style micro spy-camera (except yellow)

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

Velveeta and a friend:

http://www.dogsled.com/2002%20Iditarod%20Photos/Susan-&-Velveeta.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

I like that original font best.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Mark, that *is* a camera! Unfortunately, Velveeta does not come from a camera.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

"Say cheese!" Get it? Ho ho!

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

Edible oils!

― mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

There's a huge painting at a bar I frequent of Colonel Sanders (of KFC fame) handing a package of Velveeta to the Monsters Inc characters. The Velveeta is surprisingly photorealistic.

The same artist also did some sort of painting of Zappa as Jesus with the Powerpuff Girls.

― mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

"Pasteuized Process Cheese Spread" i think is about %20 milkfat. The rest is whatever they use to make it "smooth".

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

Your search - Zappa as Jesus with the Powerpuff Girls - did not match any documents.

:( :( :(

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

it's just a more gelatinous form of cheese whiz... it's not dairy-free, as some vegans may think.

I admit Velveeta is probably the most artificial... compound that I enjoy consuming.

― donut debonair (donut), Thursday, 24 February 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

Ned, it's full of health from milk. that's all you need to know.