Jamie's school dinners

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I watched this last night because I heard Parky raving about it on the radio at the weekend and I thought it was really interesting.

Over here in Ireland, we never really had school dinners. Are school dinners really as awful as they make them out to be on this programme? Were they always this bad, or have they been going downhill? Did you have them? Do you have bad eating habits as a result? Tell all.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 24 February 2005 08:11 (twenty years ago)

They were bad when I was at school, and - because UK school are now forced by law to let the lowest-bidding company supply them - are now worse.

(I watched the programme too, but only because they used Le Tigre as the background music to one of the trailers. It *did* turn out to be quite interesting, though)

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 24 February 2005 08:34 (twenty years ago)

In my primary school it was sloppy but at least verging on the healthy side (typical meal: wafer thin slice of meat and two veg smothered in gray skin or a choice of mayo-encrusted salads). Parents paid for school lunches in advance and I never really heard anyone complain until towards the end of my time there when they got a catering company to start doing the food instead of the regular cooks.

Secondary school was a different story though. Kids bought their lunch every day and were allowed to choose from a wide range of stuff including chips, burgers, sandwiches, a couple of salads, cakes etc. Sandwiches were, however a lot more expensive than the junk food and the salads left a lot to be desired. Plus being 13 year olds the novelty of being able to eat chips every single day never faded.

Jamie's gone up a lot in my books. Once a novelty trendy mockerney posterboy, he's since aged noticeably and is succesfully reinventing himself as a proper bloke who gives a shit about what people eat. More power to that.

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 24 February 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

yes i rather admire jamie's need for (public) atonement for being a former media nuisance

i seriously doubt that school dinners are now worse than the ones i had at my second school (1968-72): but that was a bit of an anomaly (the cook was psychotic, so kept his job by brandishing a meat cleaver and threatening to resign at awakward times, while the headmaster had no tastebuds) (literally!) (or anyway they literally didn't work, like the taste equiv of being deaf)
the ones at my first and third schools were tolerable though --- mmm spotted dick

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 February 2005 08:59 (twenty years ago)

Well, at least the school dinners at my primary and middle schools had veg in them, even if it was a tinned tomato and some peas. I don't remember having chips very often, but we did have grey mashed potatoes which were pretty awful but I ate them anyway because I'll eat anything that's put in front of me like a good girl. I was a particular fan of rice pudding with rosehip syrup.

Secondary was a different kettle of fish - we had more choice and there was a salad bar, but the salad was so manky nobody touched it except for the weird music teacher. I ended up taking sandwiches and my mum insisted on giving me hummus at least once a week, which made my bag stink of garlic and didn't increase my circle of friends too much. The best thing my secondary school did was fresh rolls for morning break, which cost 8p each or something. You'd pick off the bottom and it would be all steamy and warming. Really, really, really good. When I started having sandwiches, I told Mum the bus fare had gone up by 8p so I could still have my roll every day.

Anyway, the programme. I thought it was pretty good and yes, Jamie has gone up in my estimations a lot in the last couple of years. Apparently they're still looking for a sponsor to fork out the £20,000 needed to send an information pack/recipe book to every school in the country - headteachers are going mad for it - and they're still trying to get the government to put the cost up to 50p instead of 37p, which is, frankly, ludicrous.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 24 February 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

Ingenious! Implicit in the premise of the show seems to be the desire to impart the gourmet sensibility to kids -- to convert them to the Jamie Oliver brand, rather than to simply do the sensible thing and hide vitamins in the turkey burger. A whole generation of kids raised on basil and avocado frittata, artichoke and braised lamb shank risotto, peppercorn-crusted scallops with oxtail marmalade ... Who are these kids going to turn to when they need cookbooks in fifteen years? Get 'em young, Uncle Jamie, get 'em young.

fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Thursday, 24 February 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

There is certainly something to be said for expanding ones palate at an early age.

kate/papa november (papa november), Thursday, 24 February 2005 11:00 (twenty years ago)

i don't think he's trying to push posh food on them, just something other than chips and pizza 5 days a week. he's not going to be within budget if he starts using expensive ingredients but a few spices go a long way to making stuff interesting.

maybe if he started calling it Monsterella like Nora did the kids would be more keen 8)

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 24 February 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

the lunches i have nowadays are a lot less healthy than the ones i had in school.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 24 February 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

By comparison, the NHS per-day spend on a patient is £2, and it only works because the breakfast for five days is a choice of porridge and prunes, toast with butter, breakfast cereal - with half of the components of a fry-up available on a Saturday, and the other half available on a Sunday. But by and large the food is pretty good and you had the option of eating halal curries whatever else was being dished up.

With Jamie, I was amazed at the little kids being able to have nuggets every day of the week, and chips, if that's what they wanted, because no way in HELL would that have happened in my school - there was one meal for lunch and you ate it. You had a menu up for the whole month so you could avoid stuff you didn't like and this meal always consisted a main, three other items, and milk. Fries/chips/tater tots came in once a week if you were lucky, or with the fish fillet served on the Fridays when Macaroni and Cheese was not.

From 13-18 I got free lunches at my school (which had to be kosher AND fish-on-Friday friendly) so I never brought my own, but we had an open campus with a McDonalds on the doorstep so the high school tried very hard to do its own versions of the McD food, including a superior milkshake for 50 cents. Vegetables were usually that peas/carrots/sweetcorn medley, or just the sweetcorn, or string beans. We ate them because the junior high was strict about plate-clearing. Mashed potatoes were never served without some kind of meat gravy (either turkey or hamburger gravy) and there were often tacos and chile con carne. Italian dishes too: pasta and a vile but popular square pizza. The hot dogs were just like Ikea ones but as this was Minnesota we also got corn dogs about once a month (dipped in cornmeal batter and deep-fried).

Memo to Jamie Oliver: herbs are expensive if supplied in anything other than seed form.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 24 February 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

By comparison, the NHS per-day spend on a patient is £2, and it only works because the breakfast for five days is a choice of porridge and prunes, toast with butter, breakfast cereal - with half of the components of a fry-up available on a Saturday, and the other half available on a Sunday. But by and large the food is pretty good and you had the option of eating halal curries whatever else was being dished up.

one of the last times my dad was in hospital, breakfast consisted of a mouldy piece of bread, toasted a couple of hours before, with a scraping of marj. he raised quite the ward rebellion, even got his doctor involved.

stevie (stevie), Thursday, 24 February 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

i can't believe how expensive his meals costed.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 24 February 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

obviously he's been buying Sainsbury's Taste The Difference rather than Tesco Value.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 24 February 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

My hospital stay was in a centre that was part of the Whittington, so I reckon tons of buying power allowed us stuff like cod Mornay and roast lamb dinners every other Sunday (hint: augment lamb curry with slices of the lamb from the roast as there was enough for seconds from non-prepacked sources) and we could always get a nurse to do a round of toast (white or brown). There was an occupational therapy kitchen which could be raided if necessary for augmentations to the 8.30pm SANDWICHES but I wound up importing mustard and mayonnaise for these. The only thing missing was a better choice of salads, which were invariably tainted by a lack of dressing, a scoop of the dreaded tuna mayo, and eggs were from powdered when 'scrambled'.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 24 February 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

Not only did we have chips available every day at school, but they were prepared in vast quantities, so if you were at the end of the lunch queue they were often the only vegetable left.

When I started secondary school - 1989 - we paid about 80p per day for lunch. By the time I left, it had gone up to around £1.

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 24 February 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

the chips were plentiful at my second school - in fact everything was - but they were STARTLINGLY disgusting

(imagine mcdonalds chips overcooked in month-old unspecific much-used fats till dark crispy brown, left in the larder for another month, then heated up till just tepid)

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 February 2005 12:48 (twenty years ago)

> Memo to Jamie Oliver: herbs are expensive if supplied in anything other than seed form.

get the kids to plant and grow their own herbs - one stone, two birds.

in guardian today:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1423807,00.html
"Dinner lady quits over quality of school meals"

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 24 February 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
Great work Jamie! If fields of salmon is being serious, then he or she is a complete moron.

http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/story.jsp?story=621878

Charles Dexter (Holey), Sunday, 20 March 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Jamie was on Parkinson last night talking about how he hoped Tony was going to sign off on this, and although he is still an irritating little tube, me and the mister agreed he is an irritating little tube whose heart is in the right place, and, like a culinary superhero, is now using his powers for the greater good.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 20 March 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

erm, sorry for being rude fields of salmon, but when someone does actually get up and do something hugely worthwhile I don't see why he should be sneered at. The cheap food culture in this country is pretty disgusting, especially given how much we spend on non-essential rubbish. Spending billions on the NHS and raising school standards is so stupid when children are being brought up on reconstituted cack.

Charles Dexter (Holey), Sunday, 20 March 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

I was amazed, watching the final episode, that changing the school dinners apparently made a *huge* difference to the children's behaviour and ability to concentrate in afternoon lessons.

caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 20 March 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

erm, sorry for being rude fields of salmon, but when someone does actually get up and do something hugely worthwhile I don't see why he should be sneered at. The cheap food culture in this country is pretty disgusting, especially given how much we spend on non-essential rubbish. Spending billions on the NHS and raising school standards is so stupid when children are being brought up on reconstituted cack.

Equally disgusting is a society so debased by consumption and the fiscal "bottom line" that positive change can only occur on television, and at the messy-haired behest of a Range Rover-driving celebrity chef. As you can probably guess, my admittedly cynical comments were not so much directed at the content, but rather the form.

The problem is so big. On the one hand, a society that is literally tyrannised by children, their monstrous attitudes, their crying. (The "well, if they won't eat it, what can we do" attitude espoused by some of the lunch ladies, parents, etc.) On the other, a society where children are victimized by their brutally reductive, health-destroying diet; total estrangement from food; frazzled, ill-equipped, and equally food-estranged parents.

I think Jamie has achieved some encouraging results. The saddening epitaph at the end of the last episode was the government opting not to ban twizzlers etc., thus undoing the program's efforts. As Jamie said, "while that there's a choice of junk food compared to the cooked food, they will always go for the junk food."

fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Sunday, 20 March 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

> *huge* difference to the children's behaviour

and their asthma

koogs (koogs), Monday, 21 March 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

Equally disgusting is a society so debased by consumption and the fiscal "bottom line" that positive change can only occur on television, and at the messy-haired behest of a Range Rover-driving celebrity chef. As you can probably guess, my admittedly cynical comments were not so much directed at the content, but rather the form.

obv this is kind of comprehensible, but it's not for nothing that JO is a) a celeb and b) able to parlay that into something. he has 'traction', he has raised other people's voices. i don't think there's anything 'debased' about that, neither is there a firm causal link between a bottom-line-oriented society (ie britain c. 1500 - date) and the dominance of tv chefs. what the fuck has range rovers got to do with anything?

N_RQ, Monday, 21 March 2005 10:28 (twenty years ago)

I still haven't forgiven Jamie for letting his film crew shout at us "Oi get away from the fucking camper van we're trying to make an advert!"

although jamie himself was in fact in the nearby chippy.

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 March 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

I had a similar experience with his film crew.

This program, I now forgive him.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 21 March 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)

Here's the tale...
are all tv chefs totally obnoxious twats?

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 21 March 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)

haha my 'experience' was in Newquay too.

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 March 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

Lusty beach, Early Summer, 2001?

When the prog went to air, Amber (three at the time) said about all his friends that he was cooking for: "They all work for him".

Sussed or what?

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 21 March 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

think it was early summer 2002 and just down the road from Sailors pub.

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 March 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
If the kids are united...

The fancy new menu at the Rawmarsh School here?

“It’s rubbish,” said Andreas Petrou, an 11th grader. Instead, en route to school recently, he was enjoying a north of England specialty known as a chip butty: a French-fries-and-butter sandwich doused in vinegar.

“We didn’t get a choice,” he said of the school food. “They just told us we were having it.”

The government’s regulations, which took effect in September, have banished from school cafeterias the cheap, instantly gratifying meals that children love by default: the hamburgers, the French fries, the breaded, deep-fried processed meat, the sugary drinks.

Now schools have to provide at least two portions of fresh fruit and vegetables a day for each child, serve fish at least once a week, remove salt from lunchroom tables, limit fried foods to two servings a week and cut out candy, soda and potato chips altogether.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)


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