Spoonerisms:

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Tease my ears (Ease my tears)
A lack of pies (A pack of lies)
It's roaring with pain (It's pouring with rain)
Wave the sails (Save the whales)
The acrobats displayed some stunning cunts (cunning stunts)
She showed me her cool tits (tool kits)

Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Friday, 25 February 2005 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Pouring scorn

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 25 February 2005 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I perfer warm tits.

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 25 February 2005 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

prefer, even.

Slitty licker!

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 25 February 2005 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I once mispronounced "taut" by spoonerizing the "a" and the "u."

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 25 February 2005 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Bad news could make your socks stink.

Bill Gates is the leaky gourd of computer desktops.

Dick and QWERTY would be just fine, thanks.

Don't fight the band that heeds you.

Do you enjoy watching loose Brie movies?

Enough with the monk jail already!

Have you read Marcel Proust's In Search of Tossed Lime?

Ow, my bunny phone!

Right facism!

She gave us a white slave, then quickly disappeared.

She is now merely dissed by us all.

The success of e-commerce depends on having thrusted turd parties.

Things look bleak for the Fang of Gore.

This ranch could use a wrongheaded strangler like you.

Uh oh. Piper-dilution.

Wax a polyp.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 25 February 2005 06:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a shining wit!

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 25 February 2005 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You're shouting spite.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 25 February 2005 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Dammit that TISM song is stuck in my head now.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 25 February 2005 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

You're all such fart smellers.

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 25 February 2005 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Riding away on my well-boiled icicle.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 25 February 2005 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Poonerspisms

donut debonair (donut), Friday, 25 February 2005 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Waiting with braided Beth, we spotted a vietnamese guy in the sun, which was seeming to hot the gook up.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Friday, 25 February 2005 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0283073349.02.LZZZZZZZ

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 25 February 2005 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to live in a Flock of Bats...

Kate Kept Me Alive! (kate), Friday, 25 February 2005 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)


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