When girls are tight, it might be gross

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One love.

"I, Fröhoggel Kegel, hereby announce that these vaginal tightness muscles be hence and forever known by my name and my name only!"

What a way to reach immortality...

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Hahahaha, for sure Gem.

A kegel is the name of a pelvic floor exercise, named after Dr. Kegel who discovered the exercise. These muscles are attached to the pelvic bone and act like a hammock, holding in your pelvic organs. To try and isolate these muscles trying stopping and starting the flow of urine.

Once you have located the muscles simply tighten and relax the mucsle over and over, about 200 times a day. These are basic kegels. There are many variations on kegels: elevator kegels (Where you tighten slowly, in increments going in and out, like an elevator stopping on several floors.), you can hold the muscle tightened for five seconds, you can bulge the muscles out at the end, and many other variations.

A woman flexing her Kegels 200 times a day? Unsettling imagery!

Possible benefits: lasting longer.

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You know, this could be the reason why my previous sex partner said I was too "big" for her. Maybe she'd overexcercised those Kegels... It can't be "my" fault, can it?

no it's never your fault tuomas, clearly she had dodgy kegels!!

I dated a girl for a good long while who did Kegels every day since she was 12.

It was very beneficial, not so much because of "tightness," but because the physical response when she had an orgasm was very, very strong.

I've also found out that girls can, er, use their Kegels during intercourse to make it more pleasurable for the guy.

thanks for the heads-up.

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Yeah, I guess it's not big news or anything, but I hadn't previously met anyone who'd be like, "I can do this, does it feel good?".

I'm now imagining one of those Wanchai bar girls I've seen who can slice a banana with their snap-shut vaginal wall muscles saying "I can do this, does it feel good?" to a guy.

don't think this was mentioned in the thread but: beware the whole stopping/starting while taking a leak; doing it too frequently can cause a bladder infection. wow, real sexy talk :/

I want to be your bladder infection, baby!

why do i click? why?

Er, sorry...

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i really want this thread title to be the first two lines of a burma-shave jingle

the first post of this thread is hilarious

i really want this thread title to be the first two lines of a burma-shave jingle

so give sweet girls
a double dose
Lysol Enema
from the makers of Lysol Douche

I, Fröhoggel Kegel

Is Burma-Shave some shaving cream? What does it have to do with tight vaginas?

You certainly can. Many women are concerned about being loose down there. You can even buy conical weights to jam up there to exercise your Kegels. I think I saw something on Oprah about it once.

-- the other kate (ffs!) (papa november), Friday, February 25, 2005 8:53 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

That's hot. Women are incredible people.

-- LeCoq (LeCoq), Friday, February 25, 2005 8:54 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

LOL

one love

Is She a Good Fit?

If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short Vagina. A good fit for a short penis and not recommended for a large penis.

If she has big, thick lips, her Vagina is will be wide and thick.

If she has deep set eyes, her Vagina will be deep.

A woman with 'skinny' eyelids, will have a deep Vagina.

A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short Vagina.

A Woman with bulging eyes, will have a very short Vagina. A woman with such a short Vagina is wise to avoid a man with a large penis as during intercourse his penis will penetrate the Cervix which can be quite harmful.

A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vagina. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Vagina.

A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Vagina. Again, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the Vagina. This woman will find a man with a shorter penis unsatisfying.

A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep Vagina.

Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic Vagina. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm, and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a 'talking Vagina.'

A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry Vagina.

A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws, will have a small, crooked Vagina. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem. However, if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow penis.

If a woman has a narrow forhead and flat nose, she will have a short, wide vagina.

If she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep Vagina and a strong sexual desire. This is not considered all that desireable as her desire potentially will consume or devour her partner.

If a woman has a dimple, she has a very short Vagina.

YOU CANNOT PENETRATE THE CERVIX WITH A PENIS UNLESS YOU PENIS IS LIKE 3 mm IN CIRCUMFERENCE!

i think we went over this last night.

If she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep Vagina and a strong sexual desire. This is not considered all that desireable as her desire potentially will consume or devour her partner.

Not that the rest is particularly reasonable, but WAHT, UH, etc.

big watery Vagina

I never saw the results, ian, I think this physiovagonomy list has been posted on all threads. Did anyone disagree with my assertion?

A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vagina. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Vagina.

So I thinks, "lol Velma out of Scooby Doo". So I does the obligatory GIS. And oh my sweet jesus what do I come across? http://www.animexpansion.com/Art/Gouly/VelmaGouly.jpg

so not gonna click on that

also lol "short vagina"

also lol Tuomas

Jesus, that's some next level fetish stuff!

It's not massively graphic by internet standards. It's just wrong.

haha i clicked on it. could be a lot lot worse.

I kind of like how it doesn't go for the obvious Velma internet wtf and instead finds a whole new one.

There's a whole page of them, natch, but it was mostly anime shit I'd never heard of.

Welcome to Animexpansion, your source for anime weight gain!

Dude, not my source.

i am not clicking that in public

ok wtf was that that i just looked at

I just showed that Velma pic to my boyfriend and he's palpably upset by it.

I just thought it was silly.

Since we're reviving all the TMI threads...

Can anyone describe dead link of curious Velma slash picture?

link isn't dead here -> ?

strange! Gave me 403 forbidden error, but I went to main part of site, figured out where I'd find dude's artwork and was able to click through there. Sheesh. Picture not worth the trouble!

copy paste. it's not that funny/interesting

That's hot. Women are incredible people.

-- LeCoq (LeCoq), Friday, February 25, 2005 8:54 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^ still the greatest lost ILX poster

Hey guys theres nothing funny about PE

I had severe premature ejaculation. I couldnt even touch a girl without nearly coming in my pants , and litterally within 20 seconds of penetration I would ejaculate.

I found a solution that taught me how to gain control over my ejaculate reflex and its helped me last alot longer during intercourse.

Check it out maybe it will help you too
http://www.curepremature-ejaculation.net

What other things did you try?

Guys, there is nothing wrong with coming too soon, you can always say "it's a compliment", more than not geting wood at all is concerned.

(xpost) repeated Suggest Banning has been known to work wonders.

Sugar Boning.

Sorry, have had a drinkie.

That's hot. Women are incredible people.

-- LeCoq (LeCoq), Friday, February 25, 2005 8:54 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^ still the greatest lost ILX poster

troo