i want to see fred dursts rigid penis, but not in video form

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link?

― anon., Saturday, 26 February 2005 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

no.

But here's a page of men using a urinal.
http://www.gloryhole.be/cock_suckers/public_piss/index460.html

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Saturday, 26 February 2005 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

See, that recruitment drive really worked!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 26 February 2005 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Would it work if I sent you screen caps from the vid, Anthony? Email me and I'll try to send some. Trust me, it's very average. :-)

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Saturday, 26 February 2005 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

What's wrong with the pause button?

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 26 February 2005 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

nobody saved that pic I linked to on ILM?
anyone?
anyone?
Bueller? Bueller?

― Anyone Who Can Pick Up A Frying Pan Pwns Death (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 February 2005 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

screen caps work fine.

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 26 February 2005 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Fred Durst is a rigid penis, man.

― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Saturday, 26 February 2005 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, get one apostrophe.

― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Saturday, 26 February 2005 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Anthony, try http://fred.pimped.org/ for screen caps. Curiously enough, I can't view the video. I probably don't really want to see this anyway: Fred Durst clothed is revolting enough.

― Melinda Mess-injure, Saturday, 26 February 2005 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinyurl.com/5mdml

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Saturday, 26 February 2005 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://otoro.com/images/uknavatar.jpg

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Saturday, 26 February 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

But here's a page of men using a urinal.
http://www.gloryhole.be/cock_suckers/public_piss/index460.html

This one is my favorite.
http://www.gloryhole.be/cock_suckers/public_piss/images/massive_hanging_forskin_jpg.jpg

― 1112, Saturday, 26 February 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that was the guy who chopped the tip off! I'm obviously not familiar with what uncircumsized penii look like.

― n1kl1ish1s can't login, Saturday, 26 February 2005 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, wow. Durst has a totally average-sized pee-pee. My insecurities have all vanished.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Saturday, 26 February 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

He must be TEE-nie.

― Kathy McGinty (donut), Saturday, 26 February 2005 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It looks functional enough.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Saturday, 26 February 2005 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hannity.com/albums/Hannidate2005/scan.sized.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 26 February 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

About as underwhelming as the man himself.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 26 February 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It needs a tattoo of a wise man on it.

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 26 February 2005 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel as though my urinal link has, in some small way, contributed to the downfall of mankind.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Sunday, 27 February 2005 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw the Fred Durst video. The best part is where he's all, "Yeah, touch my balls and my ass." Someone needs to throw together a house track that samples that for the hook, pronto.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

haha his penis is as big as my pinkie finger! HOORAY!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 February 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw the Fred Durst video. The best part is where he's all, "Yeah, touch my balls and my ass." Someone needs to throw together a house track that samples that for the hook, pronto.

I said the EXACT SAME THING when my boyfriend told me about that.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 28 February 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet there will be 10 of them on the net by next week.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

BOOMP BOOMP BOOMP BOOMP
Yeah
Touch my balls and my ass
y-y-yeah
Touch my balls and my ass

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

And then after that Howard Dean screams.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 28 February 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

(ORNALDO BOOMPS remix)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 February 2005 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

And then there's a sample of Sean Penn saying Jude Law is one of our finest actors.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm amazed that Sean Penn can walk, considering the massive sequoia tree he has jammed up his ass.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 February 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Followed by the tuba from "Space Oddity".

erm... xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 28 February 2005 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

and then "Mayaheeeeeeee, mayahaaaaa..."

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

berühren Sie meine Kugeln, berühren Sie meinen Esel der endlose Tanz, den wir uns lachen singen und wir schreien zum großen grossen Penis im Himmel

― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Monday, 28 February 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

berühren Sie meine Kugeln, berühren Sie meinen x10000

― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Monday, 28 February 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy Shit.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 February 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm amazed that sean penn can walk given that his tolerance is probably so high he probably has a nurse administering doses from a remote outpost within his rectum.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 28 February 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

die neuere sichere Blüte genießt den on-line-Übersetzer, den ich ihm heute morgen zeigte.

― Eindämmung von Bullshit (AaronHz), Monday, 28 February 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

aww.. from http://launch.yahoo.com/read/news/16224085

Meanwhile, an email allegedly sent to Paris Hilton from Durst, lifted from her hacked T-Mobile account, reads in part, "So much it hurts me that you just vanished! You are my heart. You told me so many things about how much you loved me and I was the one. Remember, I have been in the mountains recording since I last saw you...I know you love me and haven't been able to replace me!! I haven't f-king shaved since I saw you! I've been in a depression. But more clear than ever."

next line.. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

So doe the video finish with celebrities saying how awesome Fred Durst is?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Wendy Jo Sperber, Bronson Pinchot, Joyce DeWitt, and Marsha Warfield give commentary about Fred's spendid performance in the footage.

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sperts.net/articles/images/marg_balki.jpg

"oh, i'd take it"

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

WE SO HAPPY WE SUCK THE PLONK OF JOY

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/70/31/68m.jpg

"Oh my god! It reminded me of that one time that Tom and Peter showed me their tits.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/2/5/28-25135.jpg

"Girl..."

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.joycedewitt.com/images/joyce_02.gif

"..and I never forgave her... for what she did to our relationship with the cast and crew. But he was a prince throughout the ordeal."

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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