Where do awful roleplayers GET OFF?

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INJOKES ARE NOT A CHARACTER PRECIS.

(Still, DM amazing amazing, just jumped half a metre at the blankets on my bed. Unknown Armies is SO GOOD, I need to do this more).

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

these people will kill fun and campaigns, move the game to a night where they cannot play.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

that is still the greatest IM ever.

teeny you are wise

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

INJOKES ARE NOT A CHARACTER PRECIS.

Best failed campaign ever -- an attempt where we tried to do the Dragonlance cycle but found ourselves constantly wanting to go back to Otik's for more spiced potatoes. We were hungry.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I can probably only play this game for like five more sessions anyway (terms and finals etc etc) so whatever, I will stick with it because of amazing GM I guess. Is it easy to get a good regular game with decent people, when one is an idea and lives in one place permanent-like, have you found?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

erm! idea = adult, somehow.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I married my amazing GM, good luck finding yours! :)

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha Ned! Did you at least have real potatoes or was that all in-game?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Good GMs are so totally totally hottt. I am kinda in love with imaginary cute DM girl now, damn you Teeny.

COME TO PAX PEOPLE

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 27 February 2005 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha Ned! Did you at least have real potatoes or was that all in-game?

Regrettably in-game. *sob* Fuck the draconians, GIVE US STARCH.

I married my amazing GM, good luck finding yours! :)

Make us jealous, FINE FINE.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 February 2005 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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