Rent-a-cops - cretins or psychopaths?

What the fuck is the deal with security personnel? Do you have to be 'bounced' from Anger Management Uni before you can wear one of those cute little uniforms? Or just be deaf from being clouted on the head daily by their ex-convict dads as a kid? "But we have such a hard job, we see so many nutters". Hint - they're probably NOT nutters, until YOU stretch your pre-verbal powers to unleash a fusillade of abuse on somebody who's picture ID shows a tiny variance with their appearance. Maybe that hair-trigger temper and inability to understand human contact comes with the rush a member of the underclass gets when they're on the right side of the law for once. Except it's not even the 'real' law, it's a fucking club/supermarket/whatever! I hope one of the 'nutters' comes back and shoots you like they do in Hackney nightclubs, fuckers!