Big Cook Little Cook: Classic or Dud?

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 28 February 2005 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It's freaky, it's fishy.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 28 February 2005 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm upset by the lack of response to this thread. When they have a number one single this Xmas, you'll all be posting then. May as well get on the bandwagon whilst it's still stationary.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 28 February 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been hating them for the last year. The little one especially needs to be dipped in batter and deep-fried until that grin melts off his face. Most of their recipes look inedible. They constantly go on about what a fucking great cafe they have yet never seem to manage more than one customer - who we never see - per day. I think they're kidding themselves. CBeebies is providing far too many jobs for Drama graduates who should be mopping floors in Pizza Hut.

Sorry. I had to watch them every morning for far too long.

― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Richard Herring realised that Big Cook Little Cook isn't famous enough to base a stand-up routine around, so instead put his comments on his blog: http://www.richardherring.com/warmingup/warmingup.php?id=572

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

You do not want to know how I misthread this topic.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

misread

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I can guess, cos it'll be the same words I sing along to the theme tune every day.

― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Please God, let the horse eat him.

― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you hate Little Cook more than Big Cook? Little Cook is a self-obsessed twat, but, come on, look at Big Cook's face.

According to imdb.com, the only other thing either of them have been in was an appearance by Little Cook in one of those afternoon courtroom plays Channel 4 shows.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Big Cook has got a very punchable face, true, but Little Cook combines that with the whole "overacting twat on coke" thing to make him exceptionally hateful. Also, as Richard Herring pointed out, he really fancies himself. Oh and his voice as well. They must die.

― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

What is this, the Wiggles for budding chefs then?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

you get too worked up about these things, dom.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

A normal size cook and a six inch cook (fnarrr) run a cafe together. They only get one customer a week, who is usually some sort of fairy tale character. You never see them because they're on the other side of the serving hatch. The "guys" then knock this person up a meal of some sort, like if Little Red Riding Hood came round, it'd be salami in the shape of a wolf, or something equally retarded. Then wacky adventures ensue, only involving the mini-cook flying around on a spoon, though.

Students like it, I hear.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

you get too worked up about these things, dom.

I'm the Alex In NYC of kiddie televison.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

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