Vegan Chows Down on Tongue

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March 1, 2005 -- A Brooklyn vegan who was once accused of snatching his son was arrested yesterday for allegedly biting his wife's tongue, law-enforcement sources said.
Raphael Spindell was charged with assaulting his wife, Alexandra, following a court appearance Friday. He leaned over to kiss her, but bit her tongue instead, the sources said.

Spindell was accused last year of grabbing his toddler son, Andre, out of the Coney Island apartment of the child's grandmother.

Spindell, who practices a diet completely free of all animal products — including milk, eggs and honey — shouted, "You don't feed my baby right!" as he grabbed the boy, police said.

The child was returned unharmed three days later and placed in foster care.

Larry Celona
New York P0st

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

maybe we could just have one thread for all these random news stories?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

Why is it important that he's vegan?!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

Why is it important that he's vegan?!

cause tongue is MEAT, the dude's a VEGAN, and vegans ain't SUPPOSED to eat meat. or something like that.

this is a week after my "stupid vegan tricks" thread.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

He wasn't trying to eat her tongue, though, was he? I mean, do people make a big deal when he goes down on his wife?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

hahaha VEGANS AREN'T ALLOWED TO CUNNI THAT LINGUS

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

NO SPERM FOR YOU.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

For you, Mark. (well, for everybody, really)
NEWS ITEMS: bizarre, unsettling, puerile, but ultimately trivial. POST IT HERE.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 1 March 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

he only eats meat if it's wearing perfume.

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

"Omnivore bites wife's tongue" would not be a news story.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

"Vegan drives car to work"

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

"Vegan participates in summer softball league."

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

"Vegan flips through mail-order catalogue."

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

OH SHIT HOW DID YOU KNOW

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_104.html

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

There was an old SNL skit (from the first year) that never made it past the censors .. "Placenta Helper" (like Hamburger Helper, mmm?)

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha, one slow day in our BIO 1 Human Sexuality course, Axis Sally and I wrote out a list of various dishes to make with placenta.

Sweet and Sour Placenta
Kung Pao Placenta
Placenta Stroganoff

etc, etc.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

Can I just point at that this is the funny bit:

"Spindell. . . shouted, "You don't feed my baby right!" as he grabbed the boy, police said."

Hahaha wtf!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

A guy I dated once bit my tounge during a snog... drew blood and everything. Damn little shit... can I sue him? That would be fun.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

Actually, didn't "Placenta Helper" make it on?

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

Never mind.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

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