I want to be your tampon

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i want to be your enema i want to clean out yr outsides and insides.

― anthony, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Awwwwwwww, bless.

― Will, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i just voted, so too late.

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't make me retract my vote Anthony.

― Samantha, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

WHY???? Is this some lost Nirvana song?

― james, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Spotted in a French chateau somewhere: portable enema complete with historical illustration of a noblemwoman making use. I can only contemplate what sound was coming out of her mouth judging by her slightly 'surprised' eyes...

― Bill, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Num num, menstrual blood.

― Pete, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

PETE BARAN IS EVIL.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

True Dan, but I've never understood why good vampires (say yer Angel et al) do not use this option for their life giving substance. Thinking about it, as long as the vampire population remains at about one thirtieth of the human population they could probably be quite happily sustained by a regular donated supply of (possibly cleaned) menstrual blood. Helping them integrate and become a useful part of society. Especially considering their flair in covert ops type operations.

Vampire shows just don't think it through proper.

― Pete, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi Anthony I thought your aim in life would be a little higher? lol Gale

― Gale Deslongchamps, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hmmm, i think Pete is on to something! but anthony i really do not think you'd want to be a tampon. things can get pretty... chunky down there...

― katie, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mmm fruity menstrual croutons!

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anthony Easton, at your cervix.

― Nancy Drew, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

anthony in wanna-beprince charles reincarnation shocker.

― geoff, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

PERVERSIONS. I wash my hands of you -- I'd have to.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

are you made of unbleached cotton? do you have a tapered tip? are you ultra absorbent? if so, then bring it on anthony boy.

― di, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i think i'm gonna vomit ... to think, i used to read First Aid manuals for fun, and used to laugh at "Faces of Death."

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Monday, 3 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thinking about it, as long as the vampire population remains at about one thirtieth of the human population they could probably be quite happily sustained by a regular donated supply of (possibly cleaned) menstrual blood.

Why clean it? There's probably lots of vitamins and nutrients in all the discarded ovum. That's good eatin'

― Buffster, Tuesday, 4 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You know Anthony, I never quite realised how thoughtful you are. Do you came in herbal, nutrient infused colonic flush option?

― Menelaus Darcy, Tuesday, 4 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe Anthony just wants to know what's in the special bins.

― Pete, Tuesday, 4 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

vomit

― sanskrit, Monday, 24 March 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

Charles to Camilla, in an intercepted telephone call: "I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out. Oh God, I'll just live inside your trousers or something -- it would be much easier."

Camilla: "What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? Oh, you're going to come back as a pair of knickers."

Charles: "Or, God forbid, a Tampax (tampon). Just my luck!" Camilla: "You are a complete idiot! Oh, what a wonderful idea."

― Bodrick III, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

I forgot the actual transcript of that, and also how you couldn't invent better dialogue for royals trying to talk dirty. God forbid!

― kenan, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

http://aca-vnt.mcc.ac.uk/ScrapBook/camillagate.htm

― Electronic Bugaloo, Monday, 24 March 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

This was a David J song, right?

― HI DERE, Monday, 24 March 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

if I ever see/meet Prince Charles this is what I'm going to yell at him

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 24 March 2008 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

"Is that Prince Charles? Hey, Prince Charles! WAS THAT A DAVID J SONG? hahahahaha royals."

― HI DERE, Monday, 24 March 2008 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

Hi Anthony I thought your aim in life would be a little higher? lol Gale
-- Gale Deslongchamps, Sunday, December 2, 2001 5:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

;_;

― Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 02:05 (seventeen years ago)

Charles: Going to press the tit
Camilla: All right darling, I wish you were pressing mine.
Charles: God, I wish I was. Harder and harder.
Camilla: Oh darling.

― JTS, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 09:58 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, Poshpaws.

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 10:18 (seventeen years ago)

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