ILX and ANAL CUNT: Perfect Together

ILX regulars who hardly use "the f word"

FYI the leader on multiple uses of the word "cunt" so far is the one Nick the man Southall with an aggregate score of 35. Dan Perry performs admirably too in this regard, but jess comes in surprisingly low with a couple of mentions of Anal Cunt and a handful of asides like
"haha fuck off you indie cun-- @d@ml (nordi">t. "

-- @d@ml (nordiHREF="mailto:rdicskilla@hotmail.c">rdicskilla@hotmail.com), January 23rd, 2004.

I can feel Excelsior in the air tonight, oh lord, and I've been LOL all my life, etcetcetrc

from the create new anal cunt song titles thread
Everyone here knows that Anal Cunt frontman Seth Putnam is currently in a life-threatening coma, right?

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), October 27th, 2004. (later)

YOU'RE IN A LIFE-THREATENING COMA

-- W i l l (lolomgwt...), October 27th, 2004. (later)

-- Yanc3y (ystrickle...), October 27th, 2004.

Ah, What To Buy, What To Buy? (or Tell Me What CDs to Get)

Anal Cunt.
-- Rockist Scientist (rockistscientis...), October 2nd, 2002.

w.w.a.c.d.?

hmmm, i thought that this would be "what would anal cunt do?"
-- Tad (llamasfu...), March 13th, 2003.

you should not vote if ...

2. ... you take anal cunt songtitles SERIOUSLY.
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), November 7th, 2004.

"misogynist classix vol. 1"

see also, half of the songs that Anal Cunt ever did...
-- Kingfish (jdsalmo...), November 3rd, 2003.

ILE Crushes

awww graham is in wuv with anal cunt.
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), November 17th, 2002.

w.w.a.c.d.?

Anal Cunt would say that this thread is gay, that you're all gay for posting herein, and that ILX and the Internet itself are all gay!
-- Tad (llamasfu...), March 14th, 2003.

Our Fucking Ten - August 2004

I hope in this case that AC stands for Anal Cunt?
-- dog latin (doglati...), August 10th, 2004.

Suspected WMD source 'missing'

Anal Cunt have business cards?!?!
-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), July 19th, 2003.

What's Your Favorite Made-Up Band Name?

Anal Cunt (TAKEN)
Cumbucket (though that one screams nu-metal).

-- Tadeusz Suchodolski (llamasfu...), October 21st, 2001.

ILX regulars who hardly use "the f word"

7 ILE cunts, 25 on ILM. in both instances, almost ALL of them were when discussing Anal Cunt.
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), January 23rd, 2004.

Two hundred words! Review the top 100 ILXors, two words each!

"JOY DIVISION
THE SMITHS
ANAL CUNT" -- Dr. C
-- the surface noise (electricsoun...), March 5th, 2004.

you should not vote if ...

3. ... you vote on the BASIS of anal cunt songtitles.
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), November 7th, 2004.

ATTENTION, JESS

now ESOJ, you know yer GG Allin & Anal Cunt songlists well enough to know that this is not where THAT originated.
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), March 9th, 2004.

Ashcroft Sings

he should do a split-single w/ anal cunt, of nothing but gg allin covers. you know that he wants to.
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), May 29th, 2004.

Using "gay" as a non-sexual descriptive adjective: c/d?

There goes a significant portion of the Anal Cunt songbook ... proving that they were right, the Internet is gay :-)
-- Tadeusz Suchodolski (llamasfu...), September 6th, 2001.

Controversial people you are a fan of, for one reason or another

Oh I am SO not controversial, in this zany mixed-up world of Calum and Anal Cunt!!
-- roger adultery (vlad62...), February 12th, 2004.

Flying is for assholes.

NA's been writing lyrics for the next Anal Cunt album "We Really Really Mean It This Time (You're Gay)".
-- dog latin (doglati...), May 19th, 2004.

Boston -- Classic or Dirty Water?

and what other great bands has boston given the world (besides the pixies) ... anal cunt?
-- Little Big Macher (llamasfu...), October 21st, 2003.

LYRICS ONLY PLEASE

YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE
IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED
OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU
-- Anal Cunt (sevenxvii...), January 6th, 2003.

if you were a wrestler, what song would you want played as you enter the ring?

Basically, anything by Anal Cunt would work. Or "Smooth Up in Ya" by the Bullet Boys.
-- sugarpants (signalsfadin...), December 31st, 2004.

YOU MAJORED IN LIBERAL ARTS; YOU'RE GAY

Invent new Anal Cunt song titles.
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...), October 27th, 2004.

YOU MAJORED IN LIBERAL ARTS; YOU'RE GAY

Everyone here knows that Anal Cunt frontman Seth Putnam is currently in a life-threatening coma, right?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), October 27th, 2004.

the "generate yer own AC song-title" thread

"You Are A Total Hippy Stoner Jackass Retard Who Actually Believes In Love, What A Tool"
-- Anal Cunt (makes_fun_of_m...), February 12th, 2004.

YOU MAJORED IN LIBERAL ARTS; YOU'RE GAY

hahaha i KNEW that Anal Cunt would be in this thread
"You Have a Livejournal"

"You Use Irony Unironically"

-- Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (jdsalmo...), October 27th, 2004.

Alternate A.C. Song titles

AC = Anal Cunt = Funny for 2 minutes if you're one of those edgy white boys still obsessed with needling "PC hippies"
-- nate detritus (n***p*****550...), December 18th, 2003.

Punk Rock Aerobics: Classic or Dud?

I would probably just get pissed off at half the people that show up to work out. Unless there's some blue haired granny shakin it to anal cunt, that I'd pay to see.
-- kate (seppuku2...), May 24th, 2002.

the "generate yer own AC song-title" thread

this may have already been done. the idea is, yer post should be an imaginary AC (as in "Anal Cunt") song-title. if you don't know what those are like, hie thee hence.
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), February 11th, 2004.

Alright, Let's Do This: THE OFFICIAL NOV. 2ND ELECTION DAY THREAD

is that an anal cunt song title? xpost
-- LE CHUCK!™ (Le-Chuc...), November 3rd, 2004.

My Life

oh the name of the band is Anal Cunt and I want their records
-- halo halo (spectra...), July 31st, 2002.

Extremist Culture: Search And Destroy

Anal Cunt would fall under the extremist rubric, yes?
I confess to having a few of their CDs. Can't be beat for separating the wheat from the chaff, as it were. Funny song titles, too. (Of course, the whole thing's a joke.)

-- Tadeusz Suchodolski (llamasfu...), August 3rd, 2001.

right-wing ice cream

this "flavor" -- School Prayerleens & Crème -- must be the tip-off that this is a joke. kinda like the Anal Cunt songlist, but with ice cream.
whether it is a joke or not, i wonder how many wingnuts will order?

-- Tad (llamasfu...), March 19th, 2003.

Target branch out

Yes, it seems to be a DVD. But I don't care how hip Target's advertising gets, I can't imagine them carrying this. (Although the site search engine suggested that target.com will supply Anal Cunt CDs if requested.)
-- j.lu (jlut...), November 22nd, 2004.

this is the ALL NEW thread where you copy and paste the posts that made you laugh out loud

Rufus Wainwright turned me gay
Isn't this the title of an Anal Cunt song?
-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxviii@....), April 10th, 2003. (later)

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), April 10th, 2003.

I can feel Excelsior in the air tonight, oh lord, and I've been LOL all my life, etcetcetrc

Creepy Christian music reviews thread on ILM:
ANAL CUNT
'It Just Gets Worse'
PRO-SOCIAL CONTENT: "Eazy E Got Aids from F. Mercury" warns of the dangers of irresponsible sexual behavior. Pro-life sentiments include "I Snuck a Retard Into the Sperm Bank" and "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach", the latter promoting alternatives to clinical abortion, as does "I Lit Your Baby on Fire". "I Became a Counsellor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It" extols a career choice involving helping others. The biblical message of forgiveness appears in "I Sent A Thank You Card to the Guy That Raped You", "Deadbeat Dads Are Cool" and "Hitler Was a Sensitive Man". Those unclear on the concept of 'subjection' in marriage are directed to "I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis" and "Domestic Violence Is Really Really Funny".

OBJECTIONABLE CONTENT: "I Ate Your Horse" is in violation of Chapter 11 of Leviticus.

SUMMARY ADVISORY: Anal Cunt may flout dietary laws, but as their orificial name indicates, they are the 'hole'-iest of the holy.

-- dave q (scrape10...), November 19th, 2004 7:02 AM. (listerine) (later)

-- M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (fu...), November 19th, 2004.

"One Look At My Music Collection Will Show You Hoe Much I Respect Women"

well, i once pretended to like Tori Amos to get laid (and no, i own no Tori Amos cds)
as fer what i own ... someone who, like myself, owns so many Zappa cds and anything by Anal Cunt (check there, too) can't really claim that his CD collection demonstrates his "respect" for women, now can it?

-- Tad (llamasfu...), January 15th, 2003.

Come anticipate Kill Bill with me

Milo, that is absolutely absurd. How much violence would be 'too much' in your view?
Who knows?
But I do know that I'll encounter it after seeing a film.

Is Metallica value-neutral on rock music?

You do realize that that question is, in no way, analgous to Tarantino and violence, right?

If you were to phrase it as "Is Anal Cunt value-neutral on violence/rape?" I'd probably say yeah. 'Cuz Anal Cunt's lyrics are as cartoonish as anything.

Was the cinema really invented to show violence 'because theatre can't quite manage it, painting can't quite manage it', as Tarantino says? How insane does he have to get before you say 'Uh oh?'
Well, cinema as we know it is basically an American invention, and we Americans are dirty, violent people by your assertion. So I guess you've answered your own question.

He has to be insane to start with. Momus, watch the damn movie.

When someone's head gets cut off, blood spurts up like a geyser. It ain't naturalistic.

-- miloauckerman (suspectdevic...), October 14th, 2003.

Ive been gone a little while...anyone want to update me on the ILX goings-on over the last two weeks? Anything worth mentioning?

The following topics were discussed: Anal Cunt, The Rapture, The Rapture, prostate tickling, Valentines Day, The Rapture, the new Streets album, The Rapture, Steely Dan shirts vs skins, even more lefties vs sensibles, talk of John Kerry's transgressions, The Rapture, expecting parents, The Rapture, NYHC, and, most interestingly, Dom's amazing knowledge of pro wrestling factoids.
Gotta love it

-- roger adultery (vlad62...), February 13th, 2004.

Ive been gone a little while...anyone want to update me on the ILX goings-on over the last two weeks? Anything worth mentioning?

The following topics were discussed: Anal Cunt, The Rapture, The Rapture, prostate tickling, Valentines Day, The Rapture, the new Streets album, The Rapture, Steely Dan shirts vs skins, more rounds of 'lefties vs sensibles', talk of John Kerry's transgressions, The Rapture, expecting parents, The Rapture, NYHC, and, most interestingly, Dom's amazing knowledge of pro wrestling factoids.
Gotta love it

-- roger adultery (vlad62...), February 13th, 2004.

election 2004 campaign songs

if that jesus freak alabama judge runs, his theme should be anal cunt's "i just saw the gayest guy on earth"
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), March 15th, 2004.

Find messages from I Love Music, containing "anal cunt".
100 results found:

Songs about rock rivalries?

Anal Cunt "Face It, You're a Metal Band"
Anal Cunt "Johny Violent Gets His Ass Kicked By Morrisey"
Anal Cunt "Your Band's in the Cutout Bin"
Anal Cunt "Your Cousin is George Lynch"
Anal Cunt "311 Sucks"
Anal Cunt "No, I Don't Want to do a Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band"
Anal Cunt "Hootie and the Blowfish"
Anal Cunt "You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)"
Anal Cunt "Kyle from Incantation Has a Mustache"
Anal Cunt "Rancid Sucks and the Clash Sucked Too"
Anal Cunt "Extreme Noise Terror is Afraid of Us"
Anal Cunt "Chris Barnes is a Pussy"
Anal Cunt "Limp Bizkit Think They're Black But They're Just Gay"
Anal Cunt "Anyone Who Likes the Dillinger Escape Plan is a Faggot"
-- dave q (scrape10...), February 15th, 2004.

Most pointless thread possibly ever: Best songs that use Carlin's seven words in the title

'You're A Fucking Cunt
'Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt'
'Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb'
'I'm In Anal Cunt'
'The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt'
'I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt'
by Anal Cunt

-- DJ Mencap (lackofinteres...), January 15th, 2004.

A.C. Classic or dud?

Hey, dave q., you ever hear of these guys? Right up yer alley!
Swear to God, I was really thinking about starting a thread about Anal Cunt till by hap I found this thread. (Song title for the next Anal Cunt CD: "Pretentious References to Thomas Hardy While Talking about Us Are Gay"). If Andy Kaufmann was still alive and decided to form a noise-rock band, it would be a helluva lot like Anal Cunt. And that's the vein in which I think they should be taken.

Classic for "Guy Lombardo" alone (offa the Morbid Florist EP). And Anal Cunt prompted two classic lines from two friends: "Why in the bloody hell do I own every Anal Cunt CD?" and "Tad, you spent your money on this shit? " (the latter was from a death metal fan, yet!)

-- Tadeusz Suchodolski (llamasfu...), October 30th, 2001.

Gratuitously Offensive Hardcore/Metal: C or D/S&D

thank god anal cunt are not frank zappa = thank god anal cunt are actually funny
-- we are the meatmen and YOU SUCK! (mar...), June 15th, 2002.

RFI - Crusty punk

I'm not exactly sure what this whole website is but if you guys are looking for noise, listen to Assuck and Anal cunt. Preferably anal cunt. All that grindcore bullshit is funny.
-- Maggot (vivalaanarch...), November 4th, 2001.

TS: animal collective vs anal cunt

I was SO going to make this thread.
I like both, but I'm going to say Anal Cunt because I like saying Anal Cunt.

-- dog latin (doglati...), September 7th, 2004.

Poison Paeans -- Hateful Songs about other Celebs/Artists

Anal Cunt - "Everyone in Anal Cunt is Dumb"
-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), February 7th, 2003.

Bands Who(m) I Have Never Heard Note One Of, But The Name Tells Me All I Need To Know

Anal Cunt
-- mentalist (pete...), January 21st, 2005.

anal cunt.

-- hi hi (k3...), January 21st, 2005.

Gratuitously Offensive Hardcore/Metal: C or D/S&D

Anal Cunt's schtick is just that, schtick. A crude and tasteless way to get a cheap laugh, perhaps. But their lyrics and song titles clearly aren't to be taken seriously. It's deliberate to take the piss out of some very self-important, pompous folks within their respective scene. Get Seth Putnam in private (and sober), and a dollar-to-a-donut he'll tell you as much. Anal Cunt might not be Randy Newman or Frank Zappa, but they're not Skrewdriver either.
More to the point: if Anal Cunt were as dumb and ultra-redneck as some accuse them of being, would they even know who Leonard Peltier is or about the movie Birth of a Nation? As someone upthread pointed out, date-rapers are more likely to be 311 or Limp Bizkit fans than Anal Cunt fans. And rednecks, skinheads, and Shrubya-lovers are more likely to listen to Hank Williams Jr. or Celine Dion.

-- Tadeusz Suchodolski (llamasfu...), June 15th, 2002.

A.C. Classic or dud?

Anal Cunt are the Beavis & Butthead of music, so classic.
Fave songtitles: You look divorced Face it, you're a metal band Your family is dumb Everyone in Anal Cunt is dumb You're dumb You're a trendy fucking pussy

Obviously you could never take a band like AC seriously nor want to listen to them for the length of a full album (or at all for that matter) but i still think they're ace.

-- dog latin (cfram...), April 28th, 2001.

top 40 advice songs

1. Anal Cunt - "The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Cunt"
-- A Nairn (moreta...), December 2nd, 2003.

TS: Anal Cunt vs. Anal Mullet

Yeah, I think Anal Mullet rules. Anal Cunt is just an Anal Mullet ripoff. :)
-- The Grinder (grinde...), December 4th, 2003.

Quck! The Little Lady & The Baby Have Left The House For A Bit-What Do I Play Really Really Loud!!

ANAL CUNT

-- ddb (dd...), February 4th, 2004.

Who is the most offensive band 20th Century popular music?

Well, you could always go with standbys like the Mentors ("Find her, Feel her, Fuck her, Forget her!" "Bend Up and Smell My Anal Vapour," "Heterosexuals Have the Right to Rock") or GG Allin (cue hundreds of simillarly offensive song titles here) and the afore-mentioned Anal Cunt, but it's not like these bands *really* reached the masses in the same way/capacity/manner/vast scope that Eminem or NWA do/did.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), January 23rd, 2003.

Your Favorite Shagging Music

ANAL CUNT!
-- Tad (llamasfu...), December 5th, 2002.

Nation of Ulysses-eque Bands - Bands mocking their own scene

ANAL CUNT!
-- Tad (llamasfu...), October 10th, 2002.

Top 100 songs under 30 seconds

what, no Anal Cunt?
-- Tad (llamasfu...), November 24th, 2002.

The best songs to make out/make love to

Mayhem- Necrolust
Arkhon Infaustus - Dead cunt maniac
Necro- All hotties eat the jizz
Anal Cunt - the only reason men talk to you is cos they want to get laid, you stupid fucking cunts
thats gonna get the ladies gushing hard, heheheh
If i was gonna be a pussy, id agree with the Jeff Buckley cd, but im not.

-- NecroBastard (stevemeta...), November 28th, 2003.

RS: Vote for the Best Live Band on Earth

I wrote Anal Cunt LOLOLOLOL
-- ss (...), May 13th, 2003.

best japanese artist/band name

anal cunt
-- DV (dirtyvica...), May 16th, 2003.

Who is the most offensive band 20th Century popular music?

if more people knew about Anal Cunt, then maybe they would be the most offensive band of all time ... but i think that they can't claim the title, because the overwhelming majority of people never heard of them. same probably goes for most death-/black-metal acts, including Emperor (though Cannibal Corpse [denounced by Bob Dole in 1996] and Cradle of Filth ["jesus is a cunt!] might have reached the necessary critical mass).
-- Tad (llamasfu...), January 23rd, 2003.

What Music Do You Like to Pick Your Ass To?

Anal Cunt?
-- Lord Custos II (wm.renki...), April 25th, 2002.

great titles wasted on so-so songs

everything ever recorded by Anal Cunt
-- Tad (llamasfu...), May 9th, 2003.

Who best to release their version of the "Commercial Album"?

Anal Cunt
-- lone nut (ndeany...), January 15th, 2004.

Who should Uncut cover next in their "40 Greatest Songs" series?

Anal Cunt
-- Adam A. (newaddres...), May 2nd, 2003.

Google Proof Bandnames!

Anal Cunt
the who
-- dave225 (adspac...), June 13th, 2003.

I can connect everything back to the Byrds.

AQUA!
also:
Anal Cunt

-- Jay Kid (chaaam...), February 4th, 2004.

Bands/Artists Who Consistently Alienate Their Fanbase

ANAL CUNT
-- Jon Williams (william...), February 5th, 2004.

AMG the game

Here's one:
Anal Cunt to Franz Schubert

-- Tad (llamasfu...), November 24th, 2002.

Let's all admit to our guilty pleasures. It'll make us feel better.

oh yeah, i almost forgot ... ANAL CUNT!
-- Tad (llamasfu...), December 2nd, 2002.

Worst Band Titles to Search?

Anal Cunt.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), January 3rd, 2004.

Bands Who(m) I Have Never Heard Note One Of, But The Name Tells Me All I Need To Know

Anal Cunt
-- mentalist (pete...), January 21st, 2005.

Great Title, Awful Song

EVERYTHING BY ANAL CUNT!
-- A.V. Alexandre (newaddres...), October 20th, 2002.

A boy obviously loves you if he puts _______________ on a mixtape for you.

Anal Cunt
-- Mickey (modestmicke...), November 27th, 2004.

Least Emo Band(s) of All Time

Anal Cunt is too.

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), February 11th, 2005.

Most pretentious unpretentious band

Anal Cunt
-- Jonathan Williams (x...), December 11th, 2002.

Choose Between Phil Spector & Brian Wilson or Joe Meek & Neptunes

Anal Cunt
-- Adam A. (newaddres...), February 23rd, 2003.

Top 100 style parodies

14. Anal Cunt - 311 Sucks
-- Millar (tmilla...), June 19th, 2003.

tell me why i should hate 311

Anal Cunt said it best -- "311 Sucks."
-- Tad (llamasfu...), March 17th, 2003.

Most Distinctive Musicians

Anal Cunt.
And if you don't see that, you're gay.

-- Tadeusz Suchodolski (llamasfu...), July 4th, 2002.

Bands that you love despite their silly names

anal cunt
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), December 2nd, 2003.

Pumping Irony: Deliberately misleading Album Covers

Their name is still Anal Cunt, however.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 15th, 2003.

Who Is The Coolest Band Ever?

Anal Cunt
-- dog latin (doglati...), May 28th, 2003.

Band names your boss could see and think you are actually working

Certainly not Anal Cunt.
-- nickalicious (nza2342...), January 10th, 2003.

TS: Smiths vs Anal Cunt

The Smiths' Tribute to Anal Cunt U+K
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 17th, 2003.

Great albums with 25 tracks or more

Anal Cunt - It Just Gets Worse
-- dave q (scrape10...), February 9th, 2005.

What bands should have a "The" in their name?

The Anal Cunt
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), November 7th, 2002.

band whose name sounds like something you wouldn't want within a ten foot radius of yourself

anal cunt
driller killer
-- Jay Kid (chaaam...), March 11th, 2004.

what band name describes YOU?

Anal Cunt.

-- James Slone (freontrotsk...), May 5th, 2004.

TS: Junior Senior Vs. Electric 6

Carcass and Anal Cunt to thread!
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 8th, 2003.

Taking Sides: Elastica vs. The Strokes

i prefer ANAL CUNT.
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), June 16th, 2002.

What should have been the theme song to The Return of the King?

Anal Cunt - You've Got No Friends
-- Stupid (nottellin...), December 19th, 2003.

Songs that should get played over my office intercom system right now

any anal cunt song at all, now that i think of it.
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), December 8th, 2003.

What band/artisit does your wife/girlfriend torment you with?

anal cunt.
-- marquis de suave (apg66...), April 8th, 2003.

"Is It All Over My Face" - gayest song ever?

anal cunt to thread!!!
-- briania (lyriclas...), April 29th, 2002.

"the raps they used to have done by anonymous guys on big dance hits in the early 90s"

I like the Anal Cunt version better.
-- latebloomer (posercore24...), July 26th, 2004.

What's on Governor McGreevey's IPod?

anal cunt, it just gets worse
(ok, maybe not)

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), August 14th, 2004.

POX: Song that could get a college radio d.j. thrown off the air.

Anal Cunt to thread.
-- Venga (des230...), August 13th, 2003.

Who is the most offensive band 20th Century popular music?

Anal Cunt?
-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), January 23rd, 2003.

What is the worst rock band name ever?

Anal Cunt.
-- Ronald McDonald (crac...), November 8th, 2002.

Pro-Ana Songs/Bands

Body By Auschwitz - Anal Cunt
-- DJ Mencap0))) (lack@of), August 17th, 2004.

What are the bands/artists that you've never heard, and know you'll never need to hear, based on what you know about them?

anal cunt
-- Johnny Fever (johnnyfeve...), May 26th, 2004.

Bands that Sing About Other Bands...

I can't believe someone else knows Monoshock. And that no-one has mentioned Anal Cunt.
-- Kris (branch_ricke...), October 9th, 2002.

Sexual band names

Anal Cunt! Yaaayy! Two for the price of one!
-- Lord Custos (wm.renki...), February 27th, 2002.

Girl Emerges from Coma During Bryan Adams Concert

(would have been funnier with Anal Cunt)
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 12th, 2003.

Gratuitously Offensive Hardcore/Metal: C or D/S&D

do you mean ANAL CUNT, nate?
(sorry folks, it was right there.)

-- jess (dubplatestyl...), June 14th, 2002.

Songs in which it's pretty clear that the singer really loves/is proud of the lyrics

seth putnam of anal cunt.
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), May 24th, 2004.

CDs with 99 songs (or close enough), and they're all actually songs! and not intentional dead space

anal cunt owns this thread
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), February 9th, 2005.

Songs that should get played over my office intercom system right now

"hitler was a sensitive man," anal cunt.
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), December 8th, 2003.

Band names that perfectly telegraph what they sound like

anal cunt
air
iron monkey
-- dog latin (doglati...), July 3rd, 2003.

The gay thread

Anal Cunt! (Especially Picnic of Love).
-- Tadeusz Suchodolski (llamasfu...), October 16th, 2001.

Top 100 style parodies

22. anal cunt, "your favorite band is supertramp"
-- Tad (llamasfu...), June 20th, 2003.

Siddhartha Gautama...Whats on Your Walkman?

Anal Cunt and James Brown.
-- Callum (disposition_reflection_tria...), December 30th, 2002.

Indie Rock bands that are actually, generally happy

anal cunt ... they're so angry, that they're happy
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), January 8th, 2004.

iulolllo9u

Well, I still recycle.
Fuck Anal Cunt.

Heh.

-- David A. (merdaco...), May 18th, 2003.

Most Unpretentious band

Anal Cunt
-- Leee Majors (redhalcyo...), February 13th, 2004.

Songs about other musicians

Anal Cunt to thread
-- Curt1s Stephens (sevenxvii...), September 10th, 2003.

What's NOT on Dubya Bush's IPod?

"i just saw the gayest guy on earth," anal cunt
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), July 29th, 2004.

100 Bands that you expect to see on Black and White back patches!!!

JOY DIVISION
THE SMITHS
ANAL CUNT
-- Jon Williams (william...), January 27th, 2004.

Which band/ artist would you most like to play at your wedding?

Low would be terrific.
Or Anal Cunt.

Or Boz Scaggs with Low.

-- gage o (gcb...), August 6th, 2003.

what would you ask dizzee? (a request made out of nerves rather than laziness)

ask him, TS: SMiths vs. Anal Cunt
-- jake b. (Jacob.Becke...), September 13th, 2004.

Funniest song titles

Anal Cunt to thread
-- Donna Brown (summerbab...), February 18th, 2004.

This nutty, crazy fecker captures you and holds you at gun point all the way to an Elton John concert where he then proceeds to pay you in and hold you at the front row whispering "you WILL like it". At what Elton song does it become too much and do you risk life and limb to beat up your captor?

Anal Cunt lyrics in 5... 4..
-- Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (§______________...), August 3rd, 2004.

Songs that make fun or journalists?

anal cunt "journalists are gay"
(probably)

-- the surface noise (electricsoun...), February 7th, 2004.

Can FAT people rock?

i thought it was anal cunt
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), September 3rd, 2003.

METAL WALLPAPER...

where's anal cunt doods?
-- bill stevens (bscrubbin...), March 5th, 2004.

What are the bands/artists that you've never heard, and know you'll never need to hear, based on what you know about them?

Anal Cunt is easily appreciated without ever having to listen to them
-- Avi (aviroi...), May 26th, 2004.

DREAM COVERS!!

Enya --> Anal Cunt, "Pottery's Gay"
-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), June 25th, 2003.

Chemical Brothers + Flaming Lips = Shit

but a comparatively boring Anal Cunt song.
-- nate detritus (n***p*****550...), October 4th, 2003.

Songs (Maybe) About Child Abuse

'I Like Drugs And Child Abuse' by Anal Cunt
-- DJ Mencap (lackofinteres...), April 1st, 2003.

Gratuitously Offensive Hardcore/Metal: C or D/S&D

(anal cunt are mark s's favorite band, by the way.)
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), June 14th, 2002.

How Much Can You Get From Song Titles, Anyway?

the best thing about Anal Cunt songs are the titles
-- A Nairn (moreta...), February 22nd, 2003.

Worst Song To Makeout To EVER!

Anything by Anal Cunt.
Even Picnic of Love?

-- Curt1s Stephens (sevenxvii...), October 6th, 2003.

Oddest couplings of live bands?

I still don't think any of these are odd. If say Lil Jon played with Anal Cunt, then I would give you that.
-- David Allen (Davidalle...), June 14th, 2004.

incommensurabe

anal cunt and architecture in helsinki
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), March 14th, 2003.

Soundtracks for books

Life would be much more interesting if AC did mean Anal Cunt.
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), June 6th, 2001.

emf - unbelievable

The Anal Cunt cover of "Unbelievable" is better than the original.
-- latebloomer (posercore24...), March 30th, 2004.

Songs With Brands of Spirits in the Title

anal cunt "you went to see dishwalla and everclear (you're gay)"
-- Nimrod Kovacs (theundergroundhom...), February 3rd, 2005.

Worst Music to Find Yrself Fucking to

I imagine you would sprain something if you tried to have sex while pretty much anything by Anal Cunt was on.
-- John Bullabaugh (Liphedd...), December 28th, 2004.

If God was in a band..

I will do no such thing. God would obviously be a member of Anal Cunt.
-- Kenan Hebert (mondria...), February 28th, 2003.