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This is the thread where we take cliches and stereotypes and turn them around... proving nothing.

Great interior decorators are so gay.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 4 March 2005 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

All the best men are chefs

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 4 March 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

maps can't read women

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 4 March 2005 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Drivers are bad women.

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 4 March 2005 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

dour people are so Scottish!

― NRQ, Friday, 4 March 2005 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

cars like girls and money

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 4 March 2005 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Beware Roland Gift bearing Greeks.

― why must we cut onions? (Lynskey), Friday, 4 March 2005 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

A bush in the hand is worth two in the bird

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 4 March 2005 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Shoppin' be women!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i was gonna do those last two

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

a stitch in nine saves time

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

hippie girls have a hairy trim

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Never buy a poke in a pig.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You can't always want what you get

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

oops misread the question. f-off.

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

All the best mathematicians have Chinese eyes.

It's ballsy enough to monkey with frozen brass, and brassier than a cold tit in a bra-witch.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

kill two stones with one bird

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Leap before you look.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Too much broth spoils the cook.

― lock robster (robster), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

The girls are green and the grass is pretty

― DJ Mencap0))), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

You can lead a drink to water, but you can't make him horse.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Butterfly is like a love

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't hand the feed that bites you.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't poke the fire when you're looking at the mantlepiece.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Eat Your School
Stay in Drugs
Don't do Greens

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 4 March 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

a stoning moss gathers no roll

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 4 March 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

the sword mightier than the penis.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 4 March 2005 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Directions refuse to ask for men.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Friday, 4 March 2005 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

It's all losing an eye until someone has fun and games.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 4 March 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

a hand in the bush is better than two birds on a bird

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 4 March 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't throw out the bathwater with the baby.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 4 March 2005 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Big cock? Big shoes!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 4 March 2005 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

If it ain't fixed, don't break it!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 4 March 2005 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Athelets make better Black People.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 4 March 2005 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Every silver cloud has a lining.

― The Horse of Babylon (the pirate king), Friday, 4 March 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

A doctor a day keeps the apple away.

― The Horse of Babylon (the pirate king), Friday, 4 March 2005 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Life's a dye and then you bitch.

― Matt Chesnut, Friday, 4 March 2005 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Think Locally, Act Globally.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 4 March 2005 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I would do love for anything.

― Matt Chesnut, Friday, 4 March 2005 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Know Jesus, No Peace
No Jesus, Know Peace

― Matt Chesnut, Friday, 4 March 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

If a nickel had me for everytime it...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 4 March 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

There's no show business like business

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 4 March 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

It'll be a great day when the military has to nuke a school to raze a bakesale.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 4 March 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Mondays don't like you

― Webb Friendly (Webb Friendly), Friday, 4 March 2005 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Weakness is so this thread.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 4 March 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

IT'S TRUE BECAUSE IT's FUNNY!!!

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Friday, 4 March 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

Don't try it till you've knocked it

― The Horse of Babylon (the pirate king), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

The media controls the jews?

― David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

All the nice sailors love a girl

― The Horse of Babylon (the pirate king), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

If you can't join them, beat them

― A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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