Men:Their Oral Fixations

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What's with guys putting stuff in their mouths and walking around? Usually it's 'just' a toothpick, but I've already seen some random asshole with a golf pencil in his mouth and another dude with an unlit stogie. I don't get it

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Saturday, 5 March 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

It's tough.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Saturday, 5 March 2005 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

we secretly heart cock

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 5 March 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, OK

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Saturday, 5 March 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i always have the urge to drink something, maybe its because i secretly yearn to partake in the glory that is my urine.

― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Saturday, 5 March 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

and when i desire a milkshake...

― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Saturday, 5 March 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Men: Their Oral Fixations (that are far more socially unacceptable for women, for whom it is acceptable to indulge the oral fixation that is far more common to both sexes)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 5 March 2005 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

and what would that be?

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Saturday, 5 March 2005 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I always assumed that my pen-chewing habit came from watching my dad smoke when I was growing up, & just picking that behavior up. Mark might be right, tho.

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 5 March 2005 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I got into a playful argument with some people in college who were embarrassed by the fact that I walked around with a toothpick in my mouth sometimes. They thought it made me look "low-class."

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 5 March 2005 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell them you're a pool hustler.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Saturday, 5 March 2005 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Men: Their Porkpie Hat Fixation

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 5 March 2005 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

keep away from those who hang around the fIREHOSE

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Saturday, 5 March 2005 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark is right. Everyone who does this at all is sublimating their desire to suck dick.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 5 March 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

this applies to all eating by all animals

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 5 March 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

also photosynthesis

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 5 March 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Paging Dr. Freud...

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 5 March 2005 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

What's with them? Nothing. They're just displaying the normative irrational behavior of all humans. We be making with the funny-strange all the livelong day.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 5 March 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Oral fixation: we didn't get enough breast feeding. Or, in some cases, we got too much. Either way, women are to blame. And that is why we be making with the funny/strange.

― moley (moley), Saturday, 5 March 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark is right. Everyone who does this at all is sublimating their desire to suck dick.
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), March 5th, 2005.

Maybe you're just sublimating your desire for tits...

― Expo, Saturday, 5 March 2005 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

My desire for tits and for dick is anything but sublimated.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 5 March 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

arlo fixation:

http://www.lib.umich.edu/filmvid/covers/alices.jpg

lora fixation:

http://www.comnet.ca/~rina/images/lora.gif

― jbr (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 5 March 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

and yes...

http://tulsatvmemories.com/imag1999/oralxmas.jpg

― jbr (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 5 March 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

choral fixation:

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics10/cobblestone/choral.jpg

― jbr (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 5 March 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I like a toothpick because it makes me feel like Chow Yun Fat.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 5 March 2005 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

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