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― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 5 March 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

They should throw a cow into that thing next

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 5 March 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

The one where it shreds the "plastic toy" is creepy as fuck for some reason.

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Saturday, 5 March 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

They should throw a cow into that thing next

Or a burnt-out piano

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 5 March 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

I like the cow idea. I guess it would be more ethical to throw a dead cow in, though.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

ethical, shmethical.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

I was thinking bodies, but it looks like it would leave them in pieces too large to effectively hide a crime. Best to stick to the woodchipper. Or the pig method.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

New episode this Sunday!!!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

The washing machine is the only thing on here that even gets the shredder hung up for a second. This thing is not fucking around.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

they should release a soundtrack.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CRUMPLE CRUMPLE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

I love how when the washing machine fucks it up for just a SECOND, some redneck starts yelling, "SHRED IT!"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

I also recommend the metal foil rolls.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

xpost

Wouldn't you? Shredding cuts across racial and cultural boundaries! The shredder brings people together!

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

that's pretty awesome.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

The boat is pretty cool too

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

Now this is what I call some damn clever advertising!

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

They could charge admission and everyone could bring one item to shred and they could put them in one at a time with the most amazing item (a chevy pickup, a gravestone, Uncle Ralphie) saved for last.
This would unseat American Idol in the ratings in no time.
Paging the major networks...

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

I love that idea. I would definitely watch every week.

I'd also like to get one of these top-secret inventions that uses tornado/funnel principles to turn any object into a fine black powder. Granted you can't watch it happen, but there's something equally satisfying about turning Uncle Ralphie into inert powder.

http://vortexdehydration.com/index.htm

You can only get a video if you're going to buy one though.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Sunday, 6 March 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

I also like how the Vortex machine is specifically designed for animal byproduct processing.

But it would still be best if they put animals in the grinding machine.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Sunday, 6 March 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

The way that thing shrieks like a banshee unnerves me.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 6 March 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

It is the shredder combined with a Saturday of intense reading that makes me want to get soooo drunk. And yell "Shred it!!"

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 6 March 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

This is an incredible display of raw power!

― 57 7th (calstars), Sunday, 6 March 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

raw power, i can feeeeel it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 March 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

I think I'm getting a stiffy.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Sunday, 6 March 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

i demand alex in nyc start talking about throwing celebrity x into a Quad.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 6 March 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

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