HEY, PUNY HUMAN! READ HULK'S DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET

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This really is one of the best things in the internets:

http://incrediblehulk.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, March 01, 2005
When Hulk gives a nice girl his number he would like her to call him up.
That is all Hulk wants. Hulk is not like stupid Iron Man, who "makes the moves." Hulk just wants to get a slice of pizza and maybe see that movie with the doggie that smiles.
Posted by: Incredible Hulk / 11:59 AM // Comments (13) | Trackback (0)
Thursday, February 24, 2005
HULK HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU ALL AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO WHAT HULK HAS TO SAY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT.
Do not play stupid game "Connect Four" with puny Mister Fantastic if you want to not play with a stupid cheater which is what REED RICHARDS ALSO KNOWN AS MISTER FANTASTIC IS.
Posted by: Incredible Hulk / 1:42 PM // Comments (18) | Trackback (0)
Thursday, February 17, 2005
OK, so Hulk looks at all of his Bachman Turner Overdrive, ELO, and Chicago CDs and thinks Hulk will get rid of them because they are taking up a lot of space and Hulk never listens to them anymore now that Hulk has the new CD from Kenny Loggins (who needs to make another song as good as "Footloose," Hulk tells you what!)
Anyway, Hulk goes to local record store in Village part of New York where Hulk lives and guess who Hulk sees? Hulk sees Dr. Strange! Dr Strange, if you did not know, is a magician and has a funny cape and a goatee! Anyway, this is what happened!
"Hey, Dr. Strange!" Hulk said to Dr. Strange.
"By the hoary hosts of Hoggarth, is that the Hulk my mystic eye sees?" Dr Strange talks funny! He also had an album called Swinging Jazz For Frisky Singles, but Hulk doesn't like jazz music because it is all clicks and whistles to Hulk.
So Hulk and Dr Strange talked for a while - Hulk got an invitation to come over and help smash some demons, which is a nice thing for Hulk to do for Dr Strange so he will do that. Then, Hulk took his CDs to the person who buys CDs and got $30 for the 70 discs Hulk handed over. The girl behind the counter (who had a lot of metal in her face - Hulk hopes Magneto doesn't come in and sell his classical music HA HA HA!) said I kept them in bad condition so they couldn't give me a lot of money.
That's OK. Hulk bought a copy of Gleaming The Cube on DVD and he's watched it five times and it is awesome and you should see it!
Posted by: Incredible Hulk / 12:37 PM // Comments (10) | Trackback (0)

― kingfish van vlasic pickles (Kingfish), Sunday, 6 March 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

there's about 3.5 years worth of archives, too:

Hulk applied at Wendy's, but not Wendy's Hulk worked at before so Hulk hopes they not figure out Hulk is guy who deep-fried puny human manager with pimples. Hulk got free meal when applying. It was pretty OK.

Thursday, July 22, 2004
HULK HAS NEW JOB.

Hulk working at local candy place (MMM CANDY) and puts choclate candy in boxes.

Hawkeye keeps calling Hulk "fudge packer" and Iron Man laughs. Hulk thinks Iron Man is happy for Hulk having job!

Posted by: Incredible Hulk / 3:03 PM // Comment (0) | Trackback (0)

― kingfish van vlasic pickles (Kingfish), Sunday, 6 March 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

This is so so great.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 6 March 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

Monday, August 25, 2003
It official. Hulk in a "Bizarre Love Triangle."
EVERYTIME HULK SEES YOU FALLING
HULK GETS DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND PRAYS.
Hulk have to watch his dancing, as puny human Jarvis yells at him when he dances too hard.

Hulk tried to go to mass yesterday morning, but got kicked out during communion. ONE CRACKER NOT ENOUGH TO SLAY HULK'S MIGHTY HUNGER. They should hand out snack cakes. And root beer.

― kingfish, Monday, 7 March 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha - this is great!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 7 March 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

This completely brightened my day right up. Thanks, Kingfish!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 March 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

this is terrific

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 7 March 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Wonderful stuff!

Thursday, September 25, 2003

HULK TOOK QUIZ. HULK GAVE HIMSELF AN A+

1. What is your Full Name: HULK, THE INCREDIBLE
2. What color trousers are you wearing right now? PURPLE SHORTS
3. What are you listening to right now: IRON MAN DOING DISHES
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number: 69 HA HA HA
5. What was the last thing you ate: TWINKIE
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be: GREEN
7. How is the weather right now: NOT BAD
8. Last person you talked to on the phone: BEN GRIMM.
9. First thing you notice about the opposite sex: HEIGHT
10. Are you hungry right now: YES
11. How are you today: I AM FINE, HOW ARE YOU?
12. Favorite Drink: MOUNTAIN DEW.
13. Favorite Alcoholic drink: HULK DOESN'T DRINK
14. Favorite Sports: SMASHING
15. Hair Color: GREENISH BLACK
16. Eye Color: Green
17. Do you wear contacts: NO
18. Siblings: WHAT THAT MEAN?
19. Favorite Month: ANY MONTH WILL DO.
20. Favorite Food: TWINKIES
21. Last Movie you Watched: WINNIE THE POOH
22. Favorite Day of the Year: EVERY DAY IS A-OK
23. Are you too shy to ask someone out: NO. I TELL THEM TO COME OUT.
24. Summer or Winter: YES
25. Hugs or Kisses?: NO THANKS. HULK NOT KNOW YOU.
26. Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH.
27. Do you want your friends to write back: SURE WHY NOT?
28. Who is most likely to fill this survey out: IRON MAN AND JARVIS
29. Who is least likely to fill this survey out: THOR
30. Living Arrangements: IN AVENGERS MANSION
31. What books are you reading: HA HA HA.
32. What's on your mouse pad: COOKIE CRUMBS
33. Favorite Board Game: HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS
34. What did you do last night: PLAYED NINTENDO. SMASHED BAD GUYS.
35. Favorite Smells: COOKIE AND SNACK CAKE SMELLS
36. Can you touch your nose with your tongue: NO.
37. What inspires you? KITTENS AND MONKEYS.
39. Favorite Flower: THE SMASHABLE KIND.
40. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning:
"MORE TIME TO SMASH!"

Posted by: Incredible Hulk / 11:25 AM

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

People keep on talking about Wolverine like Hulk should be scared of him.

He is a short canadian guy with bad hair! That is like being afraid of Rick Moranis.

*wiping away tears*

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

ilc snickers and sneers in ile's direction!

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/728/43/1600/nyc%20008.jpg

This is the record store that sells music that goes
BOOM BOOM BOOM THUMP THUMP
THUMP BOOM BOOM BOOM and sometimes
Hulk sees Doctor Strange's assistant "Wong"
walk out of there with "Diva House."

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh man how did I miss this before?!?!!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

this is ridiculously good

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

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